Although men’s sports are typically more popular and bring more viewers than women’s sports, tennis is one of the exceptions to that rule.

One reason is: boobs. Or to put that differently, female tennis players are typically pretty hot, and/or they have fabulous bodies, and dudes like to watch them run around on the court.

Amanda Anisimova has brought some new attention to the game of tennis, that’s for sure.

She has gigantic boobs. We’ve covered a few of the hotter tennis babes before, but Amanda may be the bustiest.

Apparently she recently took a break from the sport because she was being “trolled for having big boobs”. I’m sure when kids are young, they make fun of pretty much anything. But once you’re an adult, do women seriously get made fun of for having big juicy hooters? I would think that’s an asset rather than a liability.

I guess I can understand why having massive mammaries to tow around the tennis court might not be ideal from an athletic perspective, but I would guess Amanda has more opportunities to get lucrative sponsorship contracts because of those yummy boobs.

Speaking of which, I think she’s sponsored by all the big names, like Wilson, Gatorade, Nike, etc.

Amanda is 22 years old right now, is 5’11” tall, and has won over $4 million dollars in prize money. She grew up in Jersey, and has been playing tennis since she was a toddler.

Video showing some of her moves and her body…

Update:
I swear you can see her nipples poking against the thin fabric of her shirt in this photo. She’s clearly not wearing a bra, which is quite risky when you have knockers that big.

This pic of Amanda bending over in a bikini top was enough to make me blow cherry kool-aid through my nose. I swear I almost got lost in her cleavage.

In this pic she has smeared some kind of black goop, maybe mud, all over her face and her boobies. Not really my thing, but I thought it was a good one just because of the way the sunlight is shining down her top and you can basically see through it.

Update 2:
If Amanda ends up with pokies, you pretty much have to stop what you’re doing and give her your undivided attention. You can clearly see the outline of her nipples through this white top.

Here she is braless in a fancy romper. This must’ve been a heck of a party.

If you are here for tennis boobs, you are probably going to want to sniff around some golf boobs too.

At the risk of beating myself up, which is something rarely seen unless you are watching Tyler Durden do it in Fight Club, I will graciously admit that it’s been awhile since we posted about any tennis pokies. I kind of like them. About the only thing better than watching some sweaty grunting woman dash around a tennis court with her nipples poking out, is watching a similar woman doing it on a volleyball court. Or maybe a gymnastics chick. So anyway, it’s hard to not like Caroline Wozniacki. She is pretty well-endowed, and she tries pretty hard. She wears low-cut tops, generally her nipples get erect when she gets wet and sweaty, and sometimes she wins. That last part doesn’t really matter very much, but truth be told it’s slightly more exciting to ogle a winner than a loser.

It’s a little crazy how a lot of the network stations zoom in and use various angles trying to reduce or eliminate their coverage of tennis pokies. You would think they would realize this like a goldmine. Women are not going to *not* watch women’s tennis just because some nipples bounce by. And guys will most definitely tune in for that specific reason. So if they are smart, they will start showing it more often, and their viewership rates will soar and their sponsors will profit, and they will have more tournaments, and the girls will realize things go better with a little flash and flesh, and bam we get some momentum.

This is not really the turtle head that I was hoping Caroline would lean down beside. Can anybody tell me what that key that is dangling between her breasts on the necklace means? The key to her cleavage perhaps? Any time she wants to wear a bikini, she should feel free to do so. Not to be morbid, but is that a scar on her knee? Maybe a recent surgery? Tennis can be hard on the joints, even for cute little blondes.

A bit of cameltoe here, with of course another bikini. Her abs look flat as a washboard. If you burned 8k calories per day playing tennis, yours would look that way too. The grimace, and the goofy shades, and the fivehead I could do without. But dang, it’s the Woz and I will forgive her some dirty, not-showered time. The voyeur-ish cameltoe shots of celebs always turn me on, only slightly less than pokie action.

Update:

I’m posting up a few new shots of Caroline, because why not. She tends to get a little sweaty and those pokies start to reveal themselves. Now you may notice in one of these shots where she’s wearing a bikini that there is a conspicuous absence of boobage. It’s not that her boobs are missing, it’s just that we don’t see nips. So what gives? Well, dear readers, I posted that because holy shizzle her vadge is about to burst out of those bikini bottoms. I’m an equal opportunity perv, and when I get a chance to see the intimate details of Caroline Wozniacki’s pudenda you bet I’m going to share.

I really meant to launch a post about my babe Maria Sharapova, but here it is the middle of June and I’m just now getting around to it. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or maybe just stuck behind your computer whacking off for the last six months, you know that
a) she won the French Open this year
b) she is ssssmoking hot

Maria is 25 years old, and she is 6’2″ tall. For those of you who prefer the metric system, that converts to “damn long legs.” Now if I had to guess, she is tossing around A-cups, maybe a small b-cup. But what she lacks in heft she makes up for in theft – she has stolen over $21 million in career wins. She could buy some boobs if she wanted them, okay. But she doesn’t want them. Maria has to be svelte, and quick, like a sexy tennis ninja.

She is out in the sun all the time, so I worry that when she’s 40 she will look 60. But honestly, I also fantasize about what kind of hotass tanlines she probably has underneath all those little tennis outfits. Holy mackeral, when she rocks the pokies, every television station in the country panics trying to keep them out of the shot. If I was the producer or network manager or whoever the hell runs the show, I’d say ZOOM IN ON THEM PUPPIES. It’s enough to kill off the older gents, horn up the younger ones, and convert the straight ladies to gayness.