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I actually googled Gabrielle Union so I could provide you, my discerning and faithful readers, with a blog post filled with more factual information that just a bunch of gibberish and some immature pics of a mocha colored lady with delicious looking caramel breasts rarely supported by a bra. As if you care. As if you read anything on here, just clickclickclick until my server explodes and you are left unsatisfied and craving more. She is an actress. Did something with Kirsten Dunst. She was in Bad Boys 2. Does Memory Alpha from Star Trek ring a bell? No, I didn’t think so. Would you give up the ability to read for the next two weeks to see Gabrielle hawing her girls in a g-string? Mmm-hmm, I thought so. Just for that, I’m gonna make you click on the more tag to jump to the pics. more Gabrielle

I’ve kind of started wondering if Kendra Wilkinson will ever regain her pre-baby girlish figure. She went on some kind of big fitness kick and lost some baby weight, but I’m not seeing what I used to see. That’s ok, we won’t kick her out of the bralessblog bed, but hey she’s a star and everything so our expectations are waaay high. Playmates unit! Activate your wonderpowers!

Okay, well I don’t actually know who Edyta Sliwnska is. I could look her up, but honestly it’s almost 11pm where I am and I don’t really care. What I do care about, well – there’s actually two somethings. And they are very prominent in these pics. Not because she is well-endowed or buxom or large of breast. But because she is dressed like a slut. Yep, let’s face it Edyta whoever you are – and I’m not just trying to be a jerk, dear – but the way you’re dressed is only fit for a) bedtime, or b) slutty public display. Congrats, you’ve made it to BralessBlog

Instead of pulling a wikipedia stunt and trying to figure out who she is and why she’s famous, I’m just gonna make something up, okay? She is Kathleen Turner’s daughter and starred in a remake of the famous movie Body Heat. She’s in Body Heat II with Michael Douglas, who in between geriatric ocular correction surgery and sexual addition therapy decided to hook up with little Ms small boobies in this new role.

More Anna Paquin pics. And by that I mean her with no bra. I know, I’m sort of obsessed with her now that she came out and admitted she likes to carpet munch. But even still, spreading her legs on some sandy beach as she swings from the sky like a braless amazon? You know that’s going to get posted here – you know it.

I saw the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic this weekend. Too cutesy even for a wimp like me, but there was that two hours of awesome Isla Fisher footage. You may remember her as that crazy sex-addict from Wedding Crashers. I did not remember little Isla having such mucho boobies, but she did have a kid not too long ago so maybe they are still in a state of maternal tumescence. She has a few lines and wrinkles on her face but holly mackerel does she have a skinny perky little body.

My, my – what do we have here? Anna Paquin in a cute little dress sliced open to her navel and no bra. She recently came out in some kind of public service announcement and said she is bisexual. As a man (yeah, baby), I am obligated to think about that with a vapid smile on my face while staring up at the heavens and thinking… dirty thoughts. She is shown here with her toolbelt boyfriend, but he really isn’t a tool is he? He dates Anna Paquin, and she gets it on with girls. This means he can tool around in all these photos and wink and me and say: you can only dream of this, my girlfriend is bi and a 3-way even if it hasn’t happened or isn’t happening may happen, which is more than you can say so stuff it. I would say back… awesome, can you send me some pics?