Braless Blog

I opened a Twitter account. Might as well try to enter this century, right? I think you guys can follow me here
http://twitter.com/Braless

Hang in there, we’re having some technical difficulties with the site.

I have inspected her big mogambos very carefully, but it is clear that in the four years that have transpired since our last post about her, Anne Hathaway has gotten older but not saggier. I saw her in The Devil Wears Prada but I wasn’t fooled by the transformation from “ugly duckling” into hot mamma. Because the whole time I was thinking… that’s Anne Hathaway, she sho is hot.

O Blondie
You are so fine
I’m so impressed
Even if you ain’t mine.

No matter which
outfit you wear
everybody knows
there’s no bra under there.

Some giggle, some stare
but you do it with class
those pokies are so perfect
you could teach a class.

Don’t let them go away
even if they start to sag
keep them free and braless
and on my website we’ll brag.

No, the dude on the right is not me. But let me explain what’s going on here. His name is Marwan Linski. He is a famous hypnotist. He is saying:

Look at the swirling graphic on my imitation iphone. See it? It’s goooood. See it swirl?
You are feeling very sleepy.
You look at me and think I’m very creepy.
But I’m not. I’m hot. A lot.
You feel very relaxed. Mmm, so relaxed.
You want to take your bra off and lie down on my memory foam mattress.
Oh, what’s that? You aren’t wearing a bra?
Yessss. Your breasts feel very relaxed.
Stare at the swirly.

Don’t miss the new category -> http://www.bralessblog.com/category/braless-alyssa-milano

This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.