Crazy Sideboob and Some February Updates

I added a little sauce to the latest Lisa Rinna post.

I fixed the video and added a yummy photo to the Alexandra Daddario post.

Updated little miss Gina Carano.

I found the equivalent of a rare coin at the bottom of a coal mine, and posted a few photos of Hillary Duff’s pokies. And a video, for extra fun.

Do you guys know what a Narwhal is? It’s kind of like a unicorn, except it’s a whale. No, I’m not making this up. They are about as rare as a unicorn, but not quite since they are real.

picnic table sideboobWell, this photo is like a Narwhal. Really, really dang rare.

Explain to me how a woman can even bang out a sideboob this awesome *from the rear*?? I know some of your are going to protest that she appears to be wearing a bra, thus presenting quite a conundrum for the “bralessblog” topic in general. But ya’ll just need to hush up, and conceded the fact that when that much of a boob is hanging out the side, the presence or absence of a bra is of little consequence.

Further rarifying this shot, vaulting it into the upper echelons of my favorites in the sideboob category, is that wonderful peach of an ass the mamma is rocking. Those cutoff shorts are mighty short, and they are cleaving her buttcheeks in a way that makes me spasm in my tightie whities.

I don’t know what exactly I would do with this lady if I happened upon her sitting at her picnic table. Given that she’s probably there to eat dinner, I would probably go fetch her bar-b-q plate and then stumble on the way back and fall down like a geek and hope that she came to nurse me and my bruised knee back to health. But I should cut this little daydream off there, before I admit additional things that would actually embarrass me.

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Braless Beauty Pulls Her Panties Tight

I know I haven’t posted much lately. So sue me. I’ve been busy. Who else do you think is going to clean up all these Cheetos and wash all these crusty sheets and stare at all these neighbor ladies with my binoculars through cracks in the blinds?

Besides, there are no less than 906 posts here on BB going back to 2006. There are some real gems. Don’t be lazy, go root around in the BB cellar and find some of the good ol’ days. Here, I’ll help…

From 2006: Amateur Asian Pokies
yellow shirt, really cute, want to suck tha’ nips
From 2012: Swimmer Pokies
who could keep their hand outta’ their pants looking at this swimsuit gal
From 2013: Braless Randomness
hotdamn, it’s hard to pick a fave isn’t it

Well, back to the present world, where I hope everyone has been whacking I mean staying at home and avoiding viruses. Ya’ll already know that I simply cannot resist a braless hunny who has some crotch action going on. I’m not talking about Giada, who seems to have a bulge down there that prevents me from ever ever looking away. I mean more like, you know, cameltoe.

braless cameltoeThis gal seems a little grumpy. Her hair is kind of hiding her face, and her lips are pouty in a “why are you making me lay on pillows on the floor and yank on my panties” sort of way. But hey now, let’s not get distracted by the wrong set of lips.

I want you to let your eyes run allll the way down to the other end. Where some other lips are lookin’ pouty.

Yowza, if she yanked those panties any further up they might get her pregnant. She might have to tell them thank you and offer them a cigarette. Such pleasant little aromatic bulges, they make my heart happy and my loins sing.

And, so much to look at, we aren’t done yet. She also happens to be in a tanktop, and her braless bewbs are showing just a hint of nipple. I think those things would jiggle when we started in with our perversions, don’t you?

Now that I have made dirty love to this girl on my screen and gotten my el-cheapo laptop sticky (again), I’ll give us a minute to recover with some entertainment. Let’s play What the hell is this, part 2. Part 1 was here, if ya missed it.

I’ll give you some hints, let’s see if you can guess it you dirty perverts…

1) Yes, as a matter of fact it is designed so you can do something… hands free.

2) It is easy to clean, which could turn out the be a very helpful features.

3) In reading the reviews, one person likes to use it during the festival and noticed lots of people staring at them.

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I like boobs – that is all

Every now and then I stop what I’m doing for a boobie time out.

It’s kind of like an intermission, an on-purpose interruption of my day, just so I can commune with some boobs.

If you have never tried it, I highly recommend it. Very relaxing, but in an arousing kind of way.

I added some new shot’s of Giada. One of those shows her in a wet swimsuit and… dang, you are just gonna have to check it out for yourself.

While I was at it, I added some photos of Alexandra Daddario in a very wet bikini. It’s definitely not possible to get too much of her body. Good lord, she was perfectly made for just one thing wasn’t she? Annnd, I’d really like to do that with her post haste.

I thought I should add one more thing before I go.

Add one more lady, I mean.

This gal clearly goes well beyond the whole bikini pokies thing. I mean hell, I can practically see every freckle, pore, gland, and errant hair on both of her nipples. Those jugggz look mighty natural, very soft and squishy.

And I’m sure you noticed the otherworldly cameltoe. It is just too damn bad she can’t come sit in my lap and feed me a grape or two while I get a grope or two. Ha. You like what I did there, don’t ya.

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Boobs and Crotches [and the REAL reason you can’t look away]…

The pic I posted the other day of the gal in the black panties with the mirror behind her got me thinking about crotches.

Well, let’s be honest, I think about crotches a lot.

I created a category awhile back for braless cameltoe posts. I enjoy them so much, maybe I should change the name of my website!

Anyway, I thought we should go through a few today. You don’t mind do you?

1) This mature lady is doing her very best to completely bust out of her tanktop and her underwear.

Those nipples are rock hard, and I’m worried we should be wearing safety glasses around her. And her underwear is yanked so tight, it could possibly be cutting off the circulation to her nether regions. Probably, she needs me to check.
Me: Feel this?
Her: Nope.
Me: How about this?
Her: Ouch!
Me: You’re good.

2) Yowza, if this isn’t a serious cameltoe, I don’t know what is.

A visitor to the site sent this to me a few weeks ago, and I contemplated printing it out and taping it to my bathroom mirror.

What has gotten into this lady? Why is she pinching the bejeezus out of her crotch? Why are her lips so thick? Am I allowed to see more of her boobies?

Sigh, so many unanswered questions.

3) This crotch goddess gave me the shivers.

The way her boobies are hanging is perfection personified. A little hint of some pokie nipples. A little hint of some tanlines.

Her abs have just the right amount of definition. Her waist is semi-small, and her hips jut out like handles. As in “grab me right here and hold on tight and have your way with me”.

Her vadge is cleaved oh so prettily by that little g-string. And I’m sure once you click on the pic to expand it you will love the phrase that’s on her undies.

Do you remember a few years ago (2016 to be precise) when I was trying to explain to you why it’s an instinctual thing for guys to look down the shirts of women?

Well, it’s the same thing here.

We have this instinct to sow our wild seed, to procreate. Going back to caveman times, we are trained to check out the gal’s crotch, make sure it looks healthy and appealing. If something doesn’t look right, caveman moves on to the next little hunny.

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