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I actually googled Gabrielle Union so I could provide you, my discerning and faithful readers, with a blog post filled with more factual information that just a bunch of gibberish and some immature pics of a mocha colored lady with delicious looking caramel breasts rarely supported by a bra. As if you care. As if you read anything on here, just clickclickclick until my server explodes and you are left unsatisfied and craving more. She is an actress. Did something with Kirsten Dunst. She was in Bad Boys 2. Does Memory Alpha from Star Trek ring a bell? No, I didn’t think so. Would you give up the ability to read for the next two weeks to see Gabrielle hawing her girls in a g-string? Mmm-hmm, I thought so. Just for that, I’m gonna make you click on the more tag to jump to the pics. more Gabrielle

I’ve kind of started wondering if Kendra Wilkinson will ever regain her pre-baby girlish figure. She went on some kind of big fitness kick and lost some baby weight, but I’m not seeing what I used to see. That’s ok, we won’t kick her out of the bralessblog bed, but hey she’s a star and everything so our expectations are waaay high. Playmates unit! Activate your wonderpowers!

I’m suddenly left with a hankering for a delicious strawberry Frostee. Possibly one that is very cold and not watery at all and drizzled over a prominent brown nipple. Knowing my luck, I will probably bee sued for using the trademarked term frostee in the same paragraph as nipple. I’m willing to risk it. I couldn’t let these shots go to waste.

Based on the ridiculous frequency with which Jelena Dokic prominently displays those beastly nipples, I think we can conclude one or more of the following facts:
1) she doesn’t mind showing off her pokies
2) she kind of likes it, ie “hey guys, check these out”
3) she can’t help it, ie “dang, no matter what I do these things can’t be contained

And let me clear something up, by “beastly” I just mean “big ones that tantalize me.” I in no way mean to infer I don’t like them or wish she would change the arrangement. I’ve noticed the sports channels actually arrange their camera angles and edit their footage to try and avoid showing Jelena’s girls to the public. Probably due to numerous calls from hysterical parents about offensive programming involving our favorite topic.

I never woulda’ thunk it, but here we have country music star Faith Hill braless and poking our eyes out. Ravishing isn’t she? In the one photo, her husband Tim McGraw seems to be saying “Wow, can you believe those pokies man?” At least I think that’s Tim McGraw, I’ve never actually seen the top of his head before. I assumed he was bald because he’s always wearing hats and bandannas to hide his chrome dome sort of like Brett Michaels. If it’s not Tim, it might be Spike Lee. Err, no wait that’s not right. Never mind, why am I babbling about dudes when we could be drinking in the sweet nectar that is Faith’s cleavage?

Ridiculous. That’s what I think when I see this. But the thought is sort of juxtaposed against: Wow, she looks incredible. I would eat that. Maybe she’s famous and I just don’t recognize her, but even still – she should be famous. And will be. Shoot, any girl who lands on these pages becomes famous. Welcome to stardom sweetie!