Braless Blog

Sandra Bullock

It’s somewhat inexcusable that I started BralessBlog twelve damn years ago and I have never posted a single thing about Sandra Bullock. She’s definitely hot enough, I guess I just overlooked her. When she goes braless, it’s not like the tides change and a short circuit happens in my brain, because she’s got the itty-bitty B-cups. Hey man, nothing to complain about. There’s just not a ton of cleavage and boob wagging going on. Sandra is 53 years old, so if she had massive hooters they would probably be droopy by now.

Cate Blanchett

I can’t really remember “The Life Aquatic”, but apparently I saw it and fawned over Cate Blanchett’s boobs back then. She’s 49, no spring chicken. Finding photos of her pokies is damn near impossible. I think she likes to keep her girls on a tight leash. Thankfully, for my dear readers, I’m dedicated to the task at hand.

Anne Hathaway

I actually pointed out to you folks that Anne Hathaway was getting older, but that was eight years ago. A few years before that, she had some revealing moments on the red carpet (in a red dress). Over the years, there have been a few nude scenes, various photo leaks, and just general hotness flooding the interwebz from Ms Hathaway.

Mindy Kaling

Mindy Kaling is a 38 year old comedian who is known for staring in her own show (The Mindy Project). I think she was in The Office too. She would not be my first choice for hottest chick on the planet, but hey Ocean’s Seven does not sound as intimidating. So they dragged her into it, and petitioned her to play the chubby sidekick. Mindy has boobs, and any boob is a friend of mine, it’s just not an A+ kind of thing.

Sarah Paulson

What is it with Ocean’s 8 and milfs? Sarah Paulson is 43 years old, and kinda angular if you ask me. She has a solid A-cup. Nothing wrong with that, it’s just not something we typically jump all over here on BB. You’ll notice we have a category for D, and C, and B, buuuut… that’s the cutoff. She seems to be proud of them, it’s not entirely rare for her to show up on the red carpet wearing something that’s open all the way down to her (skinny) belly button.

Awkwafina

Finally, someone under the age of 30! Her real name is Nora Lum Ying, and she is 29 years old. Trust me, you can search from now until eternity, and you will never find any photos of this gal’s nips. They do not exist. The photos I mean; it’s possible she actually has nips but I can’t be sure. She’s not particularly well-endowed, so we may not be missing anything.

Rihanna

I coulda sworn I had whacked off posted about Rihanna before. But I searched and found nothing. Possibly because I don’t really know how to spell her name. Rihanna loves to show off her curvy body – any time, any place. It’s not hard to find photos or videos of her half naked and strutting around. I’m going to make a prediction. She is going to be a chubby spokesperson for Weight Watchers when she hits middle age. I don’t mean that in a jerky, condescending way, since I haven’t seen my own washboard abs since that time in ‘Nam when I was attacked by the python and suffered grave injury.

Helena Bonham Carter

This gal is 52 years old?? Man, time flies. I guess she is some kind of acclaimed actress, but I only remember her from Fight Club. And, ummm, yeah that was back in 1999. Was she in Harry Potter too? Busty girls aren’t exactly swinging from the rafter’s in Ocean’s 8. Helena seems to vary between a small B-cup and a small C-cup. She’s a tiny lady, so the boobs can look big when she squishes them up. As you can see, this girl gets her pokies going and it’s enough to put an eye out!

Unlike a normal person, when I saw Meghan Markle getting hitched to Prince Harry the other day, I thought… she has nice boobies.

I immediately set about looking for yummy photos of her cleavage. Let’s not give me too much credit – when I say immediately, that pretty much means whenever I get around to it.

As it turns out, before Meghan was a princess, she was not shy about flashing those boobs around.

I would estimate she is a pretty solid B-cup. Certainly all-natural, not enhanced.

Meghan has flawless skin and a fabulous smile, but it’s her body that attracts my attention. She’s on the skinny side, so deep cleaving and heaving bosoms are probably not gonna be part of the deal. But she has enough to work with.

She tends to exercise to stay fit. She’s 36 years old, and fit can turn to flab if you’re not careful at that age. Hard to attract the attention of the royal testosterone if you’re pudgy.

So that means she has a butt too. Her dad is very European, and her mom is African American, so she has quite the exotic flava and some potential for badonkadonk.

I’m sure errrbody would love to see Meghan Markle nude, but I reckon we would have to settle for topless. Yep, I’ve seen the clip which appears to be shot on a beach with some kind of hidden camera that Meghan later discovers. And yep, those nipples are yummy.

It seems like she is much less racy with her photo shoots and her come-hither looks after the period of time where she met the prince. I guess she figured she better tone it down a little, or she might be found unfit for the royal family?

She even deleted her social media accounts. That actually cracks me up. She had 1.9 million Instagram followers.

Someone from the British Monarchy probably sat her down with a bright light in her face and vicious dogs barking in the background and said “Keep your boobies in your shirt. Cut out all the blogging and social media nonsense. We are watching you.”

That’s a real shame, because her body makes me hungry.

I’d kinda like to see her crawling on the floor in some heels and a satin neglige with her boobs dangling and wobbling a little bit and a devious gleam in her eye. Do you think maybe that will happen at her next bachelorette party?

I was sort of hoping Meghan would have some hot siblings who were less likely to be intimidated and more willing to carry on the braless tradition. Unfortunately, her half-sister Samantha Grant is not really all that hot, and not terribly inclined to parading around in various states of undress to titillate Continue reading →