Allow me to give the ladies some advice. Want to get bunches of attention? Make sure you are:
a) blonde
b) tall
c) have long, tan legs
d) wear short shorts
e) have c-cup boobs (or larger)
f) wear a tank top, preferrably one short enough to expose your bronze, flat tummy
g) don’t wear a bra
It is hard for us to do anything but twitch and mew like little kittens when we shots like this of Heidi Montag. Actually, I heard that one time Montag sat on a Maytag, engaged the spin cycle, and mewed like a kitten. But that is an orgasmic story for another day, ahem.
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As far as we know, Eva Amurri is famous mostly only because she is Susan Sarandon’s daughter. She looks a lot like Susan, only younger and hotter. As many of you boobie aficionados know, Susan Sarandon is well-stacked, and it follows that her daughter would also be well endowed.
Hardy-har-har-har. Let’s mess around with Mike’s head and send him pictures of our boobs, shall we? Then when he wakes up at night dreaming of blue eyes and tanned cleavage, shazam!, I’m the sweat on his brow. PBE thinks she’s funny but she’s not. Makes me horny and slightly more demented.
