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Based on the ridiculous frequency with which Jelena Dokic prominently displays those beastly nipples, I think we can conclude one or more of the following facts:
1) she doesn’t mind showing off her pokies
2) she kind of likes it, ie “hey guys, check these out”
3) she can’t help it, ie “dang, no matter what I do these things can’t be contained

And let me clear something up, by “beastly” I just mean “big ones that tantalize me.” I in no way mean to infer I don’t like them or wish she would change the arrangement. I’ve noticed the sports channels actually arrange their camera angles and edit their footage to try and avoid showing Jelena’s girls to the public. Probably due to numerous calls from hysterical parents about offensive programming involving our favorite topic.

It’s been awhile since I caught a tennis game. Hey, things get busy and I don’t sit in front of the boobtube very often. When I search for tennis I see lots of hot babes in lots of sweaty tops with nipples poking out all over the place. I know it is perverted to watch a professional sport and ogle the girls, but dang it I am a man and I can’t help it. Take diving for instance. You gotta check out the bodies on the divers, can’t stop it. As I look back through previous posts, I don’t see anything about Daniela Hantuchova. Rectify that right now, bubba.

Ack! Look out! Serena Williams is on a rampage! Ha, just kidding. Kind of. This girl is meat. Even if she wears two bras, those girls could quite possibly get out of control and hurt somebody in the crowd.

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Well, okay, chances of any hot chicks playing tennis in Iraq today are pretty minimal. On the other hand, when I try to think up some kind of creative and catchy title for my post, the thought of hot sweaty tennis babes running around in the desert sun warms my loins. Athletic chicks have a special place in my heart, and tennis babes like to grunt, so now we’re talking about a combination that’s hard to beat… especially when there are nipples present!

It’s true, if Jelena Dokic is playing a tennis player who is even slightly lesbo, like even a little bit, they are going to be totally distracted by her fabulous body, her grunts, and most of all, let’s face it, her pokies.  It doesn’t seem like she even has to get particularly sweaty, those nips are just BAM! always there.  Try to play tennis against a world class tennis player when you can’t keep your eye on the ball (too much areolaeic distraction).  Photographic evidence on the other side of the line… (more…)

Nicole Vaidisova’s nipples have to be the most famous in tennis.  A cool breeze (or even a warm one) and a little perspiration, and this girl headed for pokie-town.  And she is just so darn cute!  Short tennis skirts and fit tennis babes are a guaranteed good time.

The Nicole Vaidisova Page…