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I tried to put some kind of bio together for Sophie Mudd, but the short story is: boobs.

That’s right, she hasn’t really done much else to become famous, other than possessing the kind of tit-to-waist ratio that makes Barbie dolls and top heavy fire hydrants jealous.

She has 2 or 3 million Instagram followers. In theory, some of them are chicks who dig fashion. But in reality, about 99% of the people showering Sophie with attention are dirty old men like me who continue to slobber over her slutty boob displays.

She definitely knows how to work those things. And I’m pretty sure they are all-natural, although I’d be happy to taste test them and give them an exploratory motorboat just in the name of science.

I think she is 24 years old. Legends abound regarding her measurements, but consensus is she’s 5’5″ tall, weighs about 125 lbs, and wears a 32F bra size. Dang, those things are the biggest part of her body.

She loves flashing them around. You can find pics of her naked, but it’s not what you’re thinking/hoping for. It’s all implied nudity, you can never really get a peek of her ta-ta’s fully bare.

But braless? Oh, yes. She has enough cleavage to get lost in.

Katy Perry’s boobs get my attention every time.

It’s not that I don’t like her music. It’s fine. But that curvy, bouncy body snaps my head around, and makes my eyes big, and makes my pants tent up like I’m a horny adolescent.

Surprisingly, it has been 11 years since I’ve even mentioned her here on BralessBlog. For those of you who are lazy bums:
Katy Perry Sideboob Yummies
Katy Perry Pink Nippage
Katy Perry Pokes
Katy Perry Gigantic Cleavage
Katy Perry Boobs

I find this pic just delightful! The reasons:
1. That purple bikini top squashes Katy’s soft boobies in a way that makes them spill out the sides like the world’s most delicious muffin-top.
2. You can see just a hint of her nipple pokies, which makes me slobber like one of Pavlov’s dogs.
3. The way she has her foot up and her hips cocked puts her crotch on display, invoking some instinctual mammalian urge in me to howl like a wolf and copulate like a rabbit.

She must have used tape, or super glue, or some kind of magic Star Wars tractor beam to hold this dress to her boobs.

You know how sometimes you’ll smell somebody’s perfume or walk by a janitor who is vacuuming and you’ll sneeze? What would happen if Katy sneezed while she was in this dress?

I suspect at least one if not both of those wonderful double-dee’s would pop free. And oh, what a wonderful day that would be.

As we all know, big natural boobs like Katy’s can be squashed down and moved around, and subsequently sometimes they look smaller and sometimes they look bigger.

In this shiny blue dress, her boobs are flattened like pancakes.

But hallelujah, I can clearly see the imprint of both nipples. I think this was pre-pregnancy, so her nipples had not yet been through the baby torture test.

There have been a few leaks over the years, and I have to admit that I’ve seen a few pics of Katy topless. Yep, her nipples are pink. Yep, her bare boobs are as wonderful as I was imagining.

Also, there was a sex tape thing. I think it was with Orlando Bloom. I’m guessing somebody’s phone got hacked.

For now, I’ll leave you with this oddball pic.

Um, so Katy was masturbating on a public beach? Or maybe her ladybits were itching and she gave them a scratch?

Hey, there’s no shame. If I had a pudenda as pretty as Katy’s, I’d be hard-pressed to leave that thing alone. I’d be rubbing and tugging and slapping on it 24/7.