Just because I don’t know who they are, just because they don’t fit neatly into a category, just because you don’t see them on your street corner or your television doesn’t mean we shouldn’t cover them here on bralessblog. By cover, I really mean covet. Drool upon. Fantasize about. Get lost in ze cleavages.
Cmon, you can’t seriously walk around an outdoor fountain in the summertime without sliding your ghetto-cool mirrored sunglasses on and checking out all the chickies. Seeing boobies like this makes me happy. The world is right, the economy is fine, I’m not about to get fired, the national debt has not just exploded, and my other car really is a Porsche. Those boobies make me think that women everywhere want me to look and are pleased that I’ve noticed. By the way, is she listening to a real Ipod or are those white earbuds just faking me out?
Hello green tubetop girl.
How’s your hair?
Can you give it a twirl?
I’m so glad to see you dressed like this -
these views I enjoy
your undergarments I don’t miss.
Did you buy this at a store?
Did you try it on there?
Did you check yourself in the mirror,
pose and stare?
I like how your boobs bounce
unfettered and free.
I like your braless tubetop.
Dirty old me.
We’ve had a few posts about tubetops, let me refresh your memories:
Rose McGowan
Tubetop Traitor theory
And the tubetop is a not-so-distant cousin of the halter top:
Torrie Wildon
Poetry
Top 7
Katie
Vida Guerra (mercy)
And now for our main event:
Dear inventor of the tanktop,
Although I have complimented you before, I just wanted to drop you yet another note and tell you just how much perverts like me really appreciate everything you’ve done for society.
We like women. We like seeing plenty of skin. The crazy idea you had about chopping the sleeves right off a shirt, and then snipping a good bit out of the front and the back really helps our cause.
Also, as you may know, many women like to run around in their tanktops with no bra. BLAMO! Another reason we like ‘em here on Bralessblog!
Your adoring fan,
BralessBlog Admin
Yummy. Tanktops are nice. Whoever invented tanktops deserves some kind of award. If you know who invented tanktops, or are an appreciative fan, leave a comment yo.
She is cute, but it is open to debate as to whether she has a bra on. Cast your vote now…
image: detail of installation by Bronwyn Lace