Can We Get Legit Braless Action on Youtube?

Back in June of last year, I prensented a handful of fairly hot braless youtube videos. One of them was subsequently banned on youtube, but the rest are still there and still hot.

I figured all the BralessBlog visitors have an insatiable appetite for boobies and movies would enjoy another post like that!

Of today’s collection, this one is probably my favorite. It is a full 90 seconds of a busty gall running in slow motion down a beach, with her boobs boinking to and fro in a most excellent bikini. Yowza, those girls really get to swinging. She’s lucky she didn’t end up with a couple of black eyes. I was also checking out her flat tummy and her crotch as she ran by. I’m sure you will too.

This video is of a gal with gigantic knockers. She loves posting videos about cleaning hacks. How to clean your carpet, how to clean your apartment, etc. She generally does this with her boobs hanging out of a low cut shirt, and her ass hanging out of shorty-shorts. Sign me up! Wow, I like this little hunny a lot. I’m not too big on the nose ring though.

In the following vid, the girl considers herself “curvy” and tries on a few different dresses and tops. You and I aren’t fashionistas, but we are certainly mesmerized by her DD-honkers. She does kind of have a big butt, but when she turns sideways she has no belly so I’m gonna give her a thumbs up on the “curvy” rather than chubby classification. Although a little more of that strutting around and she’s going to give me a chubby.

I have occasionally linked to some of the nude yoga videos in my sidebar. They are sublime. I honestly don’t know how these guys get away with nude action on youtube. I’ve been banned several times posting BralessBlog videos on youtube that have zero nudity. I guess they claim that it’s all about freedom and religious out of body experiences and has nothing to do with perversion. I call BS, but then again I can only slobber when I see this gal’s boobs. Let me help you out: she is flopping them around nude by 0:54 into the video.

Here we have a cutie who likes to take videos of herself jiggling her boobs around. She does this under the guise of dancing, but we know what’s going on here don’t we? She has a damn-fine body, and I think I could stand to dig up a few more videos of her. Maybe I can find one of her shop-vac’ing her car out while braless in a tanktop? I’m gonna keep dreaming about that for now.

I’ll leave you folks with one more. This cold water challenge video features a gal who could cut glass with her nipples. And that’s *before* she dunks herself in a tub of cold water. I don’t know why she is doing this to herself, but I also don’t care. In addition to thinking she is hot and enjoying the whole thing, I must also recommend you scope out the part of the video where she jumps out of the tub in her wet, sticky top at 4:55. Boing, boing! Ahhh, too much fun.

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Kristy Swanson’s Braless Boobs Make Me Sigh

Although she’s 49 years old now, you may remember Kristy Swanson (and her braless boobs) from a few years ago.

Kristy Swanson boobsI guess most people would remember her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not me, though. I remember her from the movie The Chase with Charlie Sheen. In this movie she plays a wealthy lady who gets kidnapped by a criminal and they go on a long car chase. Disregarding any silly and nearly useless plot elements, Kristy looks like a busty bronze goddess in the movie.

It was released in 1994, I think it was rated R, and I just remember seeing it in the theaters and nearly howling with sexual frustration when she whips her shirt off and climbs into Charlie’s lap while he’s driving that car.

Kristy did some stuff before, and some stuff after, but nothing that ever woke my willy. There are a number of juicy tidbits related to her life though.

Kristy Swanson Boobs 2She started dating Alan Thicke when she was 17 and he was 40. Yes, I’m talking about the Growing Pains dad and talk show host. That dude was a hornball and dated/married every hot model chick he every came across. I digress; I think Kristy clearly had a thing for daddy types.

Also, she was arrested for assault in 2007. Some crazy deal where she stole this lady’s figure skating husband when they met on a show called Skating with Celebrities, but then the two got in a cat fight later and beat each other up. I think I’ve seen an adult video of this where the two beat each other with pillows while partially clothed and in prison?

She did have a baby, so clearly we are now dealing with a milf.

Kristy Swanson pokies 4I’ve noticed this thing about Kristy where she squints her eyes. This could be because she is trying to look cool. I do that all the time. Doesn’t work for me, but then again my boobs aren’t awesome like Kristy’s. Or it could be because she needs glasses and she refuses to wear them. Again, kind of like me.

None of that matters when you consider how wonderful her busoms are. It really doesn’t bother me that she’s turned into a Hallmark movie queen, because frankly I fell in love with her cleavage back in 1994 and have never recovered.

Kristy Swanson braless 1I’m pretty sure she posed nude for adult magazine one time, but I’m not going to post those photos because I’m trying to be angelic today. I’ve posted enough photographic evidence to convince you that her c-cups are truly happy bags, and she deserves her spot on the list of famous braless celebs.

If not, here’s a clip of the movie trailer. Knowing my luck with youtube, they will delete the movie from this stranger’s account and call the FBI and also tell my mommy on me.

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Kristy Swanson pokies 3Seriously, these pokies pictures of her make me want to whine like a hyperventilating dog. Those nipples look voracious, possibly life-altering.

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Sarah Silverman Wants Your Attention on her Boobs

Sarah Silverman has boobs, and she wants you to know it.

Sarah Silverman downblouseSome chicks don’t mind showing them off, but they are very selective. They don’t want any “creeps” to be staring at them. Sarah ain’t that way. God gave her a gift, and she wants to share them with errrbody.

I knew who Sarah was, vaguely, but it wasn’t until recently that I saw a photo of her with her boobs hanging out and realized what I had been missing!

Sarah Silverman boobsAs a comedian, nothing has been off limits for her. She routine makes raunchy comments, and leaves nothing to the imagination when she picks topics. She has been accused of being a racist, she’s Jewish, she campaigned for Hillary, she’s all over the map.

She also says that comedian Louis C.K. masturbated in front of her, and she allowed (enjoyed?) it. They were friends, and hey, friends help each other out. Combine that with the fact that she admits she’s struggled with depression her whole life, and we can pretty much surmise she’s as crazy as a shit-house bat.

Sarah Silverman bralessThere have been a few nude scenes over the years. And why not? If I had a body like that I’d shake it for money too. There have been a few unfortunate glimpses of a wookie bush. One Sarah becomes my girlfriend, I will definitely convince her to give that thing a trim every now and then. Nobody wants to get lost in a jungle pubes. Maybe she usually does trim, but the directors of the movie thought it would be more “real” to let ‘er grow? Let’s hope so.

Sarah Silverman redcarpetShe’s 48 now, and there’s no sign that those boobs are drooping down to her navel. I’m sure they aren’t as perky as they used to be, but I think she’s taken good enough care of herself that she is still a bionic sex machine. In fact, I kinda wonder if in her late 40’s her libido isn’t revving up and she’s working her boyfriend out 7 days a week. Or maybe a pillow or a sybian on her lunchbreak.

I don’t think she’s married, she’s too progressive for that.
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Pokies are Ageless

There are about a million stories out there about Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs. An no wonder, they are perfectly succulent. This despite the fact that she’s 53 years old. I think it’s time we acknowledge that she will be hot until the day she dies.

Elizabeth Hurley breastsFrankly, I don’t think I’ll ever tire of looking at her boobs. They are perfectly natural, and a solid C-cup or D-cup. And she definitely knows how to show them off. She has 1.1M followers on her instagram account, and there’s a damn good reason for that. I bet if we did a statistical analysis of her instagram followers, we would find 85% of them are male. Because boobs. And of the 15% female, 100% of them are mesmerized by her cleavage and would swap sides to bat for the home team if given a chance in Liz’s particular case.

liz hurley boobiesAspirations to statistical boobie analysis aside, let’s forgive my shaky math when I point out that I’ve been lusting after Lizzie since the first post I did on her back in 2006 – which I think means thirteen years ago. If she is 53 now, that means she was just turning 40 then. I would definitely just as soon shag her at 53 at I would have at 40. Yeah, there were probably a few less miles on her, um, chassis(?) back then, but shaggable is shaggable.

liz soft boobiesFunny story, I think Elizabeth’s butt is really great, but nobody ever sees it. Her boobs are so magnificent, nobody can ever get past them. She’s always showing them off, wearing deep plunging tops or open shirts to emphasize those braless boobs. I’ll also point out that at 53, with perky pretties like that, she dispels the myth that somebody who doesn’t wear a bra will get saggy boobs.

This other post I did in 2006 just makes me chuckle. She had the nerve to show up for a prime time news show where she jitter-bugged around talking with the hosts outside with no bra on. I think everyone there was thinking “NIPPLE ALERT! THIS GIRL HAS POKIES AND THE FCC IS GOING TO FINE US! AND I CAN’T STOP LOOKING!” Make sure you check it out.

Liz Hurley pokiesShe was married in 2007 but divorced in 2011. We can be sure she ruined her Ex (Arun Nayar) for boobs for the rest of his life. I bet that poor guy is now dating some skinny, curveless gal with A-cups. He can’t get around boobs without sighing heavily and pining away for Liz. Poor chap. Those pokies… sigh.

Taking you on a history tour, from 1987 to 2000 she dated Hugh Grant. That dude was actually caught soliciting a hooker while he was dating Liz. Now that, my friends, is a sexaholic. If you have access to the tender thighs and soft mammaries of Liz, and you’re still chasing hookers, you’re probably an addict.

She had a kid back in 2002 when she was 37. So yes, those boobs you see swelled up during childbirth, and are now that much more ready for our nibbles.

I think she’s been in a TV show called The Royals for the last few years. I doubt that even if I put the aluminum foil on my antenna and held it away from the wall I would get that channel, so I haven’t seen the show. Who cares, I just enjoy checking out her nipslips, red carpet pics, and praise the little baby jesus I found a couple of downblouse pics of Liz.

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Let me interrupt this program for some Liz Hurley topless photos…
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Braless Updates FTW

Hey old fogies, here’s a tip: FTW means “for the win” in cool dude speak.

No huge or prolific posts today. I’ve been trying to get caught up on special requests folks have sent in via my contact page and smoke signals.

I added a handful of pokies and boobie photos to the Lynda Carter page.

I added a few photos of the luscious girl-mounds of Ms Sofia Milos, and fixed some weird formatting issues while I was at it.

Jennifer Aniston is a perennial crowd favorite, and I updated one of her pages here. Who knows how old that gal will get before she stops being hot, I’ll probably be dead by then.

Little-known Michelle Monaghen got some love from me, along with her little-sized nipples. I added her instagram account so ya’ll can go cyberstalk her.

I know she hasn’t been bringing the yummy lately (age-related), but one of Lisa Rinna’s pages deserved a few added photos because… well, boobs are boobs.

tanktop pokiesI don’t want to leave you folks with a completely medialess post, so just to keep the masses from revolting, here’s a photo of some braless tanktop pokies. You may be somewhat concerned that this young lady is experiencing a painful cameltoe. Fear not. I’m more than willing to swoop in and yank those panties out of her pudenda-crack with my teeth while avoiding shaking all the cheetoh crumbs out of my belly-button or offending here with my earwax-cicles.

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Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs vs Hineyhole

Chrissy Teigen downblouseAlthough I’ve mentioned her before, Chrissy Teigen has only gotten hotter in the intervening 5 years or so.

I promise you, this girl is 100% au naturale. No silicone, no saline. She occasionally has a case of the mom boobs, leaking milk and all, just depends on what cycle she’s in with her husband John Legend. He must be a Legend in order to score a babe of this magnitude.

The size of her boobs should not be underestimated. We all know a few women who wear underwire pushup bras or even padded bras to help emphasize their bust. And god bless ’em. Thank you ladies, from the bottom of my pants. But Chrissy needs no such tomfoolery. There’s a photo here of her in a brownish/tan-ish swimsuit. You get a good glimpse of sideboob from that pic, and and even better sense of the giganticness of Chrissy’s breastacles. What would you guess, a DD? The interwebz list her as a C, but I can tell you with great authority that info is outdated.

Chrissy Teigen pokies 2Here’s what I like best about Chrissy: she gets it. She understands that her huge boobs drive guys crazy. She knows those mogambos are some of her biggest assets, and she plays to it. She lets them flow around braless. She lets them slip out. Sometimes she’ll go to a red carpet event in a dress slit up to her armpits and no underwear. She giggles when standing around for photos and tries to hide her coochie with her purse. I’ve got a great body, big boobs, and millions of dollars, lets show all this off! That’s what she’s thinking. I hope.

It’s not hard to find every manner of photo and video on Chrissy. I haven’t found any kind of leaked sextape, but pretty much everything else is out there. She has certainly posed nude before. I’ll show a couple of semi-edited shots of that. She does lots of modeling, some game shows, she rubs her crotch on her husband to mark him with her scent. You know, she stays busy.

Chrissy Teigen pokiesShe has published a couple of books. Despite the fact that I’m illiterate and can’t read, except for basic sex words like what you’ll find here on BralessBlog, I got all excited and tracked her books down. They are really boring shit, like cooking and stuff. She’s a curvy lady, and I get the sense that she eats what she wants to eat, then goes on diets so she can fit into her stretchpants and her braless blouses. Her jeans say: huh-uh, ain’t gonna fit. And her yoga pants say: I got yo back girl. Anyway, I would think she would be kind a careful about recommended to people what to cook and how to eat. Not like she’s a fitness queen or anything.

I have one last really appalling piece of trivia for you. She has been married to her husband since 2013, but she famously said in an interview that he had never seen her butthole. That is crazy shit going down right there. Now I can understand that my man John got so pre-occupied with those heavy girlies upstairs that it took him awhile to get down to the bootie. But we ALL KNOW HE’S SEEN HER BUTTHOLE. Now maybe she’s a little prude or a little shy, and doesn’t want him messing with the hineyhole, but regardless, he’s been lookin’ at it. Thinking about it.

Stop lyin’ Chrissy.

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