10 Outrageous Sextoys You Should Not Live Without [Kinky New Stuff!]

I know I’ve been a little slack about posting lately. What can I say, I wore myself out doing all the video stuff.

In addition to a few braless babes, I’ve had my eye on sextoys lately. The search for the novel, the outrageous, the titillating, the awesome, the oh-my-gosh-ya-gotta-be-kidding. And I found a few that I earmarked for sharing. Honestly, some are so perverted I dare not share.

1) Full stroke sex machine
I know at first glance this thing looks like it would be more appropriate for the ladies. And in full disclosure, my first exposure to it was when I bought it for my lady. But come to find out, the manufacturer makes a zillion different attachments. This particular kit comes with 8 attachments. One of them is like a fleshlight thing. And it wasn’t long, my good friends and neighbors, before I lubed up and slid in. The beauty of this thing is it does all the work. I can just lay there and it strokes me. I’m not that big on vibrations, and that’s why I like this machines pumping/stroking action.

And by the way, if you turn it all the way up, prepare to get your brains boffed out. I would like to think after a few decades of wanking my own weenie I had seen it all. But this thing at full tilt is literally more than I can handle!

CLICK HERE to check details of the full stroke sex machine

2) Electric shock stick
Yeah, I know this is freaky with a capital F. But get out of your own head, and broaden your horizons, and check this thing out. They sell it as an “acupuncture” thing, but in some places you will see it advertised as a legit sex toy. Whether you are using it on yourself or your hunny, you can dial up anywhere from a 1 setting to a 9 setting. The 1 is sort of like, hmm that feels odd. The 9 is more like, ohmygodyouareelectrocutingme. It uses a simple AA battery, isn’t very expensive, so it should be added to everyone’s arsenal.

CLICK HERE to find this shocking device 🙂

3) Tablet masturbator
I actually got one of these from one of my dirty uncles as a Christmas gift. Yeah, I have a f’d up family. Everybody had their laughs, but when the crowds departed and I tried this thing out…

IT WAS AWESOME!

I’m too cheap to buy a real ipad or a real fleshlight. But my normal, el-cheapo tablet fits just fine in the dock. And my regular rubber masturbator sleve fits too (I tweaked it by rolling it into a washcloth before clipping it into place). Although the promo picture below is a little generic, let me describe to you how I fell in love with this thing. Que up your favorite sex scene. I’ve found POV stuff works, um, really really well. Looking down while you are pumping away, especially with a two-handed grip on thing is sort of magical!

CLICK HERE to see how to set up your own kinky tablet/sleeve combo!

4) Heavy-duty sex doll
I started out calling this “full-size”, but then I realized it was misleading. It is only about 2 feet tall in the boobs to butt dimension. So I guess I really shouldn’t say full-size, more like life-size. In the areas where it counts, it’s the right size!

Sometimes I just want to bang something. Not like with my hand, but actually get some hip motion in and hold a big lump of (semi-realistic) womanflesh on the bed and bang it. And whoa-buddy, this life size doll works for that.

I actually can’t post the photos here without getting a chubby and wanting to lube mine up and slip right in. Oh, and the design allows for you to um, pic the hole. This is 20 or 25 lbs of silicone that is ready to take a licking and keep on ticking.

CLICK HERE to check pricing on this HD sexdoll!

5) Under bed restraints
Yep, sometimes I like to tie her up. These things have a few things going for them.
a) The are quite strong, and work great.
b) They are easy to install/uninstall. I can usually set them up in just two or three minutes, and pull them up to hide them in the same amount of time.
c) They are not expensive.

I have lots of different restraint systems, but this is sort of a staple, so I think errrbody ought to buy a set.

CLICK HERE to see how these straps work…

6) Labia spreader
Yep, this product is a little weird. I’m a little weird too, if you haven’t noticed.

I like to get my nose/lips/tongue up in there. And it always makes the gals feel taken care of when I break out some equipment to keep them spread open while I do my community service.

Admit it, you’ve probable never seen a labia spreader before. And that’s exactly why you should check it out. I’m here to open up your mind.

CLICK HERE to check out the magical labia holder!

7) Storage
Not as outrageous as some of the other sex toys you see here, but at least as important is storage. Nobody wants nosy busy-bodies prowling through their stuff. I keep mine locked up in my pervert trunk. That’s where I put all my perverted stuff. And truth be told, I have several trunks. Cause I’m a major pervert and I have lots of stuff I need to lock up.

So this is a giant, lockable trunk.

I prefer the Plano stuff. They are very solid. You can stand or sit on these, and stack them with no problem.

You probably want to buy a keyed padlock or a combination lock, too.

CLICK HERE to see what I store all my perverted sex toys in 🙂

8) Keychain cam
Another slight dodge down the path of sextoys, but I like my keychain cam.

I have a thing for watching myself do the deed. And the purty ladies I hang out with all love to be surreptitiously recorded when they are nekkid and moaning.

This particular one is better than some of the garbage I’ve tried. It has a 350 mAh battery which is good for up to 2 hours of recording. I used mine with a 64 Mb SD card. It shoots in 1920×1080 resolution at 30 frames per second.

The quality of the video is quite good, and the audio is always my favorite part.

CLICK HERE to see my favorite spy cam [keychain]

9) Sex bench
Strap her down and make her frown, that’s my motto.

So the bad news is, this does tend to take up quite a bit of room. The good news is, anybody that walks through my house just thinks of it as a clothes drying rack, because I usually have laundry draped all over it.

This elegant little beast holds 400 lbs and is very stable. The height is just right. And once she’s strapped in, she’s gonna love it!

Don’t CLICK HERE unless you like tying your ladies up!

10) C-ring plus one
My final item for the list is for the sophisticated male (that’s me) who ain’t afraid to let his freak flag fly.

I’m not really into c-rings, and I’m not really into vibrations. Let me assure you, this is an awesome exception.

The straps are stretchy and feel excellent when they squeeze your johnson and your scrote. Then there’s the taint stimulator. Ohhh yeah… there’s that.

Put this on right before you get busy with your lady, and you will soon find yourself wagging your ass around like a happy canine. That taint licker/stimulator is something you will chase around. I, uh, well…it’s hard to describe. Trust me on this one.

Quit messing around, CLICK HERE and get some serious pleasure!

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Braless Beauties Shaking ‘Em

Who knows how long these videos will stay up and available, but enjoy while they last.

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BralessBlog Secret Tapes Video

Lots of folks seem to love these videos. As popular as the free previews are, many of you are actually purchasing the full-fledged version.

Like those that came before it, this one has nudity and is quite lengthy. Preview vs HD video:
length 6:21 (preview) vs 16:38 (HD)
resolution 420/280 (preview) vs 1280/720 (HD)
nudity N (preview) vs Y (HD)
size 17.8 mb (preview) vs 728 mb (HD)

You get the idea 🙂 Click here to go to the full HD version.

I’m calling this the “Secret Tapes” video because it contains a handful of of candid shots. I realize those can be a little more controversial. Ignoring the politics involved, it’s sort of a subset of the busty and braless entertainment genre that I occasionally dabble in… and you may enjoy.

Segment 1
I might as well start off strong, and my lord this blonde is about as hot as it gets. She is wiggling for the camera in an unbuttoned tanktop and great pokies. Oooh, that smile.

Segment 2
This little brunette does us quite the favor by shaking her boobies in her skimpy bikini. Thank goodness for slow motion. I happened to spend some time gazing at this girl’s navel, and her crotch, and basically every pore of her body.

Segment 3
Busty natural boobs get shaken alllllmost out of her black top 🙂

Segment 4
This Asian gal is in a tanktop that is stretched out and about 9 sizes too big. That means you and I get a crazy view of her cleavage and sideboob. Bouncing that basketball means quite a bit of bouncing for her boobs. I like.

Segment 5
Pink hair, don’t care. Big wobbly cleavage, do care.

Segment 6
The girl with the moster rack that’s all squashed up to her chin fully displays her pokies. She climbs into the new Corvette and does her best to jiggle us into heaven.

Segment 7
This milf is not petite. She is big in all the right places. After caressing her nipples and pinching them just a bit, she pulls her top up and shows us the milky white goods. Nudity edited out for preview.

Segment 8
Even though this clip was relatively short, I had to edit the bejeesus out of it because this girl just couldn’t keep her boobs in her shirt. Her silky top is transparent anyway, but I have edited out the actual nudity. Nice rack 🙂

Segment 9
This chubby little amateur has boobs that she can rely on until she is at least middle-aged. Here she yanks up her v-neck t-shirt and shows them off. I have edited out the nudity for the preview vid.

Segment 10
Chick walking along and giving us a heavy glimpse of sideboob. Is she aware, or is this candid? Possibly a “secret” tape.

Segment 11
I probably should’ve edited this out for the preview, since you can clearly see this girl’s large, gnarly nipples. Those things could poke an eye out! But I enjoy watching her walk and bounce around in the see-through shirt.

Segment 12
A fit girl in a skin-tight top jogs and bounces in place. That smile is as awesome as those boobs.

Segment 13
The HD video has tons of footage of this busty little lady trying stuff on. She is funny and hot when she squeezes her boobs and moves them around, picks at her crotch, etc. I enjoy watching her, and have included her in some of my videos before.

Segment 14
Some more candid footage, this time of a tall amateur walking down the street when her braless boobs get noticed by a guy passing by.

Segment 15
Some giant, braless Double-D’s go boing-ing around as this lady runs across the yard with her purse. Yum.

Segment 16
I don’t get the whole countdown thing, but I enjoy each unique view I can get of this little hottie’s natural boobs in her spaghetti-strap tanktop. I’m wondering if those strings are going to go TWANG and unleash the mogambos.

Segment 17
Now that I have edited both the HD and the preview version of this video, I think I recognize this pair of naked boobs. Regardless, I enjoy watching her untie her top and unleash them.

Segment 18
This athletic chic pulls her sportsbra up and shows off her boobies.

Segment 19
Lime green bikini top meets giant natural boobs and a whole lotta bouncing.

Segment 20
Jumping out of a pool with wet boobs a-swayin’.

Segment 21
Long-distance candid shot of a chick and her friend at a gas station. I think she is airing up her tires, but her cocktail dress seems to be lacking a bra and possibly panties.

Segment 22
Huge, yummy boobs on this lady who sits on her couch and pulls them out for us. Cannot stop staring at the nips…
Edited the nudity out for preview vid.

Segment 23
Yep, more nudity here. I can’t decide if she’s in the gym locker room or maybe at work, but she pops some big ones out of her top for us to enjoy. She seems to be kind of reluctant/shy. But they finally surface!

Segment 24
A whole bunch of footage of this braless lady riding around in her car with the seatbelt agitating her boobs. She’s definitely doing this on purpose, with the camera in her lap and occasionally repositioning the seatbelt so it irritates her nipple.

Segment 25
Red keyhole swimsuit and omg bod.

Segment 26
Some bodies are made only for making babies, and this may be one. She looks as hot in a simple bikini as some gals do in full-blown lingerie. See the way she accidentally squeezes her cleavage together and “bounces”? Um, not accidental bro.

Segment 27
Very fit and making me happy with both her front and her back.

Segment 28
Tonds of footage of this milf in a green tanktop with droopy boobs and no bra. Her nipples are certainly having their way with that fabric. She gives the camera a little flash at the end, but I’ve edited that out for the preview vid.

If you want to see the full version (full-length, full-size, and full resolution) of the video, click here

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Braless Boob Sweat Video

It’s a hot summertime, at least where I live. What better way to celebrate than to check out some sweaty braless boobs?

Well, ok, not alll of these are sweaty. But I suspect you won’t mind.

As usual, the free video below is
– smaller frame size (the original is full-screen)
– lower resolution (the original is HD)
– edited for nudity (the original has nudity)
– edited for length (the original includes 3x more more footage)

If you want to see the full video, check it out here.

Segment 1
Busty dark-headed chick does the walking thing with her boobs spilling out of her dress.

Segment 2
The same girl as in segment 1, this time in some kind of open sportsbra thing and she’s shaking them 🙂

Segment 3
Same girl, in a very open cocktail dress with her cleavage on display. They are bouncy, aren’t they?

Segment 4
Ahh, and the final clip of our goddess. Here her boobs simply cannot be contained, and when she machine guns us, they bounce and vibrate and make me happy. 100% proof that she is all natural.

Segment 5
Two chicks doing a soccer thing in bikinis in the back yard. Forget about their supple boobies, I got a flash of that thong and my heart nearly stopped.

Segment 6
A chick running on a treadmill. Who knew b-cup boobs could bounce so much? She’s wearing a sportsbra, but it just can’t cope with those long strides.

Segment 7
This girl shops in a grocery store and she isn’t wearing very much. Short shorts and braless in a tanktop. Of course people are going to stare, I sure would. It looks like it might be cold in the store the way her pokies are standing at attention. Annnd her ass is hanging out of those shorts. The full length video has lots of footage of her parading around, unaware.

Segment 8
This little wifey makes the nicest video for her husband. She unbuttons her housedress and squashes her boobs around before pulling them out and flashing the camera. Somehow I don’t think she meant for this video to get out to the public? The full length vid has her topless, because her pretty nipples are a sight for sore eyes. Also, I dig her tanlines.

Segment 9
A nurse at work in her scrubs does a boob drop for us. Unless you head over to check out the full length video, you’ll just have to trust me that she is worth watching 🙂

Segment 10
Huuuuge natural breasts on this cutie. And even though she doesn’t look a day past 21, they are indeed dropping down to her belly button. But hey, that’s what happens when you are built that big up top.

Segment 11
The same girl is now in a gray t-shirt, but she can’t hide those nips, and I love watching them bounce around.

Segment 12
The gray t-shirt is traded in for a white t-shirt, but thank goodness she decides to bounce around.

Segment 13
A cutoff red t-shirt now threatens to spill her boobage out… and we can only hope were here to see it when it happens.

Segment 14
This girl lays down and lets her big natural boobs wrap around a hairbrush. If you’re like me, you are picturing something other than a brush getting slid into that cleavage. She seems to be having fun, and shakes the living daylights out of them with her nipples exposed (edited out for the free version below).

Segment 15
An all natural wife grabs her boobies and gives them a good milkshake.

Segment 16
It’s sort of mesmerizing to watch this girl’s braless boobs twitch and stutter under her silky gown. The way she’s grinding on that heart, you have to wonder if she manages to get off? Mmm, those pokies.

Segment 17
If this girls pointy boobs showed any more clearly through her white top, I would think I had x-ray vision. The way they bounce when she moves is quite arousing.

Segment 18
Same girl, jumping halfway out of a pool. That’s not really a bikini top, when it’s wet we can see every little pore in her yummy boobs. She’s not really climbing out, her whole point is to make you stare at her boobs. Such a little trollop.

Segment 19
Same girl, more frizzy hair, and she’s moved back to a white tanktop because she knows all of us guys are spellbound by her natural d-cups. The way her necklace dangles between her cleavage makes me want to jump for joy.

Segment 20
Girl in a bikini has no idea a camera is nearby.

Segment 21
This girl does some lingerie try-ons, and I swear her little body is to die for.

Segment 22
A gal drops her big, natural, milky white boobs out of a sportsbra. I had to edit out the nudity for the free version! Did I mention she jumps up and down at the end? No fake boobs have ever moved/jiggled like that 🙂

Segment 23
This girl starts out hiding her nipples from us, but then starts strutting around and shaking them. You’ll have to move to the full length version to see the nudity.

Segment 24
Mom does a boob drop in a minivan, and nobody ever realized how perfect her ta-tas were. Nudity. (Ouch, she pinches the bejesus out of them.)

Segment 25
Oh wowzers. This girl is entirely to busty to be dancing in a top like that. And she is entirely too cute for me to be drooling over.

Segment 26
A girl shopping braless in a pink shirt that’s a size or two too small, and in shorts that are a size or two too short. I think this was candid, as she doesn’t seem to notice the camera. Lot’s of footage here, much of it snipped out for the free version.

Segment 27
Lots of fashion runway boobs. The girl in the lace in the see-through gown actually seems to be embarrassed that her nipple keeps escaping. I actually had to go back and edit this out for the free version 🙂

Segment 29
An outdoor boob drop with pale white boobies and pink nipples (edited).

Segment 30
Curly headed gal who waggles her boobs to and fro because she knows dudes like us love it. The boob drop at the end is heavenly. I hope that if I am ever in considerable pain the doctors will wheel in this exact lady to do this for me and I will feel no pain whatsoever.

Segment 31
A lady walking around outside with her friend on a hot summer day in a tubetop. Neither she nor her friend notice the camera. Lots of candid footage here, some edited out for the free vid.

Segment 32
I wonder if this busy gal is riding in a boat and filming her boobs shaking from the impact of the waves?

Segment 33
Good lord. This ladies boobs look incredibly perky and pointy even when she’s wearing her t-shirt. Then she yanks it up and shows us…. ahhh, her perfection. Notice the cameltoe? She is not wearing any panties under those stretchy shorts. And next she goes to yank her shorts down. Heavily edited, try the full-length vid.

Segment 34
A lot of candid footage of this girl walking through the city braless and bouncing around.

The full-length video is 1.06 Gb, 1280×720, and almost 26 minutes in length. Click here to see the whole thing.

Preview:

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