You probably don’t know who Eliza Doolittle is. I sure didn’t. But as you’ll see, she’s one of those skinny girls with big natural boobies, and heck there should be a law that requires her to run around braless. Even though she is not legally obligated to do so (yet), here we see Eliza squirting around in a tiny little white tanktop with the boobies flyin. She has paired this with a well textured skirt, and a coat with a fur hood that probably costs more than my car. Of course, 1982 Dodge Omni’s don’t really go for much these days, I’m just sayin. The sideboob shot is so delicious it gives me pause. One, two, three. Count that in your head. That’s how long it took me to play a fake, feeble little movie in my head that involved me motor-boating Eliza’s cleavage and then… well, doing more perverted things.
Eliza is a 23 year old songwriter from the UK. She does some modeling. I’d be happy to take some dirty cell phone pics of her in a sleazy motel off the interstate, but first I have to convince her that bad poor boys with buck teeth are trustworthy. Hey, I have a big belt buckle, I’m badass.
We’ve been through a few other “eliza” gals over the years, including Elizabeth Berkley, and Liz Hurley. I’ll have to think about which is my fave.
