I know, it’s not really a wedding dress. She isn’t the bride, just a participant. Sorry, my wedding terminology is not so great. She is cute and ritzy and blonde and uh erect. Little do all of the onlookers realize, women all get hot and bothered at weddings, but a give them a few years after the wedding and good luck getting some action.
If you have photos of an authentic bride in an authentic wedding dress (special request: white satin) with some serious pokies, you better contact me. I will post your pics right here and you will be instantly as rich and famous as I am.
Holy crap, Batman. Kelly Rippa is ripped. She must workout like a fiend. She would be the next Weight Watchers spokesman, but a) she’s so busy doing Electrolux commercials she has no extra time, b) she would be accused of being anorexic and have no connection whatsoever to the pudgy audience she was trying to reach. I don’t mind here age, I like her body (especially those big pythons she’s sporting), but seriously man… the belly button thing has me freaked out. I can just imagine taking her to some swanky restaurant or party and she’s in a silky dress and the light is just right and bystanders start to wonder if she has a little peepee sticking out of her flat tummy. I’m not trying to be cruel, or an A-hole, I’m just saying. That is a big prominent belly button and I try not to look at it myself.
I’ve had my eye on LeAnn Rimes since way back in 2006. She seems like a sweet gal. Plus, she has an interesting chest. Sorry, this is just the way I am – a guy who notices girls who go braless. LeAnn recently did some kind of press release or maybe it was an interview where she talked about having psoriasis. The thought of getting down and dirty with little LeAnn and getting kind of scratched up or flaked on by rough skin patches is less than awesome. But still, she is might dang cute isn’t she? One time I had a girlfriend I was dating who was drop-dead gorgeous but she had bad breath. I mean like consistent halitosis. She would brush her teeth, fix her hair, spray her perfume on, give me a kiss, and gross me out. I still dated her for awhile. Some things are forgivable.
I know it seems like I’m a little obsessed about Sofia Milos. It’s hard not to like a Milf with great boobies. She is such a chipper little cheerleader. Every time I see her she has a big grin on her face. No gothic frowns or grumbles from this lil ms sunshine. She manages to turn this blouse and skirt into a sensual exploration of her sexy body. I bet if I took her to the pool, she would wear a one piece swimsuit and every dude in the place would drop their jaw and drool. You don’t need a thong when you have Milos action. Of course I could wear a thong, but when I do that it chafes my cheeks.
