It’s easy to see why we’ve made such a big deal about Lisa Rinna’s pokies over the years. To be so old, she has an amazing rack. Boobs are important, but nipples are an undiscovered treasure. Not just anybody can earn a BralessBlog A+ for nipples aesthetics. But our gal Lisa certainly qualifies.

She has been pretty quiet lately, not making a ton of appearances on the red carpet or flashing those mammajammas around on vacation.

I have absolutely no clue wtf she’s doing with the whole spray tan thing. If I had to guess, I’d say these photos were staged. Who gets a spray tan outside in a pop-up tent with a bikini on? I have personally witnessed a fitness model getting spray tanned just before a competition. They did it in a hotel room, and she was buck naked.

I would think Lisa would strip everything off, and even shave her muffburger before getting bronzed. I would be happy to do this for her. The bronzing or the shaving.

I gotta admit, the lips (on her face) are a little much. I think we sit in judgement on older gals who get plastic surgery without considering what they would look like (saggy and old) without it. Regardless, she doesn’t have to get my opinion before she gets worked on. I’ll take this opportunity to say: regardless of her age, I’d lie to work on her! lol

In the second photo, she’s holding her hands up, as if to tell me “stop you maniac, I’ve just successfully orgasmed for the thirty-third time, now please get your face out of my crotch.” Or maybe I’m wrong.

That is a might flat stomach, indicative of the fact that she trains and abstains (from eating junk food). It could also imply that she gets lipo every few months, but hey I could use a little myself. World-class pokies, Lisa; BralessBlog says to keep it up for your fan(atics).

Update:
I think this is a recent photo, but it seems unlikely because her lips look like maybe 20% more normal? Maybe she somehow shrank them overnight or something. Regardless, I like the braless look.

Update 2:
Yeah, she’s getting old. Kind of like a stick-figure caricature of her former yummy self. But as it turns out, she still likes to stomp around braless and she kind of looks less wrinkly with a mask on…

I have failed to use the new word MILFNIP that I invented a few months ago while gazing upon Lisa Rinna’s boob-acious form. That’s a shame, because eventually Webster’s dictionary will pick it up and I’m afraid I won’t get credit for it if I don’t bandy it about frequently enough.

Speaking of bandying about frequently, here we see Lisa Rinna’s braless boobs. Again. This has to be an inside joke with her. Maybe she worked out a deal with an adoring fan who paid for some of her plastic surgery, and in exchange she agreed to make continuous public appearances with her mammaries hangin out.

Yes, she’s getting old. Yes, she has a few miles on her. But if you were offered a chance to drive a really old but still exotic Ferrari, wouldn’t you jump on the chance? There’s no need to discriminate on the basis of age here at bralessblog. Boobies are boobies. If we see a braless pair of 50 year old hangers, you’re just as likely to see them posted here as 20 year olds. Our fans should find that refreshing. We’re here to discuss unfettered boobs, no matter the owner or the consequences.

Honestly though, we do prefer them to be big and bouncy.

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We have blown it out to Lisa Rinna countless times. When it comes to covering the braless scene (wow, is that a double entendre or what?), she makes reporting on the current state of affairs a true joy. Yeah, she’s getting long in the tooth. But those boobies have been refreshed on a semi-annual basis by the looks of things. It’s good to keep the girls young, perky, and youthful looking. It keeps the career going, and it allows you to better wash the car. Wait a sec. What’s that about washing the car. Yep, you got it. Lisa apparently likes to wash her german iron while wearing shorts so tiny and so short they restrict sphincter flex. And a gold lame bikini top that stands no hope in the world of containing those milfnips. Lisa has provided the inspiration to create yet a new perverted and incredibly intuitive and descriptive term. Milfnip. I hope I can remember it and use it daily from here on out.

Maybe this was some kind of promo where Lisa was getting some action shots to use in advertising some kind of new goofy show or movie she’s doing. Or maybe some paparazzi really caught her inbetween screaming at the maid, banging the pool boy, and ordering a new cover for her ultimate sensavibe personal massager. It got worn out, you see. She stays active, that one. Booyah –> lots of Lisa Rinn stuff.