Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?
I think I am starting to realize that the reason guys go to carshows is NOT to see car stuff. I went to a spring carshow a few weeks ago and I was surprised to see that all of the commercialized stuff – the car care products, the performance parts companies, even the well-known tire companies – hire “spokespeople” to mingle with the crowd. The term “spokespeople” in this case means “scantily dressed women with their boobs hanging out.” Also, there was a bikini contest that almost (I mean it was || that close) turned into a flash-a-thon. Maybe I need to get myself a job as a spokesperson…
First of all, I have nothing against girls with fake boobs. I might spruce mine up some day myself. Second of all, if I had very nice fake boobs and I was famous, I’m sure I would be tempted to show them off. But give me a break, Danni Minogue apparently only wears a bra when she exercises with a pogo stick.
Time ravages everyone’s body. Some people fare better than others, take Diane Lane for instance. One of the world’s favorite pop stars Mariah Carey has probably lived a fairly hard life. By the that I don’t mean that she has to gather vegetables all day while lugging around 5 kids with a baby suckling each breast. I am just saying all the partying and bouncing around with no bra has taken it’s toll. Having said that, I still can’t stop looking at her boobs, can you?
