Braless Gals in Cocktail Dresses Make My Willie Happy

There’s no need for me to be pretentious or put on airs. I like dirty trailer park girls just as much as I like the sophisticated country club mammas with their fake ta-tas.

As I may have mentioned before, I have quite a thing for braless babes in dresses. Let’s cover (uncover?) a few, shall we?

dress pokies 1This skinny little thang is built like a brick shithouse. She has a rack on her that likes to sit up straight and talk back dirty. Do ya think she might have forgotten her bra today? Hmm, let’s stand out in the middle of the street with a semi-embarrassed smile on our face while this dude takes a picture of my nipples. No tune-in-Tokyo please.

dress pokies 2This blondie is so glamorous, she may be on her way to a Halloween costume party where she is dressing up as Marilyn Monroe. The droop of those unsupported boobs, and the way the material of her dress clings to every little bump and ridge on her nipples makes me want to thank the good lord for mammary glands. That hair though, mmm wanta grab it and pull it.

dress pokies 3Lookit what we have here. I plump, curvy little babe in her late twenties who has chosen to go to the wedding shower in a dress that is just destined to gape open and earn her lots of perverted stares from guys as horny as you and me. The cleavage alone would be enough, but to add into the mix the hint of her pokie nipples, alas my willie salutes you.

dress pokies 5Hold the fricken phone! This gal’s raspy, crazy-hard nipples, which are apparently approaching the rating of diamond-like on the hardness scale, are about to rip right through the material of her flimsy cocktail dress. Just as importantly, she seems exuberantly happy about it. Me too! Plus, I can kinda see through to your yummy hips! And maybe no panties! Hooray!

Wait. You thought I was through, didn’t you. Woot-woot! There’s more! Continue reading

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Crazy Braless Youtube Video Hunnies

I haven’t ever tried this before, but here it goes.

I dug around on Youtube and found some braless hunnies that we can’t help but stare at.

Despite what yo mamma told you, it is not impolite to stare. After all, if a hottie did not want you to star at her braless boobs, she’d keep ’em covered. I get the “me too” stuff, but that only applies to weirdos who trap you in hallways and whack off in potted plants, right?

So here are a handfull of videos. Historically, “racy” content has a hard time making it on Youtube. They may let a breastfeeding video go for years, and delete something with an attractive gal in lingerie. So if these links go sour… don’t blame me 🙂

This first video is of an absurdly hot blonde who likes to roll around in bed with the camera on while her boobs threaten to fall out of her negligee. Much cleavage, much loving it.

Video numero duo is of a magical sports bra that can be flung open at an moment just in case your baby wants to nibble. Or your boyfriend. Continue reading

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Top 5 Braless Beauties

open red dressIf you knocked on somebody’s door and they opened it looking like this… would you faint? Squeak like a mouse? Hyperventilate?

Damn, she is incredible isn’t she? It’s not just those big braless boobs hanging there with her red dress open. It’s that come-hither look. Like “Hello, Mr. Delivery Man. I’m glad you rang my doorbell. What’s that, you like my dress? Well thank you. I put it on and left it unbuttoned hoping someone like you would come along to inspect me.”

She’s gorgeous: hair, eyes, body, yowza.

car pokiesThis lady might qualify as a MILF. And by that I mean I’m only uncertain about the “M” part; she certainly qualifies for the “ILF”. I really like how she decided to yank her bra off and snap a selfie in the car. Those big boobs are only exceeded by those big pokies, and her thin cotton dress is perfect for the occasion.

I’m a little disappointed that she didn’t tighten that seatbelt right between her boobs though!

dress pokiesWell, well, well, what a happy little camper. This gal chugs about half a gallon of champagne and sort of forgets that her nipples are poking halfway through her expensive dress. She has that alcohol buzz going, and the I’m-tipsy-and-happy smile on her face. Continue reading

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You Probably Want to See the Ocean’s 8 Gals Braless

I guess Ocean’s 8 is a movie all about the babes. It’s a heist movie, and I think they diligently tried to pick actresses who had a little pizzazz. And maybe a little cleavage too? Let’s go gal by gal and see…

Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock bralessIt’s somewhat inexcusable that I started BralessBlog twelve damn years ago and I have never posted a single thing about Sandra Bullock. She’s definitely hot enough, I guess I just overlooked her. When she goes braless, it’s not like the tides change and a short circuit happens in my brain, because she’s got the itty-bitty B-cups. Hey man, nothing to complain about. There’s just not a ton of cleavage and boob wagging going on. Sandra is 53 years old, so if she had massive hooters they would probably be droopy by now.
Sandra Bullock pokiesSandra Bullock seethrough

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett pokiesI can’t really remember “The Life Aquatic”, but apparently I saw it and fawned over Cate Blanchett’s boobs back then. She’s 49, no spring chicken. Finding photos of her pokies is damn near impossible. I think she likes to keep her girls on a tight leash. Thankfully, for my dear readers, I’m dedicated to the task at hand.
Cate Blanchette bralessCate Blanchett cleavage

Anne Hathaway
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Meghan Markle Braless Boobs Are Adorable

Unlike a normal person, when I saw Meghan Markle getting hitched to Prince Harry the other day, I thought… she has nice boobies.

I immediately set about looking for yummy photos of her cleavage. Let’s not give me too much credit – when I say immediately, that pretty much means whenever I get around to it.

Meghan Markle pokiesAs it turns out, before Meghan was a princess, she was not shy about flashing those boobs around.

I would estimate she is a pretty solid B-cup. Certainly all-natural, not enhanced.

Meghan has flawless skin and a fabulous smile, but it’s her body that attracts my attention. She’s on the skinny side, so deep cleaving and heaving bosoms are probably not gonna be part of the deal. But she has enough to work with.

She tends to exercise to stay fit. She’s 36 years old, and fit can turn to flab if you’re not careful at that age. Hard to attract the attention of the royal testosterone if you’re pudgy.

Meghan Markle nipplesSo that means she has a butt too. Her dad is very European, and her mom is African American, so she has quite the exotic flava and some potential for badonkadonk.

I’m sure errrbody would love to see Meghan Markle nude, but I reckon we would have to settle for topless. Yep, I’ve seen the clip which appears to be shot on a beach with some kind of hidden camera that Meghan later discovers. And yep, those nipples are yummy.

It seems like she is much less racy with her photo shoots and her come-hither looks after the period of time where she met the prince. I guess she figured she better tone it down a little, or she might be found unfit for the royal family?

She even deleted her social media accounts. That actually cracks me up. She had 1.9 million Instagram followers.

Meghan Markle bralessSomeone from the British Monarchy probably sat her down with a bright light in her face and vicious dogs barking in the background and said “Keep your boobies in your shirt. Cut out all the blogging and social media nonsense. We are watching you.”

That’s a real shame, because her body makes me hungry.

I’d kinda like to see her crawling on the floor in some heels and a satin neglige with her boobs dangling and wobbling a little bit and a devious gleam in her eye. Do you think maybe that will happen at her next bachelorette party?

I was sort of hoping Meghan would have some hot siblings who were less likely to be intimidated and more willing to carry on the braless tradition. Unfortunately, her half-sister Samantha Grant is not really all that hot, and not terribly inclined to parading around in various states of undress to titillate Continue reading

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Perverted Ramblings

Asian pokiesYa’ll are always emailing me asking me to hurry up and post more stuff.

While I can understand being an impatient hornball, sheesh, gimme a break.

Note that I don’t always get full credit. Sometimes I have to do boring administrative crap behind the scenes. I have to keep this crappy, expansive, 10 year old website going which is a pain.

Lake pokiesAlso, sometimes I update older posts with new (perverted) stuff I find.

In your search for new stuff, ya’ll always forget to go sniffing around the old posts, am I right?

So this time, I figured I would give you an updated on what I got done today, inbetween playing with my johnson and eating cheetos in my underwear I mean.

I updated the Candy Dulfer post with some new pics and info. If you are wondering who the F she is; yeah me too.

superman pokiesI posted some new material to this Tori Spelling page. I realize she isn’t as hot as she was 20 years ago. But hey, if you saw her at your local Walmart, you wouldn’t shove her out of the aisle or anything.

I added a video to
http://www.bralessblog.com/2007/03/29/jennifer-love-hewitt-pokies.html
because even after all these years, I’m still obsessed by her epic bewbz.

I updated the Jen Kaelin Braless post from 2012. She still hasn’t unhidden her Instagram account, possibly because of stalkers like moi. Continue reading

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