I’ve been on a candid kick lately.

We did this milf. Side note, I’m still stunned. A+++.

And we did this cutie with the nipslips.

Today I want to check out two new subjects.

The first gal is stomping down the sidewalk so fast it’s making the pictures blurry. She’s in yoga pants with knappy hair and the coolest sunglasses in the State. However, her croptop is so overburdened by those big bouncing breasts, there is no hope of containing them. Funny to see in the background the old dude with the dog who is about to either propose marriage or run home and whack off.

The next gal is graciously allowing us to view her candid grocery store pokies. She might be just leaving her gym from working out, as she’s dressed in what might be a sportsbra with an additional thin shirt over that. But alas, her spiked nipples protrude so much, her clothing simply cannot hide them. And those are some big melons, too! Even squashed down by the sportsbra, they are plump and juicy, I’m guessing D-cups. I don’t dig the crocs. I tried to wear crocs one time but the rubber made my toes sweat and my feet were stinking so bad I kept getting kicked out of fast food restaurants.

While I was at it, I updated the Ashley Tervort page. Wow, those titties…

Yessir, we’re back to Aubrey O’Day. How can we not frequently revisit this chick when she has such great boobs and is so free with their display? You were kind of daydreaming about her fluorescent eyes anyway. That baked on tan thrills me. I can just see her stripping naked and laying on a tanning bed for half an hour. Here’s a tip from me to you. Boobs are awesome. Okay, I was just kidding. Everybody would expect me to say something like that, especially when I’m in the thralls of a post-coital Audrey viewing. The real tip: 75% of women get turned on when the go to the tanning bed and do their thing. I don’t know what the percentage is, but a whole damn lot of them carry a little friend in their purse and rub one off while they are glowing in the blue lights. These are just facts, man. I don’t have hidden cameras watching chicks in the tanning booth (although that sounds like a really great idea). I have just talked to a lot of women, and they’ve told me the beaver years to be rubbed when they get nekkid like that. Too bad it ruins their skin and makes them all wrinkly later in life. Hey, do what all the rich Hollywood boys do, trade them in for a younger model a few years down the road. Ya hear me Aubrey? Lay off the tanning, rub one off at home with me, or I’m kicking you to the curb.

Speaking of eyes, you probably want to check out Sophie Turner‘s eyes while you’re at it.

I don’t know what happened to Jennifer Aniston‘s face in these photos. It’s almost like she took a shot from an ugly stick that temporarily uglified her beyond belief. I love Jen, and I would marry her, but I would hope she would wake up every morning with all her makeup on and looking, uh better than this. For now, just concentrate on her wet bikini top.