Excuse us for saying so, but Brooke Burke has to be the hottest milf that has ever been half naked on the beach walked the earth. Check out those legs, man, her body is enough to bring tears to our eyes. There might be two people on the entire face of the earth that do not think she is hot, and they are freaks who should be banished to outer space. Even women think Brooke is hot (chime in anytime you want, Christy). She is probably credited for turning gay men straight and straight women lesbian.
Time ravages everyone’s body. Some people fare better than others, take Diane Lane for instance. One of the world’s favorite pop stars Mariah Carey has probably lived a fairly hard life. By the that I don’t mean that she has to gather vegetables all day while lugging around 5 kids with a baby suckling each breast. I am just saying all the partying and bouncing around with no bra has taken it’s toll. Having said that, I still can’t stop looking at her boobs, can you?
Heidi Montag‘s stomach is so flat, it makes you wonder if she’s had surgery, or is just some kind of genetic superfreak. Skinny girls with big boobs tend to turn heads. When they stuff themselves into little white bikinis with their pokies peeking out, blamo, watch out for a riot.
Tara Reid was cute before she got the boob job, and now that she has it, she seems to be absolutely shameless. I guess I would be too, but she sure does flash a lot of pokies.
