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Bella Thorne Doesn’t Like Her Nipples

Posted on April 24, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

She is young, dumb, and (not) broke, and for whatever reason, Bella Thorne doesn’t like her nipples.

I suppose I should freely admit that I had not idea who this gal was. On the one hand, I see her body and think “damn, look what I’ve been missing!” On the other hand… well, my johnson is in my other hand. On the other hand she is popular with a crowd that doesn’t run with old fogies like me.

She currently has 17.4 million followers on her Instagram account (link below). I figure each of her followers paypal’s $1 to her every day begging her to post photos like this one of her mind-numbing cleavage.

Not to rub it in (off?), but she also has 7 million twitter followers. Is that a lot? I mean, that sounds like a lot. She must be insanely popular. Is she gonna run for president in a couple of years?

I feel slightly pervy that I’m rapping on her, considering she’s only 20. I *am* pervy, so I guess I should say I feel incrementally pervy.

I took a look at her filmography, and I definitely did not recognize a single thing on there. She has been active since 2003. Some of the titles sound kinda risque, so she deserves my perverted attention.

Also, as you’ve noticed by now, she likes to dress in a rather provocative manner.

Very important factoid here:
she has admitted that she’s bisexual. The fact that she bats for both teams only increases her desirability.

I can only hope to interject here with my fervent and fertile love of this yellow bikini photo. Yes, I tend to stare at those vacant eyes and thing I would love to bring some life to them. Yes, I lust after her boobies. But her crotch in this pic makes my heart hammer in my chest. Oh, how I would love to stroke that kitty.

She was doing the humpty-hump with Scott Disick. I’m not expert, but I think he was the Long John dating (married to?) Kourtney Kardashian awhile back. I mention this because he is 34, which is only like 70 years younger than yours truly, which proves I clearly have a chance.

Regarding the carpet-munching, she instagram’d herself lip-locking some blonde. This clearly has some impact on her ginormous instragram following.

The interwebz swear that Bella is 5’8″ tall and wears a 30A bra. That simply cannot be true. I have been studying those boobies for a few minutes now, and I’m really quite certain they are a solid B-cup. Errr, maybe C. There is some evidence online suggesting she had a boob job. It’s fine with me either way, but it would help explain the growth.

Frankly, I intended to only post a few photos of Bella’s boobs, but it was kinda hard to stop. I kept going and going. There are plenty of racy pics of her, including the obligatory pokie nipple shots. Hey, that’s why you hit up the celeb pokie section right? Anyway, my self-discipline for not looking is sucky. So I have wasted an inordinate amount of time.

Bella clearly loves to show off and act out. The piercings and the slouching around half nude and documenting it online, yep she has an attention disorder. She swears she does weight lifting, circuit training, and kickboxing. There’s no mention of whether she likes to lift the big sausage, but I’m willing to be her personal trainer in that endeavor.

Her dad was Cuban, and her mom was Italian. I’m not sure where she gets that fair skin… but I’d like to mark it up.

I couldn’t help but sniff around her siblings. Wouldn’t it be interesting if she had a sister or two, and they were even hotter than she was? Welllll… BAM! She does! And they are!

Not to put too fine of a point on it, but her sister Dani Thorne has better boobs than Bella. And her sister Kaili Thorne also has mongo mellons.

Listen, I may be a broke maniac living in a mobile home park and whacking my willie for a hobby, but I’m no dummy. If you have three Thorne sisters with nice boobies, I figured it probably means mamma Thorne has breastacles too. Ummmm, guess what. She does! Yummy! Continue reading →

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Braless Misadventures

Posted on April 8, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

One of our readers named Michaela submitted this braless story. I hope you enjoy it!
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Four months of saving every penny, working extra shifts, and running on no sleep, it all led up to this night. To this silky and skin-tight dress with a plunging neckline threatening to expose her to the world.

Michaela was ready to make a name for herself. It was the biggest night in the marketing world, a ceremony of the Boston’s most elite, and she had somehow won herself the role of her company’s representative.

For 6 years she had played hardball with the boys, clawing her way up the ladder, and tonight in that dress she was going to show them who she really was. Dateless maybe, but there are always sacrifices on the road to greatness.

The dress fit like a glove, hugging the curves of her body with fiery red silk. She had to go braless, which made her feel liberated, and as she stepped down from the limo and out into the blustery November night, her confidence was at its peak. She was a man-eater, taking no prisoner as she strolled along the entrance way. This was her night, or at least she thought until she felt a hand on the small of her back.

Jumping a bit she whipped her head around to see the arrogant smirk that belonged to Boston’s most eligible bachelor himself, Ian Garcia. She gasped slightly when his eyes, emerald green like she has never seen before, locked hers. He was perfect, from his chiseled jawline to his Ferragamo shoes. “Hey Mick,” he said just above a whisper. She felt the hair on her arms stand up as the warmth of his breathe cascaded down the nape of her neck. This was exactly what wasn’t supposed to happen tonight. Michaela had avoided this moment for 7 years, since the last night of grad school and the last time she heard his voice. Damn, that voice. “Ian, how are you,” she asked, trying to sound unattached. Play it cool girl, she urged herself, don’t let him see you squirm. “Me? I’m good, but that’s mostly because I’m looking at one of my favorite parts of you” he replied with a snicker, nudging his eyes towards her chest. The combination of wind and movement had pushed the edge of the deep plunge over, exposing the bud of her nipple for anyone to see. No, no, no she thought as she frantically adjusted the dress. Michaela’s face flushed to the color of her dress, and her mind was racing with plans for a quick escape from this mortifying situation. “Don’t be embarrassed” his hand inching a bit lower down her back, “you look sexy as all hell.”

Ian was a drug she had broken the habit from a million times. In Highschool, with his letterman jacket sneaking through her bedroom window, to college nights bent over the bathroom sink at their favorite dive bar. It was never a relationship, there were never dates or meeting the family, but there were nights of mind-blowing passion, lips sucking skin in a post-study drunken haze. Every detail was washing over Michaela, sending blood racing down to parts of her she planned to keep far away from him. No matter how many times she had tried to get away, she always ran back to him like a needle to a vein. Until 7 years ago, a night just like this one, when she told him she wanted more. He didn’t call her again. Years of learning every single inch of each other’s bodies, and then nothing.

“Thanks for the heads up, it was nice to see you, but I have to get inside.” She regretted her word choice immediately.

“Ya Mick, me too.” His lips were inches from her ear and she couldn’t fight the shiver that shot down her spine.

“This isn’t happening” the words barely making it out of her mouth before gasping for air.

“I think you forget where this thing ended. You ghosted me, darling, you don’t get to go inside anything but that building right there to find your own seat, far away from me.” She had turned around and started towards the door before he had the chance to respond.

The night was just as spectacular as she imagined. Over the top décor, rich executives throwing their money around like confetti, and men lining up to network with Michaela. She felt like a queen as she plowed through the line, with welcoming hellos and business cards flying from every direction. The dress combined with her impressive resume and confident demeanor was winning the night entirely. When she was finally able to break away for a moment, she sat down and threw back her entire glass of Pino Grigio, and immediately Continue reading →

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Paige Spiranac – Best Blonde Golf Boobs of All Time

Posted on February 28, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

Holy Mackerel, I think I’m in love. Or maybe lust. With the perfectly-shaped, naturally squishy boobies of blonde golfer Paige Spiranac.

See what I mean??

She is 24 years old, and stands about 5’6″ tall. The interwebz fairly consistently speculate that she is a 32D cup size. If ya look close, you can see that she sometimes wears tanktops or various shirts that are padded and push her boobs up. So I’m saying D-cup is a good guess.

I coulda’ sworn on a stack o’ bibles that I posted something here on BralessBlog a few years back about Natalie Gulbis. But I’ve searched all over and I can’t find a post about her or even a pic of her. Natalie is older than Paige, and she’s built differently, but they are both obviously wowzer-hot.

Which is hotter: Natalie or Paige?

I don’t want ya’ll to think I have some golf girl fetish. I like hot women, regardless of what kind of balls they like to play with. I just stumbled upon Paige on some innocent lark and can’t get her boobs off my mind.

Back in 2017, the LPGA made some new rules that prohibited their female golfers from wearing low-cut tops that exposed cleavage, or short skirts that exposed too much thigh. My response to that:
>>>WHAT THE F, BOYS?
Are these dummies shooting themselves in the feet or what? There are probably only like five females in the entire world who would watch golf on TV. Meanwhile, every straight dude in the universe would slobber and moan to get a good looks at Paige’s heavenly busoms on their 72″ HD TV. If you need further evidence of that, consider that her instagram account has over 1.3M followers. PS: they are all dudes.

At least as of this writing, Paige is engaged to be married to this dude named Steven Tinoco. Now other than being a lucky bastard, my man Steven is a personal trainer in the Phoenix area, and used to be a pro baseball player.

Paige graduated from San Diego University with a degree in communications. She is big into fitness, and dang if I can get past her chest I’ll freely admit her legs are awesome too. She gets some of this from hard work, but hey now her mom has passed on some genetics too. Annette Spirinac was a Pittsburgh Ballet Theater dancer. By the way, her dad was a free safety for the Pittsburgh National Championship team. Her sister Lexie Spiranac (now Lexie Mitchell) went to Stamford where she competed in track & field and crew.

So there’s no damn wonder she’s a goddess. She was born to be one, then proceeded to work hard at it. Now she could step back and lament the fact that dudes ogle her body, curse and whine about being objectified. Or… show her stuff off, strut around and be a golf badass and make her money.

So anyway, I think it’s time to introduce you to the best part about her. The *dynamic* part, yeah I’m talking about Paige videos!

I’ll be honest, my favorite part of the entire video is that sequence where she’s riding around in the golfcart with the creepy looking dude. Her boobs, as strapped down as they are, just cannot be contained. I enjoy seeing the bounce, and I’m sure you do too.

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Kylie Jenner’s Shocking Nipples Haunt Me

Posted on February 25, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

Kylie Jenner was credited recently with wiping out around $1 billion from Snapchat’s market value. Apparently she wasn’t happy with a recent update, and said she isn’t gonna use it anymore. This is where we pause and check her out:

Honestly, I don’t keep up with the Kardashians. I knew Kylie was somehow peripherally related, same kind of curvy Armenian body and all, but who knows who is related to who. But since she popped up in the news, and I drooled over her boobies a bit, I figured why not explore her a little deeper.

I know you are going to be astounded but: I can’t decide if she has fake ones. General consensus is yes, they are enhanced. But seriously, all those Kardashian girls are always popping up in sextapes and playboys and who knows where, and ain’t nobody got time to keep their breastacles straight. Regardless, Kylie has a great pair – a great BIG pair. And she certainly doesn’t mind bouncing them around braless.

As you may have already noticed in that second photo above, Kylie doesn’t just have nice bazonkers, she also has great nipples. There are more than a few shots of her running around with fabulous pokies. Clearly she also has pierced nipples, which tend to keep those things hardened up and ready for the camera 24/7. They are just the right size, and thank goodness they are three-dimensional. Nobody wants flat nipples, and hers poke right out, thank tha heavens. Continue reading →

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Cupid’s Nipples Video

Posted on February 17, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

23 mins long | 1 Gb | $19.99

Segment 1:
I’m reluctant to “spoil” this segment by telling you what happens. This girl has some office binder clips on her nipples, and appears to really enjoy… ummm… how tightly they squeeze.

Segment 2:
An astoundingly gorgeous, busty gal in various low-cut bikinis and swimwear. I think I’m in love.

Segment 3:
An amateur shakes her business in this video selfie. I won’t tell you what you’ll see when she turns around…

Segment 4:
Some kind of photo shoot goes a little wrong, considering this gal exposes all kinds of sideboob while she’s wearing no bra. Are they squirting this poor model with a water bottle?

Segment 5:
A busty swimmer does a thorough warm-up by the pool, including some jumping around. Try not to stare at her bouncing boobs. I know you’re squinting with your nose 1cm from the screen right now.

Segment 6:
I always love the exposures where a girl with big boobs has them packed into something tight, and when she unzips or unbuttons it, we get 2x as much surprise as we thought we would. I need to coin a new phrase for this… anybody have any ideas?

Segment 7:
In this telecast, this reporter dude like gropes this gals nipple. I don’t know what he’s thinking. By the look on her face, I can tell what she’s thinking!

Segment 8:
This dress exposes a ton of cleavage on this lady on some kind of game show. I wonder if it’s short and shows off her derierre too?

Segment 9:
Huge bikini boobs give me a reason to live. Let’s hope these get exposed.

Segment 10:
A girl modeling some purple lingerie that is truly barely there. Waaaay hot.

Segment 11:
Some weather lady in a satin blouse has a bit of nipple trouble. Her entire morning audience is probably giving her the one-member salute right about now.

Segment 12:
This amateur wearing a thong and nothing else appears to be bent over packing a suitcase. Maybe it’s her husband or her boyfriend who sneaks up behind her for the candid video? Some boobie wobble if you’re looking for it… and trust me I am.

Segment 13:
A mesh top on the runway exposes every nipple there is to see. You guys seem to love the runway clips, and every now and then I run across a gem!

Segment 14:
My lord look at the pointy nipples and giant boobs on this gal. Makes me thirsty for some whole milk, and hungry for a motorboat.

Segment 15:
This amateur babe squeezes her boobies up in a black bra and makes us cry uncle.

Segment 17:
It takes a bust of a certain size to pull off a good boobie shake. This gal easily exceeds the requirement… and when that top pops off wow. I hope you guys recognize that I can ferret out some of the awesomest boobs on the internet!

Segment 18:
I don’t know who invented front closure bras, but god bless them. We should pass around a hat and take up a collection for them.

Segment 19:
Another newscaster with pokies. That skin-tight blue top makes it basically impossible to hide an erect nipple or two.

Segment 20:
You gotta be kidding me – that Asian massage pervert is back, and this time he’s all hunched up on a lady in a bikini sunbathing on the beach. See the way her big boobs squeeze out of her top while she’s laying on them? Fabulous…

Segment 21:
Amateur braless chick in the bathroom rearranges her tanktop for our viewing pleasure.

Segment 22:
Oh my, these are big and they are in our face. I can get enough of clips like this. Call me a perv.

Segment 24:
This muscular little aerobics chick is quite athletic. She gets a little sweaty during her video, and I can’t take my eyes off what she has stuffed into that sportsbra.

Segment 25:
Ahhh! I’m weeping! Dear Lord, thank you for blessing me with the ability to find giant juggs and women who like shaking and showing them.

Segment 26:
A big boobie drop. That shirt was so tight, I wasn’t entirely sure she was going to be able to pop those girls out!

Segment 27:
Boobies bouncing on the runway when this girl stomps and clomps her way around in a loose, transparent chifon.

Segment 28:
Another fitness gal who is proud to show off her body. Do you think it’s cold in that bathroom? Her pokies are quite alluring.

Segment 29:
Gah – seriously, we can’t get rid of our massage weirdo. He basically gives this poor lady an amateur breast exam during the massage.

Segment 30:
Some sneaking dude on the train creeps around taking candid videos of a girl with giant boobs who has (fortunately for us) chosen a black dress that reveals a bit too much.

Segment 31:
Big boobs in a nightgown, and oh yeah don’t forget about the nipples.

Segment 32:
An amateur with long brown hair and in her gym shorts lets her soft boobies out to play.

Segment 33:
Oh boy, more perfect boobies. She has them tied up at first, but that doesn’t last long 🙂

Segment 34:
This girl’s perverted boyfriend stands outside the shower and records her wiping it down. She tries to keep that towel around her, but there are a few, ummm, slip-ups.

Segment 35:
This blonde babe seems to be very happy to be wearing a crazy orange swimsuit that completely shows off her awesome boobs.

Segment 36:
I have no idea what’s going on with this Russian couple. They wander around some city, and the dude takes videos of his girlfriend as she lays around, gets dressed, and plays with a cat. With a body like that, I’d take videos too.

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Dakota Johnson Pokies

Posted on February 10, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

The hot new thing is the Fifty Shades Freed movie that has hit theaters. Who cares what critics say, anytime a movie celebrates a little kink between two consenting adults I’m all for it. More importantly, this thrusts Dakota Johnson into the limelight, and I’m all for her boobies. Much like a convertible top on a car, Dakota’s chest has two modes. They are big enough to be squeezed up into position and -BAM!- right there in your face. And they are soft enough to be minimized and kept away from all but the most inquisitive (mine) eyes.

It’s much easier to keep up with celebrity cup sizes than it is celebrity gossip and family trees, but here’s a fun piece of trivia – Dakota’s mom is Melanie Griffith, and her dad is Don Johnson. Cue the Miami Vice music! I’m guessing Dakota is a B-cup. It’s possible her breast size could sneak up into C-cup territory, but I’m gonna go with my gut here. There are a few nude pictures of her out there, but due to the fabulous quantity of pokies photos out there, we don’t even have to go nude to assess her nipples. She looks to have some hershey kiss nips. They may spread out and get bigger as she ages or if she has kids.

This girl loves-loves-loves to wear yoga pants. There are plenty of times where photographers catch her out and about in a casual shirt and yoga pants. Her ass is nothing to sneeze at. She’s kind of a skinny gal. Research suggests she’s 5’7″ and 120 lbs. She doesn’t look astoundingly fit or anything, so I’d be a bit surprised if she does more yoga than the occasional pretzel contortionist hump day with her boyfriend. I think she is dating the Coldplay guy Chris Martin. You may want to check her pokies out in this wet, nearly translucent yellow bikini.

She is 28 years old. She has mainly done acting and modeling, although she did attend Aspen Community College which I find quite funny. Imagine stumbling bleary eyed into your 8am economics class and flopping into the seat beside Don Johnson’s hot daughter. Other than the 50 Shades movies, I don’t see much on her list that sound familiar to me:
The Social Network
21 Jump Street
Need for Speed
She’s done Saturday Night Live, and she was in an episode of The Office.

Dakota is 12 years younger than Chris, which makes me think I have a chance. Right? Maybe? I suppose she likes dating older guys. You would too, if sexy-ass Crockett was your dad. She seems to be legitimately sweet and affectionate. There’s always some kind of public display of affection going on between those two. She holds his hand, rubs his back, kisses his neck. (Wait, I’m turning myself on here.) At the same time, she has been rather foul-mouthed in some interviews, saying whatever is on her mind in an un-filtered, unedited way. I don’t think she comes across as bitchy, just genuine.

Now I don’t want to seem like a high schooler with a crush, but Dakota’s eyes are incredible. There’s a photo of her on the red carpet wearing a sparkly pink dress, braless with her boobs on display in a deep, plunging neckline. Her hair is up, and she has deep red lipstick on with some dangly earrings. And her eyes, oh my. Maybe she gets those from her mom. It makes my heart go pitter-pat.

Although she does appear to be wearing a bra beneath this clingy leather thing, you will probably want to watch a good portion of the short four minute clip if you’re like me and can’t get enough of her smoking hot legs. Was she sitting like this, and was the Ellen Show filming her from this angle, specifically to drive us crazy?

If you’re into the celeb pokie thing, you are probably game to check out:
Jennifer Love Hewitt Pokies (from 11 years ago!)
Carla Gugino Pokies
Lynda Carter Pokies