Braless Update for the Masses

Since today is the first real NFL day, I thought about doing a braless cheerleader special. But as usual, I got distracted by a bunch of other hot chicks. It’s hard not to be a little ADD when you’re horny.

pink bikini pokiesYep, it’s the total package here. The messy pigtails. The tricky but sweet smile. The ample boobies lovingly embraced but not impeded by the pink bikini. Annnn pokies for the win. But not too big, not too crazy – pokies that a man can deal with and dream about. Let’s not forget about the crotch that is shoved way out there and is openly saying “put your mouth on me, dirty boy”.

college coed pokiesIt’s back to school time. At least on some of the southern campuses, frisky little coeds still have warm enough weather to be bouncing around in absurdly erotic attire. Isn’t it yummy? Finally away from home, wanting to explore a bit, testing their limits. These days cell phones mean they feel compelled to take photos of themselves in all kinds of raunchy activities. This little hottie didn’t make do with a cellphone selfie, instead she’s busted out the white dressshirt, buttoned up but with grrrreat pokies and a braless look. And of course you can just catch a glimpse of her naughty little polkadot panties. The glasses sort of polish the look off, studious but slutty 🙂

braless negligeWell, well, well – what do we have here? I very naughty blonde with milky white skin and a fabulously floppy pair of coconuts with no hint of a bra and some satin-shine pokies. This may be my favorite photo yet today. This little blue-eyed hunny is practically broadcasting the fact that she is deliciously submissive, likes having her hair pulled, her ass smacked, and will happily call you daddy. Not that any of that is a fantasy of mine. I’d rather see her jump rope with that cleavage after she shotguns a beer.

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Braless Labor Day Special

Happy Labor Day to you, if you happen to live in the United States where we get random holidays for no reason. Let’s celebrate. We’ll go with some relatively artsy-fartsy stuff today, to make up for my stinky armpits, beer squirts, and general lack of sophistication in the non-virtual world.

braless helicopter picThis chick is standing on a helicopter because – well, why not? If you had a body like that, not only would you also wear a strappy thing that shows off your navel in a color like gray so that your giant nipples would poke out, you would also rock some wacky high-tops, some zip-off cargo pants, and a faux fur hoodie. Judging by her abs, this gal did not eat as many cherry pop-tarts as I did today. That’s good, cause when she jumps out of that helicopter, she’s going to want to be as light as possible.

braless porch picHey bay-beh, it’s me. The Braless Mastermind. Just call me BM for short. I’ve been staring I mean appreciating you all day. Would you mind shucking your jeans off? Mmm, thanks. Now how about tossing that bra of yours over the porch rail? What’s that, you say you just clobbered somebody on the head with a size-DD Victoria’s Secret projectile? No worries. If they come stomping up here banging on the door, you can answer it dressed just like that, and I suspect they will be 100% speechless. I am pretty sure your pokies could cut glass, and my oh my what a wonderful day it is.

braless bicycle picStill need more artsy stuff? I know, I know. You can’t get enough. Your therapist has a phrase for this, but let’s not worry about it right now. Let’s just enjoy this photo, shall we? Wow, what a beauty. Here she stands in this flowing dress with her pouty lips and her perky nips. (Hey, I think I’m rhyming.) Even through the halo of light glinting off her hair, and the carefully constructed bokeh effect which blurs the area outside of our focus, I can’t help but think dirty thoughts. Such as, hmm I wonder if she’s wearing any panties, and if not when is she going to climb on that bike seat? If she were to unbutton that little dress and then bounce around on that bike, I’m reasonably confident I would have an immediate wet dream.

braless smileSpeaking of art, you know the Mona Lisa right? This girl’s smile reminded me of the Mona Lisa. I think for centuries people have started at that painting trying to understand that little half-smile, and wondering what the secret was. In the case of our cute red-head here, I think we already know. In fact, she has a couple of apparent, very dirty secrets. She is way too busty to be going braless like that. She unsnapped the crotch of her lingerie. And last but not least, she isn’t wearing any panties. Wow what a hunny. I’m picturing those red lips doing all kinds of dirty things today.

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The Braless Experiment

Note: this is a post that was guest-written by Christy.

When I stepped out of the Uber car and swung my purse onto my shoulder, the guy standing on the sidewalk having a smoke immediately said “Oh, my…” with his eyes trained on my chest.

Five minutes into my braless experiment, and I’m already feeling extremely self-conscious.

I was wearing a filmy blouse material, with a short skirt and high heels. The point was to de-emphasize my boobs, drawing attention to my legs. Because I had my natural c-cups unfettered today, I wanted to see how it felt to spend all day without a bra.

Let me tell you: it feels great. It’s the height of summer here, and the last thing I want is a bra making me sweat. The straps dig into my shoulders and my back. The underwire pinches and pokes me. And sometimes the bra material rubs my nipples raw if it’s too lacy or too loose.

Besides the comfort, it really seems the rage. All the celebs are doing it. And my friends, who admittedly have smaller boobs than I do, claim it’s awesome.

“Are you wearing a bra?” my friend Audrey asked me, first thing, when I met her at the coffee shop.

“No, can you tell?”

“Yep,” she answered. “I can totally see your nipples.”

“No you can’t!” I refuted. Again, I had chosen a blouse that I thought hid the fact pretty well. I headed to the coffee shop’s bathroom to give my nipples a thorough inspection.

Mid-morning, my co-worker Mike hiked an eyebrow and said, “The bouncing Bolshevik Bears today?”

“Pardon?” I asked.

“Your boobs,” he pointed, unabashedly. “You seem to have sprung them free. And they are bouncing all over the place when you walk.”

“Oh god, can you tell?” I asked, horrified, as I wrapped an arm around my girls.

Like I said, I’m a C-cup. I really can’t imagine anyone with boobs bigger than mine doing this. Some women do this every single day, despite bouncing around D-cups (or larger).

I wouldn’t want to go braless on a first date. Too self-conscious. I wouldn’t want to do this on a job interview. Surely they would notice. I wouldn’t want to do this when going to visit family. Can’t hide it.

Here’s when it would be awesome: when traveling via plane! You know how us girls are always breaking out the yoga pants and the soft t-shirts when we head to the airport? We want to be comfortable, and we want to be able to sleep/nap. Braless definitely equals comfort and naps.

Maybe just because it was new, I was very aware of my boobs, and kept checking myself out every chance I got. Quick pee in the bathroom? Check out my boobies in the mirror. Nobody around when I’m sitting in my cubicle at work? Play with my nips for a second and feel them harden up. Easy access! I kind of like that part.

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Braless Video Compilation – another shocking vid

You are welcome in advance.

At last count, this one is almost twenty-three minutes long. So yeah, it’s my longest yet, and chock full of braless goodness.

Clip 1:
A newscaster with absurd cleavage an no bra in sight hooks her viewers.

Clip 2:
An amateur model with very large mojambos and some frozen nipples wiggles around in short shorts and a blue tanktop.

Clip 3:
An amateur kneeling demurely in her thong panties and thin t-shirt shows off some perky pokies.

Clip 4:
A gal in a bikini takes a selfie video of her boobs bouncing around.

Clip 5:
A russian blonde has some serious pokies on display in a knit pink dress.

Clip 6:
BBC newscaster Rachel Mackley shows us how cold it is in the studio with her pokies. Where’s the bra, Rachel?

Clip 7:
A QVC model threatens to give me a heart attack with her giant boobs. And nipples.

Clip 8:
A leggy gal goes braless in a loose tanktop, and I start sweating and moaning.

Clip 9:
Yes, this girl manhandles her boobs.

Clip 10:
Freaky street massage of a girl with massive boobs, the dood is shaking those things!

Clip 11:
Busty girls jogging and giving themselves black eyes.

Clip 12:
Delicious side boob of this braless blonde.

Clip 13:
Girl in a gray dress shakes her rump in a hotel room and happens to have very little protection for the boobies.

Clip 14:
Busty gal jumping rope.

Clip 15:
Hottie trying on various things and letting those yummy boobs dangle.

Clip 16:
Some serious doblouse action of this busty blonde chick.

Clip 17:
Two words. Motor. Boating.

Clip 18:
Braless milf cleans a table while her boobs dangle to and fro. Dang I love this clip!

Clip 19:
Insanely busty girl jumps rope. Dang. I hope she’s awright…

Clip 20:
Braless hula hoop madness.

Clip 21:
A ton of clips of fashion models on the runway strutting their stuff and giving zero F’s about their braless boobs.

Clip 22:
A gorgeous brunette trying on some clothes that emphasize her cleavage and bralessness.

Clip 23:
Braless big boobie yoga, lol.

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Telescopic Boobie Calculations

This is probably a celebrity or some famous person, but I’m just too deranged and forgetful at the moment to recognize her. Those crazy forearm tattoos should be quite distinguishing. I think we can all agree that we need to see more of her here on BralessBlog. So if you know who she is, do us all a favor and leave a comment or send me a note via the contact form.

telescopic boobs picWhile we are ignoring her scandalous tattoos, we will also need to forgive her for her dirty skirt. Maybe it’s just an artifact in the photo, but she appears to have spots of dirt and debris all over her bottom half. Which is actually a little funny, cause after I got done with her she would probably have debris all over her top half. It’s definitely the top half that has all my attention. Those boobs are literally telescopic. They are quite large, D-cups at least don’t you think? And the way the elastic in her romper gathers in the material just under her chest is simply delicious. Is that causing some kind of odd visual effect, thus explaining the way those girls project out?

Let’s do some quick calculations for these telescopic boobs. Let’s assume this little goddess is 5’5″ tall. So from her waist to the top of her head, she should be 2’8″. If I take a measurement from where her bust first starts to swell outwards to the bottom of the droop against her ribcage, I can mark it and scale it. It looks like that measurement is about 1/3 of the first measurement. So now we can say her breast height is 1/3 of 2’8″, or 16″. We can further assume those yummy motorboatees have a 45 degree droopage angle. So basic trigonometry tells us that the boobie stick-out distance will be the breast height multiplied by the sin of 45 degrees. That would be 16″ x 0.707. Thus, we have calculated her boobs are sticking out 11″.

boob calculations diagram

I think it’s fair to say that will definitely get your attention, especially when combined with two other very critical (perverted) factors:
1) Pokies that are so apparent and vicious they could probably pop a balloon.
2) Braless action combined with loose fitting clothes and most likely high heels. I mention that because I figure she’s clip-clopping around in those heels, and those boobs are bouncing all over the place.

I realize that with these calculations I have taken my braless depravity to new heights. I sorta can’t help myself. I was probably scarred for life at a young age when my babysitter asked me to ride a roller coaster with her and she happened to be wearing a white reebok tanktop with no bra. Yeah, true story, maybe you’ll get the scoop another day.

braless white tanktop

In the meantime, we can enjoy this blonde who is both grinning and spreading while sporting the braless look in a white tanktop. I have specifically selected this boobage because they exemplify non-telescopic boobs. Yes, they are pretty perky and stick out, but they aren’t like the projectiles from girl number one. You see, here at BB, we want a little variety. Keeps mr happy, well… er, happy. I really can’t imagine what this girl is smiling about, but thank god for women you know what I mean? I would vote for this gal for president as long as she promised to always wear those shorts and spread her legs like that at every single white house dinner.

Previous: romper from back in 2007…

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Airplane Pokies Drive Me Bonkers

It always seems to happen. Every time I climb on an airplane, there’s some hot little Miss who takes great pride in showing off to every testosterone-filled dude in range of her pheromones. Sometimes it’s the stewardesses. Or do they call them flight attendants these days? I have actually noticed that the flight attendants have started getting a little chunkier these days. You would think the airlines would put the KI-bash on that, since every pound they have to keep airborne costs them more fuel. But if you’re a hottie, you’re a hottie – regardless of a few rolls around the middle.

What is it about chicks who are travelling that makes them think they just HAVE to wear stretchy yoga pants and no bra? They feel entitled to be super-comfortable? What if I felt the same sense of entitlement, and wore my shorty-shorts and my Reebok tanktop from 1989? Nobody would win, trust me. I’m not complainin’ though, cause errrbody wins with airplane pokies. Yes, they are distracting. Yes, you are a prisoner in an aluminum tube, and you cannot look away. Yes, she is playing you and wants you to pay attention to her, just not in a creepy way. Is it possible to notice a gal’s nipples poking out of her shirt without being a creep?

airplane pokies picThis gal looks like she is seriously enjoying rocking the nips. She will of course toss those pink Beats headphones on and rock out to her Top 40 or whateverthehell. Right after she gets done laughing at the dude just to her left who is pretending to sleep but can’t stop thinking about that braless white tanktop. Also, she needs to thoroughly inspect her teal (?) fingernails, and tell her hairy-wristed boyfriend sitting next to her thanks for the first-class tickets getting the hell out of Atlanta. I think she may be wearing a jacket and possibly a scarf, suggesting she has unzipped all the way to really punish all the horny dudes around her.

I describe another airport experience here

droopy boobs picOccasionally I run across a gal who is hot by psycho. What am I saying, all hot chicks are psycho. But you know what I’m saying, you can look at her face and you know instantly – oh my, she would get you fired, make your momma mad at you, piss on your bed and light it on fire, and then cackle wildly like a witch. Here ya go, this is one of them. Her boobs are droopy, yes. But they are also, hmm how should I say… tubular? Don’t matter, those nips are gonna get you going. They will bounce around, and the next thing you know you’re a gonner. Too bad she’s cray-cray and will stab you with Santa Claus scissors after you fall asleep. Look at her face really close; does she kind of remind you of the Joker? Even a little bit?

deep cleavage picDimples and cleavage. That’s certainly a great title for another esoteric BralessBlog article, too bad I’ve already committed myself to the whole plane pokey thing. This gal has some cute dimples and some tantalizing cleavage. My lord, those milky white boobies could keep you entertained for days couldn’t they?? I know it makes me sound like an old fogie, but I don’t like the whole nose jewelry thing. I know, I know – the women these days have to show a little non-conformance, a little edge, get all tatted up or nose-ringed out. Call me old-fashioned. Just don’t call me ignorant, cause I’m not saying I wouldn’t introduce her to my medium-sized friend.

fuzzy braless boobs picHellooooo fuzzy braless girl. Is that cashmere? That fuzzy yellow thing wrapped around her succulent braless boobies really makes me want to do the happy dance. The whole mirror selfie thing can mess you up, hard to tell right-hand from left-hand. But it sort of looks like she has a weird wedding ring on. I’m going to forgive her for the little pooch at her tummy, and for the crazy duck lips, but I have to stop and question a) the similarly fuzzy footstool (is that for tickling your tush?), and b) what appears to be a bra hanging in a picture frame on her wall. I would very much like to motorboat those bewbs, and afterwards prowl around her house and see what other perverted stuff she has hanging on the walls.

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