Category Archives: Braless Cameltoe

Nipples and Labia – Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

I’m so proud of myself.

Looking back over my braless cameltoe category, I’ve made some phenomenal posts. It’s kind of surprising I haven’t won a boob-related Pulitzer Prize or something.

I figured I would continue that great tradition today with some more great crotch shots.

Like this little hunny, who has her yoga pants yanked so far up inside her that she’s liable to get pregnant and give birth to little yoga babies. And those nipples are downright dangerous looking.

We have a really crystal clear view of this braless blonde’s crotch in her little gray thong panties, but she doesn’t seem to have the problem where the camel is getting the toe, the old moose knuckle.

And last but not least for today, we have this sweetheart who pulls down her sleepshirt to show us her perfect cleavage and all natural boobs, meanwhile her labia are so thick and swollen it looks like her shorts just can’t contain them.

While you’re at it, you can check out Alyssa Milano. Or maybe even talk through a bit of nipple pinching dialogue.

Boating Boobs Get Wild and Free

One time I went boating with my buddy. He was recently divorced, and spent every weekend out on the lake in his boat picking up chicks. He spent every dime he had on gasoline and alcohol.

He told me a lady friend of his would be going, but I had no idea what I was in for.

When I showed up to the dock mid-morning, this petite little brunette was flip-flopping around helping him load the boat and get ready to cast off. She was wearing an oversized white t-shirt that just barely covered her buns. I was pretty sure she had a banging body under there somewhere, and I was eager to find out.

We spent maybe thirty or forty-five minutes boating out to a sandbar where this guy liked to party. His hunny just sat in the back of the boat and chilled. Maybe she was still hung over from the night before.

When we got to the sandbar, you could tell activities were still ramping up there. It wasn’t crowded yet, but it was getting that way. There were chicks everywhere in bikinis, a feast for the eyes.

The gal on our boat shotgunned a beer, took off her hat and sunglasses, stripped off that t-shirt and threw it in the floor of the boat. The body she revealed made me want to cry and beg and plead and howl at the moon.

Her tits were gigantic and teardrop shaped. I could see her crazy hard nipples under the fabric of her bikini top. And man, there wasn’t much fabric there. The bottom of her bikini attached to the tiny squares at the top with little strings. And her labia were so clearly outlined with the world’s awesomest cameltoe that I thought there was some kind of joke being played on me.

This picture reminds me of that day.

side note – I added some wedding titties.

Braless From Below

There is something about seeing braless boobs from below that really turns me on.

I suppose to reminds me that I enjoy having a woman climb on top and rub herself all over me. I’m not a submissive kind of guy, but I’m more than willing to lay there and let her use me as a jungle gym.

This lady serves up my fantasy in spades, what with her big torpedo-shaped, pointy, d-cup boobies, plus her little cleft of a cameltoe.

I might as well continue that theme for today. I seem to have an affinity for stumbling over smoking hot cameltoe pics, and you guys are always emailing me asking me for more.

I had a tremendous, A+ cameltoe pic that I stuck in here, but realized I had a whole separate post about braless biking. So if you want to see it, go there and scroll down to the latest update.

While we’re looking up from below, we might as well deepdive this babe. Holy smokes, has she got it going on. Those boobs are squashed into her thin yellow t-shirt and begging to be set free. That little slice of underboob wakes up a monster in me. And she has thankfully yanked those little green booty shorts so far up her hips that she’s cleaved her labia in two. I mean seriously, I’m worried her shorts are going to impregnate her, or possibly cut off the circulation to her pudenda.

All of this sort of culminates in this amazing braless legspreader. Crikey, look at that body. Her nipples are so hard she could cut heart-shapes in a mirror with them. And that white shirt has no hope of concealing them. And then she has perched on the corner of her kitchen table with her legs spread as if to say “insert nose here.” The seam of her shorts is so perfectly in line with her labia that I get a sense of a world in which nothing will ever go wrong.

By the way, while I was at it I added some shots to the braless brides page if you want to check them out.

Jennifer Lopez Gives Us Less Butt and More Boobs

When it comes to Jennifer Lopez, most of ya’ll seem to be obsessed with her butt.

And I get it. She’s a Latina, and sort of famous for putting the jiggle and shake in the booty. That girl is thick in those areas, and should not be ignored.

So I’ll start you out with a candid thong pic, just so you don’t think I’m dead inside, and can’t see the forest for the trees, or the booty for the boobies.

But I think it’s time to deepdive (and motorboat) those titties.

As you well know by now, the whole cameltoe + braless thing is rare enough to a) get me extra excited, and b) get my full attention. I love this pic of Jennifer in a tight-fitting workout suit because her pokies are so clearly visible and we have a delicious little side dish of cameltoe.

She likes to work that body. Her boobs aren’t gigantic, but it seems like every time she steps out in the public eye she is squeezing that cleavage for all that it’s worth.

I think she likes the attention. I think her cleavage likes the attention!

She almost had an “oops” moment with the sideboob the other day at a photoshoot. Of course perverts like me were there to watch, record, and slobber.

The way that we are getting a whiff of upskirt here in some ways distracts us from the fact that we’re afforded a bit of a downblouse.

And finally, speaking of oops, this nipple is so brown and tasty looking that I can’t resist breaking my own rules and posting this nipslip of Jennifer here…