Happy Labor Day to you, if you happen to live in the United States where we get random holidays for no reason. Let’s celebrate. We’ll go with some relatively artsy-fartsy stuff today, to make up for my stinky armpits, beer squirts, and general lack of sophistication in the non-virtual world.

This chick is standing on a helicopter because – well, why not? If you had a body like that, not only would you also wear a strappy thing that shows off your navel in a color like gray so that your giant nipples would poke out, you would also rock some wacky high-tops, some zip-off cargo pants, and a faux fur hoodie. Judging by her abs, this gal did not eat as many cherry pop-tarts as I did today. That’s good, cause when she jumps out of that helicopter, she’s going to want to be as light as possible.

Hey bay-beh, it’s me. The Braless Mastermind. Just call me BM for short. I’ve been staring I mean appreciating you all day. Would you mind shucking your jeans off? Mmm, thanks. Now how about tossing that bra of yours over the porch rail? What’s that, you say you just clobbered somebody on the head with a size-DD Victoria’s Secret projectile? No worries. If they come stomping up here banging on the door, you can answer it dressed just like that, and I suspect they will be 100% speechless. I am pretty sure your pokies could cut glass, and my oh my what a wonderful day it is.

Still need more artsy stuff? I know, I know. You can’t get enough. Your therapist has a phrase for this, but let’s not worry about it right now. Let’s just enjoy this photo, shall we? Wow, what a beauty. Here she stands in this flowing dress with her pouty lips and her perky nips. (Hey, I think I’m rhyming.) Even through the halo of light glinting off her hair, and the carefully constructed bokeh effect which blurs the area outside of our focus, I can’t help but think dirty thoughts. Such as, hmm I wonder if she’s wearing any panties, and if not when is she going to climb on that bike seat? If she were to unbutton that little dress and then bounce around on that bike, I’m reasonably confident I would have an immediate wet dream.

Speaking of art, you know the Mona Lisa right? This girl’s smile reminded me of the Mona Lisa. I think for centuries people have started at that painting trying to understand that little half-smile, and wondering what the secret was. In the case of our cute red-head here, I think we already know. In fact, she has a couple of apparent, very dirty secrets. She is way too busty to be going braless like that. She unsnapped the crotch of her lingerie. And last but not least, she isn’t wearing any panties. Wow what a hunny. I’m picturing those red lips doing all kinds of dirty things today.

It’s time to roll out some sweater pokies. In the wintertime, it’s easy for the dedicated pervert to get a little depressed. The babes get cold and they cover up, and we can’t see the goodies that we need to see. Sweater pokies are that ray of hope. They tells us the boobies are still there, even when put up for the cold weather.

And what’s more, they tells us some naughty women like to swing braless, even when it’s cold. In the summer, I’m sure bras are hot and sweaty, but you would think having a little extra insulation on the girls would be a good thing when the frost bites.

Some sweaters are thicker than others. It can be hard to poke out of a sweater, but we all know there are nipples out there that are a testament to diamonds cutting glass.

Several stages beyond sweaters are raincoats. Dang kid, if you ever see raincoat pokies ya better run. That girls probably has protrusions that would chip your teeth.

I’ll admit, many of these photos don’t look very winter-ish. I’m not too worried, none of us want SAD (seasonal affective disorder). Staring at these boobs will be good for us!