Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?