Tila Tequila was crowned the official queen of myspace. I crown her my official braless babe of March 2009. Any chick who will strut/bounce braless down a public street in a thin, white, v-neck t-shirt whilst paparazzi are clicking away is awesome. Her boos are awesome. Her smile is awesome. I would marry her, but she is from Vietnam and I think my country made war on hers once.

Seriously, Mariah Carey deserves her own horde of websites devoted just to her boobies. She is probably a good singer, but no man and few women can concentrate on her singing if she is dangling things like this out the front of her dress. Once upon a time, Mariah probably didn’t have implants and didn’t flash cleavage, and people thought she sounded like an angel.

Tiffani Amber Thiessen is almost a bratpack babe these days. Makes me feel a little old to think back to 90210 when she was young and perky and wrinkle free. Was that 1994? Dang, I’m surprised I still have hair on my head. She is still looking pretty fine. I’m not sure what got into her and convinced her to wear such a suggestive dress open all the way to her belly-button, with those beauties so readily accessible. But me likee 🙂

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I first saw Thandie Newton in the movie Crash in 2004. Since then she’s been in bunches of stuff. I specifically remember watching her in that first movie and being helpless to take my eyes off her wonderful boobies. It’s been years, but if you guys remember a scene in the movie where she is in some lingerie or something and looking deelish, please write and remind me. Pokie alert in the 1st pic. Ahem.