Biking Boobs

bike cleavageI was driving down the road yesterday in my rusty Yugo, belching oily exhaust and trying to kill as many trees as possible, when I nearly had a head-on crash with a gal on a bicycle. She was fully equipped with a day-glow orange helmet, an LED light on her handlebars, and the fancy zip-up jerseys that you see everyone wearing these days. The funny thing is, she had that jersey unzipped halfway to her bellybutton, her boobs were spilling out, and it was quite distracting.

And I realized: this is actually a thing.

Biking boobs! A new fetish for me to, umm, enjoy!

bike boobs 2Yes, I’ve certainly dabbled in the art of the downblouse before. It can be so yummy to enjoy a peak down a busty lady’s shirt. But this is kind of taking it to a whole different level, or at least a whole different direction.

Watching those sweaty boobies wobble to and fro while your favorite cyclist is hunched over the handlebars is mighty fun.

bike pokiesAnd like everything else these days, chicks are trying to make a living unzipping for the camera. Social media posts are blowing up when these gals grin at the camera and snap a selfie with their perkies poking. Other women are jealous, and can’t leave it alone. And guys like up click and until our clicking fingers are numb.

All in all, I think it’s a great way to turn a kind of boring sport into and excellent perversion-fest.

braless bikerOccasionally you can find some wanton woman enjoying her bike ride just like nature intended – unfettered by a bra, and with those boobs deliciously unbound. Who wants to squash their boobies up in a sportsbra? Nope, not you and I. Screw it ladies, let’s slip into one of those sexy, silky jersies with no underwear or bra. And make sure your nipples are visible. And make sure that jersey rides up into the crack of your butt, and gives you a pretty soft, solid cameltoe.

Because I’m so damn awesome, I actually dug up the “old” braless bicycling video I posted to youtube awhile back. In four years, it has received around 180k views. In this case, the emphasis is on “braless” rather than biking, as this girl (with some truly ginormous knockers) isn’t exactly a world-class cyclist.

I actually got a notice the other day that youtube took down one of my videos called “braless walk”. Zero nudity, nothing raunchy, just somewhat provocative. So click the thumbs up and enjoy it while you can, who knows how long videos like this will stay up.

And after the embedded video, I’ve attached a handful of other biker babe photos. Cause I’m actually too lazy to annotate or describe them, but none of us are too lazy to enjoy them 🙂

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More Braless Summer Babes Video

I know it’s a little out of character for me, but I worked extra-extra hard and put together yet another video. A quick turnaround!

This one is officially to celebrate our 10,000th youtube subscriber. On the one hand, it’s amazing that the youtube channel is still around and 10k people hit the subscribe button. On the other hand, I’m totally not surprised that there are 10k perverts out there clicking and slobber all over these boobie videos.

As I did last time, I created a shorter preview video and uploaded it to youtube. You can find that video embedded below. If you want to see the full 20 min video (caution, there is some nudity 🙂 use the purchase link below.

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Sporty Pokies

Aly Raisman pokiesAly Raisman is (obviously) a hot gymnast who bounced to fame in the London Olympics in 2012. She had some trouble with a creepy doctor, and became a bit of a spokesperson for the feminist movement. She also doesn’t mind posing nude, was that for Sports Illustrated? By the way, she has 2.3M followers on Instagram, so I guess you could say she’s popular. Rather curvy, but difficult to find those pokey pics of her.

Although I’m too fat to run, I at least appreciate running. And especially women who run… and get sweaty… and have nipples poking out of their sportswear. Seriously, one Saturday morning when you’re feeling less lazy, set your alarm and climb out of bed and go check out a local 5k run. The chicks love to huff and puff and weeble-wobble through the 5k’s. It makes them feel like they are accomplishing something, and leaves them feeling less guilty about stuffing their face with carbs and hamburgers later in the day.

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It’s not uncommon to see incredibly hot beach volleyball chicks with pokies. Obviously it’s a hot, sweaty exercise. A sportsbra or a bikini top gets a little wet, those boobies get jiggled a bit, and BAM here come the pokies.

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I can’t go to swim meets. Seeing chicks in those super-tight swimsuits, and knowing they are all wet and have nothing on underneath gives me the shivers. Last time I tried this, I ended up humping a trash can in the lobby of an artsy-fartsy YMCA. You would think these swimwear manufacturers would know to double up on the material in the crotch and nipple areas to keep the goods from showing through. Maybe they do, and babes just keep buying cheap Chinese knockoffs.

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Occasionally those knockout crossfit gals pop up in their tiny sportsbras with their washboard abs and their inflated boobs and they make me sick. By sick I mean aroused and panting. It wasn’t that long ago that I did the post about hardbodies. You might think I have a thing for muscular babes, but really I appreciate allll shapes and sizes.

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No post talking about sporty chicks and boobs is complete if you don’t cover tennis. Ana Ivanovic, Jennifer Capriati, and Martina Hingis have been known to smuggle a few raisins in their shirts. I can’t imagine trying to coach a hot chick who bounces around on a court all day in a short skirt and her nipples poking out. It would be a recipe for disaster, likely to end up with me trying to get crusted on kleenex scratched off various parts of my body.

I’ll leave you with a random gymnastics babe who is certainly not contained in a bra and just might have eaten a camel toe for breakfast. Also while I’m at it, a perfectly timed shot of a volleyball goddess hitting a serve at the top of her jump, with her pokies highlighted like she’s standing in a perverted spotlight.

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Other swimmer pokies.
A very tightly stretched sportsbra.

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Braless Summer Boobies Video

Now ya’ll know the story behind me braless awesomeness and youtube.

I made a super-bad 18 minute long video to celebrate Summer Boobies. Because I’m a nice guy, I created a “youtube friendly” preview file. I shrunk it down to around 8 minutes, and cut out some of the more risque stuff.

If you want the youtube channel to stay up, you should probably head over there and give some of the videos a thumbs up, and subscribe. When you do that, it tells youtube not to penalize me for putting… um, good stuff up there.

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Braless Gals in Cocktail Dresses Make My Willie Happy

There’s no need for me to be pretentious or put on airs. I like dirty trailer park girls just as much as I like the sophisticated country club mammas with their fake ta-tas.

As I may have mentioned before, I have quite a thing for braless babes in dresses. Let’s cover (uncover?) a few, shall we?

dress pokies 1This skinny little thang is built like a brick shithouse. She has a rack on her that likes to sit up straight and talk back dirty. Do ya think she might have forgotten her bra today? Hmm, let’s stand out in the middle of the street with a semi-embarrassed smile on our face while this dude takes a picture of my nipples. No tune-in-Tokyo please.

dress pokies 2This blondie is so glamorous, she may be on her way to a Halloween costume party where she is dressing up as Marilyn Monroe. The droop of those unsupported boobs, and the way the material of her dress clings to every little bump and ridge on her nipples makes me want to thank the good lord for mammary glands. That hair though, mmm wanta grab it and pull it.

dress pokies 3Lookit what we have here. I plump, curvy little babe in her late twenties who has chosen to go to the wedding shower in a dress that is just destined to gape open and earn her lots of perverted stares from guys as horny as you and me. The cleavage alone would be enough, but to add into the mix the hint of her pokie nipples, alas my willie salutes you.

dress pokies 5Hold the fricken phone! This gal’s raspy, crazy-hard nipples, which are apparently approaching the rating of diamond-like on the hardness scale, are about to rip right through the material of her flimsy cocktail dress. Just as importantly, she seems exuberantly happy about it. Me too! Plus, I can kinda see through to your yummy hips! And maybe no panties! Hooray!

Wait. You thought I was through, didn’t you. Woot-woot! There’s more! Continue reading

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Crazy Braless Youtube Video Hunnies

I haven’t ever tried this before, but here it goes.

I dug around on Youtube and found some braless hunnies that we can’t help but stare at.

Despite what yo mamma told you, it is not impolite to stare. After all, if a hottie did not want you to star at her braless boobs, she’d keep ’em covered. I get the “me too” stuff, but that only applies to weirdos who trap you in hallways and whack off in potted plants, right?

So here are a handfull of videos. Historically, “racy” content has a hard time making it on Youtube. They may let a breastfeeding video go for years, and delete something with an attractive gal in lingerie. So if these links go sour… don’t blame me 🙂

This first video is of an absurdly hot blonde who likes to roll around in bed with the camera on while her boobs threaten to fall out of her negligee. Much cleavage, much loving it.

Video numero duo is of a magical sports bra that can be flung open at an moment just in case your baby wants to nibble. Or your boyfriend. Continue reading

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