Whelp, you finally made me do it. I’m gonna lay out for you here the most gargantuan and thorough guide to Alyssa Milano’s braless boobies the interwebz have ever seen.

If we go waaaay back, we made our first post about Alyssa back in 2006. We’ve “touched on her” (ha ha, perverted pun intended) periodically through the years since then.

But then, in late October of 2017, I randomly put a thumbnail of her in our sidebar to give you voracious BralessBlog fans something to click on, and you damn near broke my site. Yeah, there were that many clicks!

Here’s what the sidebar looked like at the time:

The post associated with that thumbnail was from 2012.

It was fairly innocuous, but obviously very witty and well written… (breathing on fingernails and buffing on shirt).

Basically what that tells me is that despite her hairy arms, you guys (and gals) are as crazy about Alyssa as I am, and want to see as much of her as you can. Especially if that involves those yummy chesticles of hers.

So that’s the background, and why I’m doing what I’m doing. Let’s get to the meet of it. A magnificent pictorial essay on Alyssa.

For general information, it’s hard to beat the good ol’ Wikipedia page. She was born in 1972. She’s been married a couple of times. She’s done some television shows and some movies. Blah-blah-blah.

You know what, as informative as Wikipedia is, it’s unfortunately really vanilla and boring. That’s why you visit BralessBlog right? How about if we do this…

Ten Perverted Facts About Alyssa Milano and Her Wonderful Boobies

1) She is of Italian ancestry. This explains all the arm hair. She seems to stay on top of keeping her upper lip waxed, thank thalord, but them arms, err. No word on her hoo-ha, but let’s give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she doesn’t let it go all afro or wookie-bush.

2) The following quote is attributed to Alyssa. Seriously. I’m not making this up.

I used to sleep in the nude. Until the earthquake.

Allllrighty. Well, let’s unpack that, shall we. You’ve seen her body. Here, let me remind you.

Now, she’s a red-blooded, non-Catholic gal who has sexual cravings like any other normal person. Put that amazon body in bed next to you NAKED and see if you don’t actually *make* an earthquake.

3) She has sinful body measurements. The official but possibly old data is:
Height 5’2″
Weight 110 lbs
Measurements 34C-24-36
Shoe size 7
The c-cup makes sense, as I’ve seen them about that size in the earlier days. But don’t forget, she had her first child with husband Dave Bugliari in 2011. And those boobies definitely got bigger once she started her mega-epic breastfeeding campaign.
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It would be a real shame if Alyssa Milano actually found a bra she liked, and bought it, and put it on. Cuz then we wouldn’t be able to grope gape at her here on bralessblog. Whaddya think, are those c-cups? I mean, clearly, they are all natural, no fake stuff here – not that there’s anything wrong with that. I started to comment on Alyssa’s new big mamma boobies and big mamma belly, but then I realized she’s not pregnant. I was thinking of Jennifer Love Hewitt. It’s really not that easy to get the two confused, they look nothing alike. I’m just stupid.

Do you remember that Greek mythology guy Achilles? He was a bronzed war-god (much like myself), with impeccable good looks and incredibly sophisticated tastes and he drove a Porsche 911. Well, actually he was a war god or something. Anyway, his fatal flaw was some kind of little spot on his heel where if an ant bit him he would shrivel up and die. Lots of people (not me) have a fatal flaw. With J-Love, it’s those damn kankles. With Alyssa, it’s those hairy-ass forearms. I’m assuming she tends to be hairy all over, but has the sense to get her upper lip waxed. Doesn’t really matter. She is still magnifique.

Alyssa occasionally gets naked and humps people for our viewing pleasure.

No, the dude on the right is not me. But let me explain what’s going on here. His name is Marwan Linski. He is a famous hypnotist. He is saying:

Look at the swirling graphic on my imitation iphone. See it? It’s goooood. See it swirl?
You are feeling very sleepy.
You look at me and think I’m very creepy.
But I’m not. I’m hot. A lot.
You feel very relaxed. Mmm, so relaxed.
You want to take your bra off and lie down on my memory foam mattress.
Oh, what’s that? You aren’t wearing a bra?
Yessss. Your breasts feel very relaxed.
Stare at the swirly.

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