Kristin Cavallari Braless Booyeah

So I guess Kristin Cavallari has aged a bit since 2007 when we posted about her. Haven’t we all. 5 years in Hollywood can be a long time. You sort of have to multiply by an adjustment factor – not unlike calculating dog years. But she is still hot. And her boobs are still yummy. If her fame size was just a little bigger, she would look a lot like Britney Spears. She is not only dating Jay Cutler (the quarterback, not the bodybuilder) I hear they are expecting a baby. Congratulations to them, and congratulations to us. I firmly expect pregnancy will plump up those boobies, and we will scope out the pics and share them with our devoted readers. Now after the pregnancy is over, and they deflate -pshhhhh- like leaky balloons, conditions may warrant an “enhancement” by one of those expert Docs in Bevery Hills. Taking a look at her in this nude-colored dress makes me wonder why an insanely hot babe like her wouldn’t wear, you know like a bright color. Red, for instance. With some stripper boots and lots of eye makeup. Trashy is the new chic, if you haven’t heard Kristin. If you don’t like it, just tell Jay to come beat me up.

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That is one very sexy bare shoulder I see there!

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Bouncing Surf Boobies

Oh my wankness. I’m nearly speechless, but not quite. What can you say but, girl you almost popped those two out. I like the dramatic slow motion, here comes the climax, cinematography. And that’s what you’re here for, right? This girl climbs out of heavy surf in a soaking wet bikini with what must be C or D-cup boobies nearly popping free! If she doesn’t keep that mouth closed, she’s going to get it full of salt water… or something. see the video after the jump

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Blake Lively Braless

It’s an outrage that we’ve never cozied up to Blake Lively here at bralessblog. Man, there is no other phrase to describe this girl other than cute. Well, hot will also do. And sexy. She is 24 years old and note she is no waif of a girl. She’s about 5’10″ tall and weighs a hefty 135 lbs. Let’s use hefty in a good way here, no hate mail please. She has the little B-cups going on, but c’mon now everybody’s boobies need some love. With that blonde hair and that impish grin, I’d be happy to motorboat the B’s.

When you see her in this royal purple pantsuit, with her jacket wide open all the way down to her stomach, two questions are likely to come to mind. Well, assuming your mind is pretty perverted like mine.
1) Where’d her bra go? Hey, she purposely chose to go braless here, she is trying to tell us something. Probably some subliminal motorboat messages?
2) If she has no bra on, might she also be missing her panties? Mmmm-mm, she looks deelish. Some women look just as hot in lingerie as they do nude. In Blake’s case, dangit I don’t care which, just get her in my bedroom quick. I promise to pick up the dirty socks and toss out the old pizza boxes – umm I mean protein drinks – before she gets here.

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Another braless purple post you’ll want to check out.

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Killing the Pokies – yep killin it

It makes me very cheerful. A young gal, so willing to please, so clean and undefiled, so willing to stomp around the woods braless, with nips so hard and erect and unblemished by the effects of age and gravity that they threaten to tear open the very fabric of time itself. Killing the pokies, indeed. I get just a hint, just the briefest little suggestion as she slips her gray panties down off her hips that she has very recently been waxed and is smooth enough for a tootsie roll lickin. Those big brown eyes seem to be saying:

Hello, Mr. Photographer, would you mind taking my picture now that we’re deep in the woods behind my parent’s house and nobody much can see us and you are kind of getting aroused even though you’re supposed to be a professional? I know you said this was just a lingerie shoot, and to wear a thin sweater and no bra, but I kind of feel like taking my panties off. Um, so just keep clicking until I tell you to STOP okay?

I’m growing better looking and slightly more perverted as I age. We’ve been rocking this blog since what 2006? I’m not going to tell you who this lady is quite yet, but I will say that after moaning about babes for six years now, ya ain’t seen her before.

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Bouncing Boobs Compilation

I don’t know where I got it from, and you know you don’t care. We both wish it was super-high-def, but in the end, like a dog desperate enough to lick his own, we’ll watch anything won’t we? watch the movie

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Gemma Merna Pokies

I want everyone to understand that you don’t have to be a big star to be featured on bralessblog. Hey, we fight for equal opportunity, and watch out for the little gals. It helps if you are a Golden Globes star, but the golden globes we’re interested in have nothing to do with a statue, and everything to do with statuesque.

Gemma Merna is a good example. Admit it, you don’t even know who the heck she is. Me either. Ok, alright, she must be famous enough in some part of the world for some photographer geek to stalk her and shoot pictures of her while she’s exercising in the park. But still, she is in no headlines. I’m not here to sensationalize some kind of sex tape, or promote her latest ab video. I’m just here to admire those boobies. You too.

Whoever the toolbag is, he can’t help but notice her erect nipples poking out of that sportsbra. Hell, she could buzzsaw through some of the groundcover there and make the jog easier just by unleashing those perky little girls. I myself, a regular adonis, am a fine physical specimen, and have done some personal training. If a gal I was training showed up with a pair of pokeys like that, you can bet I would be distracted enough to hem, haw, stutter, and stare. Not unlike Ms. Jordan Carver, I would whip Gemma into shape… or at least freak her out and make her run from me.

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