All you have to do is search for LeAnn Rimes and you’ll see we’ve covered her before. Which is a good thing, cause sometimes she likes to go without much coverage if you know what I mean. Here she is with the front of her black dress gaping open to expose one nearly perfect, proud, perky boob. And no, I cannot explain what that guy on the LH side of the photo is doing or why his hair looks like that.

I’m looking at all the LeAnn Rimes posts (like <-- that one) that I've done in the past, and I'm thinking: 1) she doesn't wear a bra very often 2) I'm gonna have to stop being so lazy and give her her own category here on bralessblog I heard recently that she went into the nuthouse. Er, excuse me, the rehabilitation clinic. This was for fruit loop addiction, or exhaustion, or some such thing. That's a shame, because I'm pretty sure she got married not too long ago (remember - to that dude she cheated on her husband with?) and I'm sure hubby is going to miss that curvy bony girl being in bed next to him. LeAnn is one of those girls who has big A-cups, or maybe B-cups, and wears them proudly. She was probably all constrained and forced to sing gospel for the first 13 years of her life, and when she finally burst out of the closet she was like DAMN! I'M GONNA THROW THIS COOCHIE AROUND! So she probably bears watching. If you're ever at a party where LeAnn is (happens all the time to me), you won't have to slip her a roofie or clamp some pad soaked in you know what over her mouth to get her going like the energizer bunny.

I don’t know why I’m so nice to all of you. You click on my stuff, and send me harassing notes, and do basically nothing but aggravate me. To celebrate my grumpiness, we will look at some famous boobies. I suspect that by staring at the bosom of LeAnn Rimes, I will be soothed, relaxed, transcended. Let’s see…

Nope, didn’t work. I’m just horny. I guess that’s better than nothing.

I have no explanation for the stretch marks on her boobicles. I don’t think she’s ever had a baby, but seriously I’m not babe-o-pedia or anything. Maybe she used to have a boob job, and then she had the implants pulled out. But I don’t think so. Any way, who cares. What she lacks in skin perfection, she makes up for with pocketbook and those eerily blue eyes.

Plus, she cold sing in the shower. Maybe yodel, like while I um soaped her up. That would be fine. I would splish splash a little too much, and she would bat those eyelashes, and those blue eyes would captivate me just before I stuck my nose between her slightly scarred up girlz and gave them a rather serious motorboatin. I wonder how tall she is. Answer: tall enough.