Category Archives: Celebrity Pokies

If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!

Nancy Mace Shows the Political Value of Boobs

There are many jobs out there where I think boobs help a lady.

For instance, being a Hooter’s waitress. I’m 100% positive gals with great tits get better tips than those who don’t. Not that attitude and service won’t help.

Believe it or not, I think that’s true for politicians too. I’m sure there are lots of old perverts within the Republican part who love staring at Nancy Mace’s boobs.

And hey, she love the attention. “A vote’s a vote. Pick me and I’ll flash you nipples and cleavage all day.” I’m sure these are thoughts popping through her brain.

It is hotly debated whether those boobies are natural or bolt-on. I guess I’m trending towards enhanced, just because she’s like 46 years old, has had two kids, and her massive milkers stand too high and tight to believe they haven’t had help.

I think she does a fair job of playing peek-a-boo with the nipples. She doesn’t waltz around braless, flashing her headlights constantly, and thus doesn’t receive criticism about it. But I do think she strategically unleashes those pokies on occasion, which garners quite a bit of attention.

So I have collected for you here a vast array of nipple (and cleavage) photos of South Carolina’s bustiest congresswoman.

Nice pokies in this blue dress, maybe it was cold outside?

The cleavage is getting crazy big in this blouse, especially with her buttons popped open. I bet her boobies were jiggling all over the place as she stomped through the hall with the reporters.

It’s not unusual to find delicious photos like this of Nancy’s nipples. You have to wonder if these girls of hers are pointy enough to poke an eye out.

She really does have a massive rack…

Big boobs and a sneaky nipple in this pink dress…

Kind of makes me think of Ivanka

Elizabeth Olsen Shows Her Superhuman Boobs

Every now and then I run across a famous babe with nice boobs and I realize “Holy crap, I have never posted about her on BralesBlog!”

Most of you already know I have a thing for superheroines. I still have a poster of Lynda Carter on the back of my bathroom door just so I can keep an eye on her while I go number two.

I’m not sure who I liked more as Catwoman, Halle Berry or Anne Hathaway.

So it’s quite a surprise that I haven’t ogled Elizabeth Olsen’s boobs before.

Word on the street is that she has not gotten a boob job. It’s pretty cool how the Marvel folks realized just how delicious an asset that cleavage was, and made her uniform cut/fit in a way that emphasized them.

Because I’m awesome, I’ve dug up a few braless and pokies photos of Elizabeth, and even a video or two.

She married a musician a few years ago, so she’s technically off the market. But I don’t think that will last, cause he’s sort of effeminate and she is going to be daydreaming about a manly man such as myself before long. So I’ll just hang in there until she and her boobs can be my valentine.

Update:
I couldn’t help but add this shot of Elizabeth on the red carpet with her braless boobs hanging out.

And one more – hahaha, it’s so funny when I stun people with my big, beautiful, braless boobs!

Update 2:
I’m getting quite a hint of pokie nipples in these red dress photos

Update 3:
Oh my lord. You have to see this video. Elizabeth is on a talk show, and for whatever reason, over the course of a few seconds/minutes, her nipples harden underneath her white shirt. Is she cold? Does she get aroused? She is gorgeous and her boobs are irresistable.

Update 4:
Another pic of Elizabeth in her famous braless dress…

Update 5
Elizabeth blows us a kiss with her braless boobs on full display in this keyhole dress!

Ana de Armas Says Her Nipples Need Friction

I first noticed little Cuban hunny Ana De Armas in the movie Knives Out.

I admit that her boobs are not the typical massive mammaries I tend to fixate on. But not unlike Jennifer Aniston, Ana’s nipples seem to be constantly hard.

And the good news is, her little b-cups are so unburdensome that she runs around braless 100% of the time. Ladies with big bazookas need to be kind of intentional about unleashing their girls. But Ana can feel free to toss her bra without fear of blacking one of her eyes or having the PTA sue her for perversity.

Yes, Ana’s butt is an A+. And she is drop-dead gorgeous, with the pretties face this side of Marilyn Monroe. And if her boobs were incredible, I wouldn’t be talking about her here on BB. But WOW how cute is her accent?! I think it was in No Time to Die where she played an adorable spy with a dress cut all the way down to her belly-button where I fell in love with her.

Never fear, her nipples are mind-breaking too. She’s done a number of topless scenes, including in Blade Runner 2049. My face was so close to the screen while I was watching her nipples in that movie that my eyes were permanently damaged.

You can see the outline of her nipples very clearly in a number of these photos. A little bit of friction, and the next thing ya know they are on display!

And of course there’s the nipslip pics where you can just barely see those raspberry colored yumyums.

Update:
It might be her accent that turns me on the most. Or maybe her perkiness?

Here’s a candid picture of her at the beach in a swimsuit with pokie nipples. Must be cold out there!

Here’s Why Mckayla Maroney’s Braless Boobs are Thirsty

It’s definitely time that we cover Mckayla Maroney.

Not like “cover” her. If anything, we want to uncover her. I mean like talk about her here on BB and look at her and moan about her.

She has been extra thirsty lately. By that I mean she has been posting photos all over social media of her scantily clad and looking like she was a good bangin’.

The photo of her in the tiny little black athletic shorts and the sports bra with her cute b (or c) cup boobies squashed up and her pokies showing? Yep, thirsty.

She knows what she’s doing. She needs the attention. She craves it. I have a theory about that. Wait, before we get to that…

Like this little gold silk dress where it’s hanging halfway open down to her bellybutton and she’s braless and her nipples are prominently poking out? Uh, yeah. Does it get any more thirsty than this?

She used to be a gymnastics star. Now she’s bored. She basically has nothing to do. She was in some kind of car insurance commercial awhile back where she fake-vaulted up onto a roof, and did some sexy come-hither looks at the camera. That made her a few bucks, but it didn’t keep her attention for long.

Now she likes to “workout” for her fans, which involves stuffing herself into some incredibly tight yoga pants that threaten to give her a cameltoe and then snapping a photo of herself in the gym mirror after she has pinched the bejezus out of her nipples so they stand at attention in order to get more likes.

See how this works?

She recently went through a whole celebrity leak thing where some of her private nude photos showed up. And yeah, I have them, and yeah, her little body is blessed by the gods.

You have to wonder if she is secretly glad her stuff go leaked. She wants people to check out her perverted nudeness, but she doesn’t really want to be blamed for it because she might not get mainstream work if she is.

Here’s what I think is going to happen. I think she is going to start an onlyfans page. I think she will end up humping random objects and filming herself doing dirty things in the shower for money. I wish she would hump me, but that’s a tale for another day.

Clearly she will do well. She loves her body. Every time she dangles that cleavage around, the internet goes wild, and she gets off on the attention. I kind of think she is a hornball.

She is 26 years old these days. Her gymnastics career is way behind her. Turns out she was on the 2012 Olympic team. Dang, that was a long time ago. She was in the spotlight, lots of media attention, now she has to water her grass and shop for groceries and life just seems boring in comparison.

While I was at it, I updated the Paige Spiranac post with some boobies. Annnd I added some stuff to Haley Atwell’s section because… yum.