Who is it that Vanessa Minnillo was dating? Some hot young stud I’m sure. Whoever he is, I doubt he has the charisma and the coiffed, perfect, golden-boy hair that I do. Also, I can make awesome pancakes. I doubt even perfect pancakes will win us a date with a braless Vanessa Minnillo, but I can juggle too. She can put her little tiny purse on my nightstand anytime. For a real treat, we can always take a look at little Ms. Vanessa in a see-through top…

For those of you who have been living under a rock, Ivanka Trump is the hot daughter of Donald Trump (aka Mr. Comb-over).  I can’t say for certain that Ivanka’s big boobs aren’t the result of a skilled surgeon’s assistance.  A person such as myself just can’t be sure.  But we can definitely tell when Ivanka doesn’t wear a bra, so we present to you… Ivanka Trump braless photos, subtitled fine art and careful studies of braless rich people.

I have racked my brain, and I just cannot find any explanation for what this hot little girlie is doing in this photo.  We can see that she is braless, unless you consider the tape she has strategically placed on her nipples some form of rudimentary bra.  We can see that she has slung her purse onto the ledge above her head, where she hopefully not forget it as she departs in a hurry with security guards on her tail.  We can see that she has a very empty cup of ice beside her (and can assume said cup was very fully indeed of some type of powerful elixir which banished all inhibitions).  And we can see she is spreading her legs for all the handsome photographers who wish to snap juicy photos.  Any ideas guys?

Well I think the last movie I saw the gorgeous and multi-talented Tia Carrere in might have been True Lies with Ahnold.  Even if she has been off the scene and laying low since then, she seems to be happy, as evidenced by this big smile paired with her braless boobs.

This braless hottie has an extraordinary ability to go braless while keeping her pokies mysteriously under wraps.

You do not even have to put your glasses on to see through Lindsay Lohan’s transparent blouse and catch a glimpse of these fine young nipples.

We tend to talk and post about Lindsay a lot because, well, she goes around braless a lot.
Back in Black and Blue 12/18/06
Blue Bikini Pokies 8/8/06
Braless in a White Dress 5/10/06
Nipples in a Tanktop 4/20/06

I supposed it is easy for Rose McGowan to amaze, astound, and enthrall country singers with her braless rack.  After all, I am a sophisticated, wine-drinking, lovemaking holder of many college degrees, and she swivels my head around.

Previous Rose McGowan Posts:
Braless TubeTop
Pokie Nips with Samuel

When I say Sophie Monk plays with her nipples, I just mean that she plays with people’s head with her nipples.  For all I know, she actually plays with her own nipples too.  Here we see her parading around with pokies hard enough to cut glass.  She is a pretty girl!

Previous Sophie Monk post…

She can sing me to sleep anytime.  Christina Aguilera is called Xtina by those familiar with her braless boobies.  She recently got married, and I read a report that said her new husband has asked any and all males to please avoid looking at his new bride’s pokies.  I think his exact words were:  “stop looking at my wife’s tits.”  He doesn’t mind the ladies looking because, well, lesbians are cool. I’m not too big on her crazy red lipstick, but I ain’t gonna be picky.

Hello there, sweet young braless girl.  Would you like a margarita?  Perhaps a little salt on the rim?  If you don’t mind, how about posing for me there, with your cleavage hanging out and your pretty doe eyes crying out “free braless pictures, use your flash!”