Spencer Nicks Boobs Melt Down the Internet

Spencer Nicks influncer pokiesOh mercy, somebody call an ambulance. I think I just had a coronary infarction.

Spencer Nicks is the hottest “influencer” you’ve never heard of, and WHY THE HELL did it take this long to find her??

She has an instagram page with 536k followers, and of course she has the obligatory OF account. She claims to be a health and wellness coach, and be in the fitness lifestyle.

She definitely looks fit, but not in a skinny/muscular way. Ohhhh noooo, skinny she is not. She reminds me a little bit of Sydney Sweeney, both in the face and the body.

See those big boobs? They are very soft, and very real. I say this because I have seen gifs of her strutting around, and they bounce all over the place. Some say she’s enhanced, but I could go either way on this one.

I have put together a special Spencer Nicks video, but damn I’m scared to post it because you horny dudes will melt down my website. Contact me if you want to see it.

I am told she was born in 1990. That’s hard to believe, because it would make her 34 years old (as of this original post date). She doesn’t look that old.

She’s from Louisville Kentucky. She’s 5’5″ tall, and maybe 125 lbs.

She looks incredible in this white bathing suit. They way she squeezes her boobs together? And the way her nipples are poking out? Oh no, I think my heart is acting up again.

She seems to like bouncing her boobs around. In her videos, she is constantly touching her face and sweeping her hair out of the way. I kinda think she would be high maintenance, so maybe ya’ll don’t want to date her. But when she spreads her legs, it’s like none of that matters.

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Random Internet Girl Goes Bikini Boob Bonkers

This little brunette hotty is blessed with some big, natural, DD boobs.

She starts out in front of her mirror at home.

She test fits her new white bikini. She gets naked, shucks her clothes, and puts it on. Does it fit ok? Does it look ok?

Does it cover her nipples? Does it ride up her asscrack?

Is it comfortable? Do her boobs jiggle too much when she walks?

She must have passed all those tests, as next we see her taking a selfie laid out on the beach.

This is my favorite photo of the set. My gawd, what a view. Her beautiful, massive hooters have drooped a bit off to the side. Her toned abs and belly is on full display. We can just barely see the top of her crotch, and the wonderful treat just barely covered by that scrap of cloth.

And then finally, she takes a selfie where she’s laying on her stomach.

This isn’t a bad view either. It’s a bit of a “downblouse“, with her tits hanging down and barely contained by that bikini top.

I’m guessing she is mid-20’s, single, and really likes older creepy men like me. I’d be happy to sit on the beach with her, under an umbrella, and watch her wiggle around on a towel for maybe 8 or 10 hours.

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Nancy Mace Shows the Political Value of Boobs

There are many jobs out there where I think boobs help a lady.

For instance, being a Hooter’s waitress. I’m 100% positive gals with great tits get better tips than those who don’t. Not that attitude and service won’t help.

Believe it or not, I think that’s true for politicians too. I’m sure there are lots of old perverts within the Republican part who love staring at Nancy Mace’s boobs.

And hey, she love the attention. “A vote’s a vote. Pick me and I’ll flash you nipples and cleavage all day.” I’m sure these are thoughts popping through her brain.

It is hotly debated whether those boobies are natural or bolt-on. I guess I’m trending towards enhanced, just because she’s like 46 years old, has had two kids, and her massive milkers stand too high and tight to believe they haven’t had help.

I think she does a fair job of playing peek-a-boo with the nipples. She doesn’t waltz around braless, flashing her headlights constantly, and thus doesn’t receive criticism about it. But I do think she strategically unleashes those pokies on occasion, which garners quite a bit of attention.

So I have collected for you here a vast array of nipple (and cleavage) photos of South Carolina’s bustiest congresswoman.

Nice pokies in this blue dress, maybe it was cold outside?

The cleavage is getting crazy big in this blouse, especially with her buttons popped open. I bet her boobies were jiggling all over the place as she stomped through the hall with the reporters.

It’s not unusual to find delicious photos like this of Nancy’s nipples. You have to wonder if these girls of hers are pointy enough to poke an eye out.

She really does have a massive rack…

Big boobs and a sneaky nipple in this pink dress…

Kind of makes me think of Ivanka

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A Subtle Hint of Nipples

She sipped her water and waited for her brunch with a sly smile on her face.

Her hair was perfect, and her eyes danced with a slyness that made my loins stir.

She played with her straw, then fidgeted with her utensils. Her fake nails were like claws, and looking at them made me think about where those fingers had been just a few hours before. My god, she was a nasty girl.

It pretty waitress seemed subdued. She was probably jealous, maybe even intimidated by this smokeshow hottie sitting across from me.

The sky blue shirt she was wearing fit tightly across her chest. I could see, in the glare of light from the window at her side, a subtle hint of nipples.

She had her nipples pierced, and I could see that too, poking through her shirt.

She noticed me looking, and it thrilled her. She crossed and re-crossed her legs. When her plate of food arrived, she was nearly too excited to eat. She stretched her foot out across the table and ran her toes up the inside of my thigh.

I was going to take her home and thrash her again. Hell, we might not even make it home, I would have my fingers in side her by the time she sat in the car.

subtle nipple pic

Now to be honest, I made that story up looking at that photo. But I also happened to google “subtle hint of nipples”. And ya wanna know what popped up?

This story from 2023 about Kim Kardashian launching a bra with built-in fake nipples. WTF? How did I miss this last year?

It’s funny that she would feel like the market was missing such an article of clothing. I mean, why not just go without a bra? Wouldn’t that be more comfortable?

For most women, the idea of going braless is a distant memory; perhaps something they did once in their youth, then spent the night regretting…

Whoever wrote that article has shitforbrains. Every woman loves going braless.

Anyway, I’m not so sure google had it right based on me searching for “subtle”. I thought the funnies part was the drawing on the wall behind her. Is that a sketch from their design process? A drawing for their first nipple prototype?
kim kardashian fake nipples

Go check out the nipples video if you’re bored.

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