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Regardless of how much discipline a guy has, it’s basically impossible to ignore big boobs. A priest sworn to celibacy gets a gander at a nice pair of hooters, and he can’t help but stare. A geeky nerd who has never actually had his hands inside a gal’s shirt gets big-eyed and pants when faced with deep cleavage. It’s a natural reaction. I have no doubt that any number of men, possibly hundreds if not thousands, went to the festival shown in this photo and stopped dead in their tracks when they saw this massive sideboob. Seeing them head-on must be quite a treat, but there is a tiny bit of magic in the side view isn’t there? She actually looks like she might be wearing some kind of bikini. Maybe this is a waterpark. I’d love to watch her go down the log plume. I bet even a gay guy would have to check them out.

While we’re on the theme, we might as well enjoy some Asian sideboob. What a rare treat. Asian women aren’t known for having big boobs. Not that I mean to denigrate or stereotype, just stating what has been my experience. I should research this and see if there’s any data to support my statement. Anyway, this young lady appears to have brought a new extreme to the idea of a “sweater stretcher”. She’s looking over at the camera all innocent like, “Oh my! My big natural D-cups, which are slightly droopy and still phenomenal, are about to pop right out of this garment. Would you care to watch me?” Yes, dearie. I would. (I’m raising my hand.)

We’ll leave off the sideboob for a moment, but of course we’ll stick to the big boob topic. My goodness, look at this gal. The frizzy hair, and the freckles, and the fake gold jewelry in no way slows down my ascent of her twin peaks. A man could get lost between those two mountains. Might want to take a canteen and a power bar in case you don’t make it back out the first day. Those have to be DD’s, right? Gotta be. Hard to say if they are natural, cause they sure are sticking out pretty far. But who cares?? Wowza, this girl in this dark colored knit tanktop bouncing down the sidewalk as she heads to the store would be enough to cause traffic accidents. A local radio station’s traffic chopper might spot her near the scene of an accident and plunge from the sky while the pilot hyperventilates.

This girl with the nutso pokies in the wet white bikini looks familiar, but I just can’t place her. Where have I seen her before? Not in my bedroom, I can tell you that for certain. Those massive boobs are plastered by the bikini top, and it makes me wonder if she is going to reach up and pinch those nipples a time or two, just to keep them at attention. Would you like to see that photo? Mmm, me too. If I were laying beside her on the beach, I would have to bury the lower half of my body with a little toy shovel so that my aroused manparts didn’t offend anyone. If I were to get kicked off a public beach, she might be worth it.

Today I am delighted to cover a Hollywood Goddess by the name of Alexandra Daddario.

Truth be told, I had no idea who this chick was. I read a post on a website about this guy’s favorite busty actress being Alexandra, and of course had to check it out.

She is 31 years old, so she’s no spring chicken. She has dark hair with blue eyes, one of my favorite combinations. She actually looks like she could be a little swarthy, although I’m sure she takes care of the body hair. Nobody wants a unibrow or braided arm hair. She could probably teach Alyssa Milano a few things? Alex’s biography suggests she is of Irish, Czech, English, and Italian descent. That Italian heritage can really grow the hair, lemme tell ya. I digress.

She is 5’8” tall, bigger than I prefer. And she isn’t tiny, reports call her 136 lbs. But she is one of those (fairly) skinny busty girls, praise tha lawd. The interwebz claim she is a D-cup, but my very expert eye says it could possibly be DD territory.

Let me teach you something. This lesson in sociology is coming from Dr. BralessBlog. There are two distinct categories of ladies with D-cup boobies. Natural, and enhanced. Unlike C-cuppers, who exhibit a number varying personality traits, D-cuppers are quite binary. They are either proud or they are shy; either demure or exhibitionists. Most ladies who grew up with natural D-cups are shy about it. Those boobies have always been there. They might have been teased about it when they were young, they were always getting in the way and bouncing around unnecessarily. This would typically cause unwanted attention, so they try to keep them on the down-low. Now obviously, if you paid for D-cups, you really wanted them. Girls who are enhanced tend to like to show them off.

I’m 99.9% sure Alexandra’s boobs are natural. Just looking at a few of the photos I’ve posted, you’ll see that she isn’t in that overwhelming majority of naturally busty ladies who like to keep them under wraps. She frequently runs around braless, and shows under boob, cleavage, sideboob, you name it.

She actually won the role in Texas Chainsaw 3D over Jessica Biel, likely because: boobies. She was also in Baywatch and Percy Jackson. She was also in my shower when I was dreaming last night. There are plenty of hot video clips of Alex around. If I get slightly less lazy, I will eventually try to splice together another hot movie for you.

We should start out with her in this dress. Is it brown? Corduroy? Okay, who would have guessed that was hip. But hey, who cares, look at that pale white cleavage! Yes you can get in there. Yes, it’s like a dream come true. She is crossing those legs and clasping those hands like she is demure and not hellbent on driving you insane with her bewbz. But don’t be fooled.

What about a lady who will show up on the red carpet braless in a dress like this?? What gives? It’s like a Columbo raincoat that is made of thin material, a few sizes too small, and safety pinned together over breasts that are gargantuan and unfettered. Yep, I hit the nail on the head: exactly like that. Hey Alex, Columbo wants his overcoat back, and if this forces you to actually buy a designer dress to wear, so be it. But please don’t take revenge on us by buying it from the Baptist dressmaker down the street and exposing no flesh.

We need a couple of pokies pictures, because just the sight of her big, white, soft boobs aren’t enough, naw we are gluttons for punishment and want to have intimate carnal knowledge of her nips.

Yep, it’s Summertime. And wherever you are, dear reader, I live right here in the US of A. Regardless of the current political climate or administration, one thing never changes and that’s arousing summer boobs.

I picked these photos out because that’s precisely what they remind me of.

Now yes, it’s possible to get a little gross with cleavage sweat and cheese smell. But clearly, when you look at these excellent examples, we have nothing to worry about.

In fact, about the only smell to worry about with babe number one is chlorine coochie. Yep, that’s a real thing, and nope you won’t find it on google. I mostly just now made it up. But having experienced it firsthand, I can tell you to be careful. I had a girlfriend awhile back who had all of her teeth and real-life boobies. One time after we went swimming in a pool, she strongly encouraged me to put my face between her legs. I of course helped her out, but there was a problem. Tha’ cooch smelled like chlorine. Something about the female anatomy and a swimming pool tends to invite the absorption of chlorine. I thought I was going to faint. Luckily, I was able to finish the job. I’m not necessarily saying this hot blonde has the stank, but it’s possible. Oh, one more thing to worry about. What the heck does she have written on her arm? I know, I know – I should quit distracting you from those wonderful pokie nipples.

While we’re on the blonde topic, holy mackerel at the cleavage on this blonde. Her boobs have just enough droop to them to convince me that they are all natural. Not that I would discriminate, just saying. The fact that she has this much cleavage even though she has natural boobs, and no bra squeezing the girls up into the rare air, tells me they are quite large and ready to rumble. She looks beautiful, and those nipples look like they would be something to contend with. Possibly eye-poking. Imagine taking her on a summer lunchtime date. She would sit across from you with that shirt unbuttoned all they way down to her waist, with those magnificent boobs on display, and every virile man and women in sight would stop and stare. And then she would whisper to you… “Are you paying?” And you would smile and wink and say “I forgot my wallet.”

I will freely admit that gal number three is not the stunner that the first two gals are. But what she lacks in insane hotness, she makes up for with naughty smirks. That half-smile that says: I’m also not wearing panties. She certainly has the headlights on. In order to have pokies that prominent, despite our perceived warm summer day (hence the fedora, gotta block the sun from her flawless creamy skin), she must’ve pinched them a bit to wake them up. I have no doubt we could count on her to slide that skirt up and sit in our lap and give us a friendly frolic.

There are a few more swimwear pokies here for those of you who are in the festive summertime swing.

I realize I haven’t posted anything in almost 3 months. It’s all your fault. Well, not really, but if you would like to encourage me to cease the neglect, feel free to contact me or post a comment below. I’m all about submissions, so find some cuties and let’s see them!