Hello there, young lady on the porch. Is it morning time, and did you just wake up braless in your jammies? Or are you a naughty girl poking your perkies out in the afternoon while the camera’s watchful eye watches so closely? Why are the Kleenex out, have you been sneezing, or spilling your drink, or perhaps touching yourself which has caused your nipples to stand at attention? Hmmm, we sure do love the girls next door.
Sweater stretchers are good to see.
They are fit for you and me.
When they wear no bra on top
it makes me wish I was a cop.
So I could say “STOP RIGHT THERE”
and run my fingers through her hair
and tell her sweaters and nips
are even better than fish and chips.
-Legendary prose by KingMike (thank you for the applause, line forms to the rear)
Alright! This looks like my kind of bar. Check out what’s hanging from the clothesline overhead. What’s the deal, you give up your bra and get free drinks all night? Is this in anywhere closeby, and is it ever visited by Spring Breakers? I, uh, may need to visit.
I think I am starting to realize that the reason guys go to carshows is NOT to see car stuff. I went to a spring carshow a few weeks ago and I was surprised to see that all of the commercialized stuff - the car care products, the performance parts companies, even the well-known tire companies - hire “spokespeople” to mingle with the crowd. The term “spokespeople” in this case means “scantily dressed women with their boobs hanging out.” Also, there was a bikini contest that almost (I mean it was || that close) turned into a flash-a-thon. Maybe I need to get myself a job as a spokesperson…
First of all, I have nothing against girls with fake boobs. I might spruce mine up some day myself. Second of all, if I had very nice fake boobs and I was famous, I’m sure I would be tempted to show them off. But give me a break, Danni Minogue apparently only wears a bra when she exercises with a pogo stick.
Personality can make a woman beautiful. Some girls need more help than others. Playboy’s Kendra Wilkinson could be a real bitch and still turn heads from across the room. But she is a real delight. Her disposition shows through in pictures like this (um, kind of like her pokies). She’s also fun to watch on the Girls Next Door TV show.
Might as well go completely amateur today. It just feels like that’s what we need. Something fresh and unspoiled and nearly innocent. Not completely innocent, as in “wow, are these things boobies?” More like, “hey, are you really staring at my pokies?”
It is just too bad we can’t see this hunny’s head. I feel certain her face is as pretty as her cleavage. Warm summertime days and endless joy-filled nights should mean plent of pretty braless sundress action. Maybe she will return for more?
I continue to be amazed by the size of Uma Thurman’s boobs. Where do those things come from, outer space? Did the astronauts run across them as they serviced the international space station and bring them back so that could perch themselves on top of her sexy ribcage? Don’t mean to be mean, but Uma has always been a bit of a “Butter Head” for me. I think it’s the nose. But hey, she’s rich, she’s famous, and she has perfectly enjoyable melons capped with perfectly pokie nipples, so let’s post her up, shall we?
