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I have inspected her big mogambos very carefully, but it is clear that in the four years that have transpired since our last post about her, Anne Hathaway has gotten older but not saggier. I saw her in The Devil Wears Prada but I wasn’t fooled by the transformation from “ugly duckling” into hot mamma. Because the whole time I was thinking… that’s Anne Hathaway, she sho is hot.

O Blondie
You are so fine
I’m so impressed
Even if you ain’t mine.

No matter which
outfit you wear
everybody knows
there’s no bra under there.

Some giggle, some stare
but you do it with class
those pokies are so perfect
you could teach a class.

Don’t let them go away
even if they start to sag
keep them free and braless
and on my website we’ll brag.

No, the dude on the right is not me. But let me explain what’s going on here. His name is Marwan Linski. He is a famous hypnotist. He is saying:

Look at the swirling graphic on my imitation iphone. See it? It’s goooood. See it swirl?
You are feeling very sleepy.
You look at me and think I’m very creepy.
But I’m not. I’m hot. A lot.
You feel very relaxed. Mmm, so relaxed.
You want to take your bra off and lie down on my memory foam mattress.
Oh, what’s that? You aren’t wearing a bra?
Yessss. Your breasts feel very relaxed.
Stare at the swirly.

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This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.

We have all met them before. They may be blonde, with deep blue eyes. Perfect skin, with florescent white teeth. Dangling earings, a necklace draped into a plunging neckline lost in the deep cleavage of two heaving braless breasts. Tiny waist with wide hips. A skirt that is clingy, heels capping off perfect legs. They know they have it, and they use it when they want to or need to. They get what they want from me usually. Sometimes I am smart enough to say no, but geez running across a hot women like this in the workplace or out in public can be unnerving. You have to have a steely hand and determination to tell them “No, I will not change your flat tire, call a wrecker like everybody else.” Some girls like this become strippers, which is a waste. Not that strippers aren’t awesome, and fun to hang around, and a little naughty to sleep with, it’s just that if you take those looks and attitude into an office you can wreak such havoc and get promoted so fast.

Keri Russell was apparently famous for winning some Golden Globes for starring in a TV series called Felicity. I saw her in Mission Impossible 3, and I’m sort of semi-embarrassed to say I saw her with Adam Sandler in Bedtime Stories. Keri is very pretty, but her body isn’t curvy enough to make me drool. Hey, some guys like the stick girls. I don’t what it is about here smallish bosom, but she tends to run around with those things pointed at people. Not really hard to find braless pics of her on the net. Do you guys/gals like her with straight hair or curly hair? Or do you even care?