Listen up, boys. I can post photos with the best of them. I have a fondness for being able to saunter through the market downtown on a warm afternoon and see women who are full of life and happiness braless and free. These two photos make me think of those excellent times.

Personally, I think if you are wearing a bikini, and I can see your nips, you are braless. And so. I qualify chicks in white biknis with their pokies poking as bralessblogworthy.

7) She is pretty.
Call us shallow, but we like pretty girls more than we like ugly ones.
6) She looks inebriated.
Suspicious glow to the cheeks. Dark pub-like background in the photo. Drunk pretty girls are even more fun than sober pretty girls (we learned this in college).
5) We like her halter top.
Halter tops are great. Very minimalist, not wasteful. If we all did away with sleeves and straps, think of how much material we would save, and how much better off the environment would be. And that material is very thin – less waste!
4) Nice bellybutton.
So her abs aren’t ripped, so what. Everyone that has ripped abs, please raise your hand. See, bunch of beer-swilling, cheescake nibbling goobers got no business commenting on the extra 0.75 lbs she’s packed on eating Weight Watchers deserts while watching Gray’s Anatomy. We don’t like outies, she has an innie, she qualifies.
3) Stance.
We’re glad she’s not in a military uniform (not that there’s anything wrong with a hot chick in a military uniform), but the way she’s standing – so proud, so firm – makes us think of the STARS AND STRIPES, and hot dogs, and the 4th of July, and rolling around on a blanket naked picnics.
2) The general illusion.
She makes us think of girlfriends who are very concerned about their partner’s (frequent) sexual satisfaction, like to bring home new sextoys once per week, never yell at us about taking the trash out, don’t have a mother who likes to visit, and tend to shop with their own credit cards. We understand such a woman does not exist, but looking at her angelic face and uh the rest of her, for just a brief moment in time, we believe its possible.
1) She is braless.
Oooh, boy, is she braless. She defines the word braless. Look up braless in Wikipedia or Webster’s, and you may very well see a photo of this girl demonstrating the correct method. And the shape, the very contour of her condition is most magnificent. No slackers here. Go for the gusto, that’s what we always say. Beam your headlights around the world, be free, be pokie.

Wow, what can we say??  From the pink cellphone to the very prominent pokies, this braless lady is really strutting her stuff.  Would you say she is 35?  40?  Is she old enough to qualify as a milf?  Being the busom experts that we are, we detect just a bit of droop in this rack (not that there is anything wrong with that), and are left slightly suspicious that she has had some work done by a guy in a white coat.