Christy was going to make this post, but after seeing these photos, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity. In terms of some level of dialogue, I’m afraid our readers will be disappointed since I’m basically left speechless. These are some very large, very braless melons. I especially like the way she fishes around down in her suit as if she lost her bracelet in her pants and it is irritating her crotch. Why is it that none of the models look like this when I go to carshows?
My, my, my. Through a wonderful gift of genetics, this pretty blonde is able to eat hot dogs and yo-ho’s and still take it all off in a proud display of flesh in front of the camera. The bikini she has on (and the lighting she is draped in) is no match for the heft of those pokeys. If there are any babies in the vicinity, better not let them see a nozzle like that!
This photo of Elizabeth Berkley was probably taken a few years ago as a promotion for her near-pornographic movie Showgirls. We saw it. We liked it. But we kept it on mute.
Looking at her body, we can tell that Pamela Anderson is no spring chicken anymore. This is in contrast of course to my god-like perfection which I occasionally display to mere mortals by flexing in the bars and clubs on Saturday nights. But I digress. We’ve reported on her nipplish activities before (visit the Pamela Anderson tribute page if you wish). Yes, we know the nature of this blog, but we just can’t help but comment on her waist and that tight little white package squeezed up in that bikini bottom. Ahhh, her golden hair, her golden tan, if only she had not been defiled by Tommy Lee, we would nominate her for president.
