Emmy Rossum is the smiliest 25 year old actress / singer that you’ve never heard of. That’s ok, because she’s rather cute when she smiles. Emmy is pretty buttoned-down, at least until she has a few drinks and waltzes out onto the red carpet. At that point, all inhibitions float away, as does her bra apparently. Here we see her in a very fashionable, dramatic, and classy dress that is thankfully punctuated by some bralessness. Thank you Emmy, for making us look twice. At first glance we thought, bah, just another Hollywooder who is a member of the screen actors guild and too stuck up to get a lil loose and party. Then we saw that you are running the girls free and your satin dress is very clingy and BLAM! we were starstruck. Emmy is or at least was doing Phantom of the Opera, which means the stuff she sings isn’t like the hip-hop and getting jiggy wif it stuff you’re used to. Opera is great, you should try it. Maybe while you’re in the shower? We would zoom out a bit and show Emmy pretty little legs too, but we can’t get enough of her made up face and bouncy chest.
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Braless Women 4
Let’s get right to it, shall we?
Ya look at some ladies and think, dang she is made for making babies. And if not for making babies, at least looking at and drooling over. This blondie, with her her daisy dukes, and her frilly purple halter top, and her puffy nipples – errt. Whoa. Stop right there. Did you say puffies? Yessirree bob, not only is she braless and maniacally hot, she is sporting some nips that defy all Euclidian geometry.

Reminds me a bit of this tubetop gal who may be in the top 10 fan favorites of all time.
On to lady number two, who is sporting a few sun spots in the cleavage, and a pair that is pointing just slightly south of perky. Hey, it can be excused, thanks to the dee-lish gray tanktop and the un-deeniable pokies. The little heart pendant might chip my tooth when I dove in there to get a little nip and taste, but I need some dental work anyway. Notice I did not say I need a dental dam. That is a different need, and I’d have to see just how clean she looks below da belt before I could decide on such a necessity.

If I had to guess, babe number 3 hails from some 90’s semi-porno shoot where she ended up taking the rest off and doing one of those y-maneuvers with her fingers to show off the um lips. You know what I’m talking about, you dirty perverts. She tosses those girls around haphazardly with a tanktop made of such thin material it just doesn’t stand a chance of making it through the boobie war.

Braless Women
Some miscellaneous braless women for us today…
Here we have a young lady perched on a table, no bra in sight. Her abs are like a 6-pack, maybe a 7-pack. Clearly, she’s jacked up there holding on for some photographer thinking “hurry up, fool, the corner of this table is digging into my anal cavity.” Meanwhile, the photographer is thinking “she is okay looking, her abs are rock hard, but if I can just get her to shift around a bit I can get a look at those fabulous boobies.”

Other than the hair dangling in her face, this braless chicka is a hottie. We’ll forgive her for the hair thing, based on the photo it’s probably safe to assume it was done for effect. I like the top, I think it should be standard issue for all cute blonde chicks with boobs that are bigger than b-cup. Hey, what the heck, make that a-cup.

These are the kind of boobies that make me dream of motorboating. Not perfectly circular, like fake ones filled with silicone. Sort of banana-like, and oblong, and very inviting. I picture them as lavendar scented. And the gal would say something like, there you go sweetie, get your nose in there and slop ’em back and forth.

Kaley Cuoco Tennis Pokies
In the grand spirit of our tennis pokies, which by all rights should include other perverse sections like general sports pokies, or more more specific Jelena Dokic pokies, we present to you (drr-dr-drrrr trumpet sounding) Kaley Cuoco hammering the little green fuzzy tennis ball with yummy b-cup boobies falling out of the tanktop. I especially like that last photo, where the sunlight is shining down her top, highlighting those perky/sweaty gals while the nips stare on stoically. I have never seen Kaley on TV because my set still has rabbit ears and even the cone of tinfoil only allows me to get wheel of fortune on special nights. But I hear she’s on the show Big Bang Theory, which is quite the coincidence, because I could thoroughly enjoy a big bang with such a cutie. That little tennis skirt she’s wearing is doing me lots of favors, very distracting, with the tight little legs and the glowing 26-year-old yummy thighs. This is a great country to embrace such a great sport, isn’t it? I think women’s tennis is now my favorite sport. It used to be women’s gymnastics. I see we’ve never, er boned up on women’s gymnastics, which is a condition I should rectify immediately. Right after I finish undressing Kaley, this perfect little tennis hottie, with my eyes and my mouse.
I think I like the lesbianic scene the best.
What I really need is a woman. Like, a real live one who talks and stuff. But the second priority is to find one as blonde and cute as Kaley, so I can take her out to a tennis court and see something phenomenal like this in person. Course, with my luck, she would probably wear a turtleneck and long pants and maybe even some latex gloves to avoid being contaminated by my… awesomeness.






