Category Archives: Celebrity Pokies

If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!

Ivanka Trumps Nipples are a Little Much

Posted on September 28, 2019 by Mr. Pokies

Someone wrote me the other day and asked me why I’m so fascinated by Ivanka Trump. Well, I’m not. I searched the site, and realized I’ve posted about maybe a little too much. And sometimes I dream about motorboating her … Continue reading →

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Pokies are Ageless

Posted on January 9, 2019 by Mr. Pokies

There are about a million stories out there about Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs. An no wonder, they are perfectly succulent. This despite the fact that she’s 53 years old. I think it’s time we acknowledge that she will be hot until … Continue reading →

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Giada De Laurentiis Nipples Defy the Laws of Physics

Posted on December 21, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

I could’ve sworn somewhere on this vast, 10 year-old site I had covered (uncovered?) Giada De Laurentiis. But search as I might, I see nada. She’s more than just a pretty face; she should be studied by scientists. Because her … Continue reading →

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Amber Heard Pokies Make Me Cry For My Mamma

Posted on December 20, 2018 by Mr. Pokies

Brace yourselves, cause I’m about to say something stupid: Amber Heard’s pokies are probably the best ever. Nothing wrong with her boobs, of course, and her nipples deserve an award. But when you combine these yummy things with those eyes, … Continue reading →