Jessica Simpson knows her body, she has been staring at it in the mirror (and touching it, and feeling it, and maybe kissing it?) for the last 30 years or so. When people talk smack about her being too flabby when she gets up on the stage, I’m sure it hurts. She knows she is a round kinda gal. Obviously, this motivates her to get out and burn a few calories.
She is pretty tough. Despite the fact that she manages to make it look easy, look light on her feet, I know it isn’t easy to jog with girls like that in your sweater. I don’t personally have D-cups, but I have been blessed with abnormally large testicles. Any time I jog, they clank together, flop around, trip me, sometimes drag the ground. I’m very sympathetic to her plight. I would be happy to help her by holding them up while she runs.
Because I cannot quite survive without a good peek at Jessica Simpson’s boobs every now and then, I have stopped my boring life just long enough to make this post. In addition to providing another braless photo for you guys and gals to google over (pun perhaps intended), I have added a bit of verbiage to the Jessica Simpson Page.
Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?
Jessica Simpson does not go around with no bra very often. And for good reason. She has quite a pair to keep restrained. She has to take care of those girls, a gal could build a career with a set like that! If I had boobs like that, I would charge photographers big money just to snap photos of me while I walked down the street (especially if I were wearing an open jacket with no bra).
