Yeah, I’m sure you guys have all heard about how some dude hacked Kate Upton‘s phone and swiped several hundred megabytes of photos and videos. Those were nudies, and we try not to stoop (?) to those levels here on bralessblog. Instead, we want to tantalize you with some pics of Ms Kate with all her naughty bits concealed. Then we can think about them, and dream about them, and long for them… which is much more erotic than actually seeing them, right? Well, generally speaking. In this case, I have seen those nudie photos, and well they are pretty badass.
Here we see Kate in some kind of little black ensemble that is cut dangerously low. I particularly like that one photo where she is holding her top closed, knowing that the photographers are going crazy trying to get a candid downblouse of somebody as famous and busty as Kate. The way the sun is shining on that cleavage, creating shadows and depth and warmth. Creating, really, at the end of the day, the perfect place for me to stick my nose and motorboat. Yes, I’m a motorboatin’ son of a bitch. Isn’t there a song from the 70’s about that?
I could probably post on Kate Upton once an hour every hour and not get tired of her. Curvy and hot, she’s my kind of gal. I don’t wantcha to think I’m obsessed or anything. I mean, I am, just don’t wantcha to know it. Kind of like Jennifer, I have at least two of my six brain cells at any given time engaged in thinking about her. Kate looks dee-lish in this white dress, cut low and design to squeeze those boobies up for maximum effect. The side boob shot, with the blue eyes, and the bronze skin, and the big smile…yowza, I need a girl like that. I wonder how tall she is? Usually I go for petite girls, but trust me I make exceptions. EDIT: She’s 5’10”. I had to look that factoid up on wikipedia where they also show a tiny photo of her at a Jets party vamped up in a black thing that does it’s best to keep those garbonzo beanies under control. She would be a fantastic mom. The kiddo would get hurt, and she would sooth the child and they would lay their head on her breasts and I would have to excuse myself to go to the bathroom and try to calm down.
Any braless boobies are good boobies. But when you find a sista who likes to sling her natural DD’s around sans bra, you’ve found a real gem. Kate Upton definitely qualifies as that. I went to her website one time trying to find out how old she was and if she was capable of having offspring with mutants like myself, and found she had made the mistake of facing her site with this flash video of her doing a guess jeans commercial and slipping her bra strap off her shoulder and then biting her fingernail suggestively. The video was roughly the size of a 55″ plasma tv like what I see when I go to walmart to buy vienna sausages. I seriously snorted and kicked and sort of whistled like a donkey 3 times, then I had to go out and wash my car so I could calm down. Kate has an uncle who is a congressman. No news on her aunts, or her mommie, or any indication of who it was that gave her the first portion of those measurements: 33D-25-36. She is a full-firgured model, which means when she doesn’t have any shoots for more than a couple of weeks she can be found sitting on a white leather couch with mussed up hair eating cheetos. She’s only 19 or 20, so we gotta catch this smoking hot burning star fast before she plumps up and turns into a pretty version of Rosanne Barr.
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