Braless Blog

Jessica Simpson knows her body, she has been staring at it in the mirror (and touching it, and feeling it, and maybe kissing it?) for the last 30 years or so. When people talk smack about her being too flabby when she gets up on the stage, I’m sure it hurts. She knows she is a round kinda gal. Obviously, this motivates her to get out and burn a few calories.

She is pretty tough. Despite the fact that she manages to make it look easy, look light on her feet, I know it isn’t easy to jog with girls like that in your sweater. I don’t personally have D-cups, but I have been blessed with abnormally large testicles. Any time I jog, they clank together, flop around, trip me, sometimes drag the ground. I’m very sympathetic to her plight. I would be happy to help her by holding them up while she runs.

Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?

Jessica Simpson does not go around with no bra very often. And for good reason. She has quite a pair to keep restrained. She has to take care of those girls, a gal could build a career with a set like that! If I had boobs like that, I would charge photographers big money just to snap photos of me while I walked down the street (especially if I were wearing an open jacket with no bra).

Jessica’s southern twang makes sense considering she was born in Dallas Texas back on July 10, 1980. She only stands 5′3″, but with those D-cups and her long blonde hair, she looks like a whooooole lotta woman.

The fact that her father was a psychologist and also a youth minister in a Baptist Church sufficiently warped Jessica Ann Simpson to the extent that she remained a virgin until marriage. Of course, part of that little factoid may depend on one’s definition of “virgin”… is it Clinton-esque or nun-like?

She started out singing in the Christian music world, but a fan-base devloped that was more pop than religious. Tommy Mottola, the guy who was gaga over Mariah Carey, signed her after being impressed by a) her voice, b) her performing skills, c) her bosoms.

More factoids:
- Turned down a roll in Coyote Ugly.
- Is the big sister of Ashlee Simpson, but refuses to perform perverted sex acts with her while we watch.
- Favorite Movie = Pretty Woman
- Although known for being a dumb blonde, is supposedly in the genius dept with an IQ of 160 (riiiiiight).

We hereby dedicate this page to one of our favorite goddesses: Jessica Simpson.

Daydreaming Aug 22 2007
T-shirt Action July 2, 2007
Swinging Free April 16, 2007
Braless Goddess Feb 3, 2007
In Black Dec 17, 2006
Braless and Big Dec 12, 2006
A Braless Lunch July 4, 2006

Many mere mortals can get away with going to a restaurant without a bra, but not the goddess Jessica Simpson.  With gigantic bazongas like she has, when Jessica Simpson goes braless, the world stands up and takes notice.  As do her nipples occasionally.

Previous: Jessica Simpson Braless and Big

Sharp-eyed braless spotters such as myself rarely let any babes pass by uninspected.  And someone like Jessica Simpson will always draw just a bit of extra attention.  Any Jessica Simpson candid shot is liable to show something interesting, and these do not disappoint.  Here we see Jessica braless and poking against the thin fabric of her black blouse.