Ridiculous. That’s what I think when I see this. But the thought is sort of juxtaposed against: Wow, she looks incredible. I would eat that. Maybe she’s famous and I just don’t recognize her, but even still – she should be famous. And will be. Shoot, any girl who lands on these pages becomes famous. Welcome to stardom sweetie!
Just because I don’t know who they are, just because they don’t fit neatly into a category, just because you don’t see them on your street corner or your television doesn’t mean we shouldn’t cover them here on bralessblog. By cover, I really mean covet. Drool upon. Fantasize about. Get lost in ze cleavages.
I personally don’t believe in washing cars. My car is a 2005 and it’s nice and it’s fast and it is my certified stud cruiser. But it’s dirty. I think I last washed it back in 2008. I keep it clean inside because the babes dig it when they get into the little black leather cocoon and it’s all clean, but I don’t worry about the outside too much. Am I a pervert if I drive by those high school car wash stations where students are trying to generate extra money for their clubs or school or whatever and I think, hmmm she is hot. I mean, they are probably close to the age of consent, have woman lumps and everything. Here are a couple of shots (not taken by me, it was some other pervert) of some amateur carwash pokies.
It is supposed to get up to about 100 degrees here today, and my neighbor was out yesterday in a pair of cutoff denim shorts and a bikini top washing her car. God bless bikinis and god bless dirty cars. This 100 degree crap I could do without, but sometimes you have to sacrifice to get some skin.
In the spirit of Summer and since we haven’t checked out any bikini action in awhile, I’ll hook you up. Some of these are from a bikini contest. These days, digital cameras are so powerful and have such good optics and zooms on them, it’s possible to get a level of detail that makes the bikini models cringe. Every little freckle, mole, and pokey is exposed.
Well I cannot give too many compliments to this lady for her hair, but she has a fabulous body and fantastic taste in bikini tops. Her girls are so big, it’s nearly impossible to keep them restrained. But if she wanted to restrain them, she would be wearing more clothing, right? So let’s look:
Might as well go completely amateur today. It just feels like that’s what we need. Something fresh and unspoiled and nearly innocent. Not completely innocent, as in “wow, are these things boobies?” More like, “hey, are you really staring at my pokies?”
image: detail of installation by Bronwyn Lace