Author Archives: Mr. Pokies

Kristy Swanson’s Braless Boobs Make Me Sigh

Although she’s 49 years old now, you may remember Kristy Swanson (and her braless boobs) from a few years ago. I guess most people would remember her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Not me, though. I remember her from the … Continue reading

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Sarah Silverman Wants Your Attention on her Boobs

Sarah Silverman has boobs, and she wants you to know it. Some chicks don’t mind showing them off, but they are very selective. They don’t want any “creeps” to be staring at them. Sarah ain’t that way. God gave her … Continue reading

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Pokies are Ageless

There are about a million stories out there about Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs. An no wonder, they are perfectly succulent. This despite the fact that she’s 53 years old. I think it’s time we acknowledge that she will be hot until … Continue reading

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Braless Updates FTW

Hey old fogies, here’s a tip: FTW means “for the win” in cool dude speak. No huge or prolific posts today. I’ve been trying to get caught up on special requests folks have sent in via my contact page and … Continue reading

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Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs vs Hineyhole

Although I’ve mentioned her before, Chrissy Teigen has only gotten hotter in the intervening 5 years or so. I promise you, this girl is 100% au naturale. No silicone, no saline. She occasionally has a case of the mom boobs, … Continue reading

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Giada De Laurentiis Nipples Defy the Laws of Physics

I could’ve sworn somewhere on this vast, 10 year-old site I had covered (uncovered?) Giada De Laurentiis. But search as I might, I see nada. She’s more than just a pretty face; she should be studied by scientists. Because her … Continue reading

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