We might as well rock some Jennifer Aniston action. She may be like 50 years old and look like a wrinkly sourpuss in a couple of these pics, but go an admit that you could give a flying fart at a rolling donut. If you’re like me (and trust me, be glad you’re not) you would rejoice and dance the happy jig just to sniff the lint out of Jen’s dryer screen. Not that a rich lady like herself has dryer lint. She probably wears her clothes once and throws them away.
Note: I keep pilfering her garbage hoping to find some used granny panties. So far, no luck. What could she be doing with those things?
Bra or no bra, Jen is always rocking the pokies. Ya don’t have to search to find pictures of her nips, they are always present. Everybody noticed it on Friends, but all her friends were too polite to mention it. Not me. If I ever met her, I would cheerfully say “Hi, Jen! Nice pokies ya got there!” If she slapped me or whatever that would be fine I guess.
So keep in mind it’s not that she is getting old and wrinkly. It’s that fact that she can slip into a tanktop at any time and bring you to your knees blubbering like a horny whale.
You knew it was coming – how long can we make it here on bralessblog without posting about Jennifer Aniston? She may be 42, but she is one hot braless mess and we love her. In these photos, her hair looks a little frumpy, but her eyes more than make up for it. And those boobies literally make me jump up and click my heels together. I think that may be Reese Witherspoon she’s hugged up on in the one photo. See how her boobs are kind of squashed up, and they are braless and unsupported and ready for a hug squash? Oooo-ahhh, that’s awesome. I need to get in there for some motorboating. At 42, Jenn is still young enough to be able to take some vigorous um action, but old enough to not be surprised by it. I feel certain she and I would get along fabulously. I could even grow my whiskers out and try to take her back to the days of Brad Pitt.
Ohh, aghh. Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous. She ruins me. All other women are practically knocked out of contention. Man she is hot. Man her boobies are really nice. The pokies are terminal, they are everpresent. They are out of control. I suspect she hit puberty, grew boobs, and started this TDN (tantalizing display of nipples) immediately and in perpetuity. I don’t think the in perpetuity thing is grammatically correct, but I’ve been dying to use it on a Jennifer Aniston post.
Here are a few more photos, one from Jen’s braless stand-up on Saturday Night Live, and the other is her walking across the parking lot with pokies so dangerous they could rip material and damage unprotected corneas…
Ahhh, gool ole Jennifer Aniston. Keeping up with her permanently erect nipples and perpetually braless boobs would be a full time job for any webmaster. Witness the collection. If I were a woman, I would be like Jen – proud of my boobies, not afraid to point them at a few people. I still have the scene from the movie The Breakup in my head, the one where she walks across the room naked and shows her perfect little tanned tushy. I think I remember reading somewhere that they used a body double for that scene, but hey it’s in my head so it must be real.
