Category Archives: Sports Pokies

A little sporty physical exertion frequently causes even the sexiest ladies to sweat. And we all know a sweaty top can lead to (drumroll) sports pokies!

Why Crossfit Gals are Obsessed with Boobs

It’s been awhile since I posted about crossfit boobs. What the hell is wrong with me? Wait, don’t answer that. I guess I got distracted and fell down on my duty. I might fall down on my face if I … Continue reading

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Lifeguard Nipples

What red-blooded American kid doesn’t grow up with a lifeguard fetish? I am particularly compromised, since I grew up watching Pamela Anderson bounce her rack around on Baywatch once a week. Going to the pool as a kid, the lifeguards … Continue reading

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Biking Boobs

I was driving down the road yesterday in my rusty Yugo, belching oily exhaust and trying to kill as many trees as possible, when I nearly had a head-on crash with a gal on a bicycle. She was fully equipped … Continue reading

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Sporty Pokies

Aly Raisman is (obviously) a hot gymnast who bounced to fame in the London Olympics in 2012. She had some trouble with a creepy doctor, and became a bit of a spokesperson for the feminist movement. She also doesn’t mind … Continue reading

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