Well I cannot give too many compliments to this lady for her hair, but she has a fabulous body and fantastic taste in bikini tops. Her girls are so big, it’s nearly impossible to keep them restrained. But if she wanted to restrain them, she would be wearing more clothing, right? So let’s look:
Might as well go completely amateur today. It just feels like that’s what we need. Something fresh and unspoiled and nearly innocent. Not completely innocent, as in “wow, are these things boobies?” More like, “hey, are you really staring at my pokies?”
I continue to be amazed by the size of Uma Thurman’s boobs. Where do those things come from, outer space? Did the astronauts run across them as they serviced the international space station and bring them back so that could perch themselves on top of her sexy ribcage? Don’t mean to be mean, but Uma has always been a bit of a “Butter Head” for me. I think it’s the nose. But hey, she’s rich, she’s famous, and she has perfectly enjoyable melons capped with perfectly pokie nipples, so let’s post her up, shall we?
Excuse us for saying so, but Brooke Burke has to be the hottest milf that has ever been half naked on the beach walked the earth. Check out those legs, man, her body is enough to bring tears to our eyes. There might be two people on the entire face of the earth that do not think she is hot, and they are freaks who should be banished to outer space. Even women think Brooke is hot (chime in anytime you want, Christy). She is probably credited for turning gay men straight and straight women lesbian.
Heidi Montag’s stomach is so flat, it makes you wonder if she’s had surgery, or is just some kind of genetic superfreak. Skinny girls with big boobs tend to turn heads. When they stuff themselves into little white bikinis with their pokies peeking out, blamo, watch out for a riot.
Some people are genetically gifted and some people have to work hard at it, but when a person has a great body they naturally want to show it off. What better time to demo the toned abs and the buns of steel than while at the beach wearing a bikini. Personally, I groan and moan when bikini weather approaches and get really strict with my diet. The bronze goddess in this photo probably has nothing to worry about. Uh, except for those out of control nips!
My, my, my. Through a wonderful gift of genetics, this pretty blonde is able to eat hot dogs and yo-ho’s and still take it all off in a proud display of flesh in front of the camera. The bikini she has on (and the lighting she is draped in) is no match for the heft of those pokeys. If there are any babies in the vicinity, better not let them see a nozzle like that!
Looking at her body, we can tell that Pamela Anderson is no spring chicken anymore. This is in contrast of course to my god-like perfection which I occasionally display to mere mortals by flexing in the bars and clubs on Saturday nights. But I digress. We’ve reported on her nipplish activities before (visit the Pamela Anderson tribute page if you wish). Yes, we know the nature of this blog, but we just can’t help but comment on her waist and that tight little white package squeezed up in that bikini bottom. Ahhh, her golden hair, her golden tan, if only she had not been defiled by Tommy Lee, we would nominate her for president.
It sort of goes without saying that Playboy Playmates should have great boobs. I mean, sure, many of them probably have great personalities, but they don’t land in Hefner’s favorite magazine unless they have a certain look. Kendra Wilkinson is known as the “jock”, and is one of Hef’s current girlfirends. She certainly looks athletic in these beach photos as she tosses balls and lawn darts. She happens to be performing these athletic feats in a bikini top which simply cannot content with the enormous task of support her breasts and concealing her nips. Lucky for us! Go Kendra!
