If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!
Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?
First of all, I have nothing against girls with fake boobs. I might spruce mine up some day myself. Second of all, if I had very nice fake boobs and I was famous, I’m sure I would be tempted to show them off. But give me a break, Danni Minogue apparently only wears a bra when she exercises with a pogo stick.
Personality can make a woman beautiful. Some girls need more help than others. Playboy‘s Kendra Wilkinson could be a real bitch and still turn heads from across the room. But she is a real delight. Her disposition shows through in pictures like this (um, kind of like her pokies). She’s also fun to watch on the Girls Next Door TV show.
I continue to be amazed by the size of Uma Thurman’s boobs. Where do those things come from, outer space? Did the astronauts run across them as they serviced the international space station and bring them back so that could perch themselves on top of her sexy ribcage? Don’t mean to be mean, but Uma has always been a bit of a “Butter Head” for me. I think it’s the nose. But hey, she’s rich, she’s famous, and she has perfectly enjoyable melons capped with perfectly pokie nipples, so let’s post her up, shall we?
