Braless Milf Jiggles on the Boardwalk

Holy mackeral.

This milf has third order harmonics going on with her boobs.

I mean, she has wiggles on top of her jiggles.

Her tits aren’t just bouncing up and down, they are weeble-wobbling sideways and making special earthquake motions on top of that.

God bless summer. And American boardwalks. And milfs, especially milfs.

I mean shoot, have I blessed boobies lately? Cause the view of this lady’s dancing cleavage makes me so happy I want to bless everything.

I have no idea what she’s pointing to. I mean with her finger, there at the end of the video. Her nipples are pointing to me. And saying “Hey big boy! I know you can’t resist staring at us. We are like a tractor beam lassoing your horny spaceship in with no hope of escape. And as if we, my milf’s pokey and perky and hard and very visible nipples aren’t enough, we are also going to flop and jiggle around so that you get light headed and babble like a little baby for it’s milk bottles.”

There for a minute I thought old mamma was going to edge out the raven-haired beauty for the softest bouncing boobs award, but now that I’ve studied both I feel like it’s an even tie.

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Sportsbra Boobquake Video

Oh my. This is sheer madness.

Ya know what can never be overcome? Physics.

Yeah, I have room in my heart (and my crotch) for all boobs – whether natural or enhanced. But you can’t fool physics, and the jiggle of a natural boob is always going to look different than fake boobs.

In fact, in some cases like what we see in this video, it’s like there is an actual boobquake that happens in natural boobs.

A sudden impulse or shock wave propogates through those natural boobies in ways that I find riveting. I simply cannot look away.

You can absolutely see this effect in the braless chiropractor video where the doofus psuedo-doctor nearly rips the poor busty girl’s head off.

But here’s another example, where this very well-endowed gal jumps up to grab on to the chinup bar. Maybe we should add her to the crossfit list?

And no, a sportsbra does not qualify as a traditional bra, for all of you whiners out there who are going to complain to me that it’s supposed to be “BralessBlog” so why am I posting a gal who isn’t braless. Yo, look at this girl’s rack, you have nothing to complain about.

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Madeline Hope’s Boobs Squish Sideways

Hey now, I’m not one to discriminate between real boobs and fake boobs. Between natural and enhanced. I have enough love in my heart to appreciate every boob on the face of the earth.

(Except man boobs.)

One wonderful feature of natural boobs is how squishy they are. This can lead to “disappearing” boobs, because ladies can strap them down in a way that makes them appear to be a lot smaller, versus plumping them up with a push-up bra, or even (yay) letting them dangle and wobble free. Of course we have talked serious squish before.

The awesomest part about Madeline Hope’s boobs is their tendency to sideways squish. Dayum, I love it!

Every time I see this girl it’s like her boobies are falling off sideways. Too much boob for her little body, and I cannot get enough.

Even though she was born in and I think still lives in North Carolina, it’s no surprise that she became internet famous with a body like that.

Apparently she met Travis Kelce at a bar doing karaoke. Madeline, who was presumably deeply affected by Kelce’s unique blend of manly metro-sexiness (he is after all a former protege of mine and is almost as good looking as myself), then posted some kind of montage of him on Tiktok and rumors began to swirl.

She seems to like fishing, and 90% of the time when she posts something she is at the beach in a bikini. That is not necessarily a bad thing when ya got a body like that.

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Boobs Wobbling on the Swing

When I was a teenager, one of my friends worked at the local amusement park.

He was legendary in our circle of geeks for being quite experienced with women.

He met lots of ladies at his job, and frequently regaled us with tales of chicks having nip slips on roller coasters.

And invariably he would tell stories about braless gals with giant boobs swinging to and fro with zero F’s given as they screamed and giggled from the g-forces.

I think the little guy in this video is living some of that dream.

This check in her bikini is busty enough to make everyone stare. As she hunches over to grab the handle of the swing, those boobs give off a delicious little wiggle-waggle.

About this time last year, I was ogling this braless mom as she was driving…

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