Hi Guys and Gals. The crazy boys of BralessBlog have asked me to help bring a breath of fresh air to the website, so for the next little while, I’ll be popping in and out and acting as a guest blogger.

You may find that the things I offer you, the readers, is slightly different from what the other perverts guys offer. To put it more plainly, compared to “Mr. Pokies” and friends, I will much less frequently be dropping a few photos on you and writing one or two sentences such as “Wow, dude, check out her nipples.”

I won’t claim to be more sophisticated than they are. Just more talented. Hahahahahahaha.

Mike, one of the “Mr. Pokies” guys, may end up divorcing himself from the group and posting here under a different Admin name. At any rate, he has presented a few questions to me saying all of our readers will want to know X. Allow me to answer a few of the (anticipated) most frequently asked questions directed towards me…
1) How big are your boobs?
I’m tempted to say “mind your own business”, but I’ll be cooperative and say large B or small C.
2) How many bras do you own?
Approximately one meeeeelion bras.
3) Are you hot?
Yep.
4) Do you have a website?
I have a few websites. I will very reluctantly provide you with a link to one of my most mundane and my most recent…

I will probably regret posting that link and come back and edit it out, we’ll see.
5) Are you married?
Currently single. Don’t get your hopes up.
6) Do I make your HORNY BABY?
Funny, Mike. You day job is a comedian, right? Maybe you should try a penis pump.
7) What do you drive?
Only a guy would ask this question! I drive a Volvo station wagon. And no snide remarks about me being a soccer mom – I have kids but currently no soccer players.
8) Tell us about the last time you went braless (no boring stories please, bedtime does not count)…I went to the dry cleaners last week to pick a dress up, and I happened to run in there wearing a tube top with no bra. The little Indian guy behind the counter was having a very hard time focusing on anything except my chest.
9) Have you ever had dirty thoughts about me?
Sheesh, give it a rest, Mike! To answer your question, I have had dirty thoughts about almost everybody. So don’t think of yourself as being in special company.
10) Anything else you would like to tell us?
As a prim and proper but kinky lady who also happens to always keep an eye on commerce, I’ll plug Nikki’s website because a) I think she’s hot, b) maybe she’ll give me a commission.

We feel sorry for Camille who had such a hard time trying to purchase a strapless bra. Hey, what’s wrong with padded bras? Anyway, our solution to this type of problem would of course involve going braless!

Thursday, March 15, 2007
  Bras
Current mood:  aggravated
Category: Fashion, Style, Shopping
I had to buy a strapless bra recently. I’m going on vacation very soon and I have been buying a lot of sun dresses to wear — I’ll be in Belize, so I’m hoping that sun dresses are appropriate — but I needed a new strapless bra. My old strapless bra had some problems. One of the cups got smushed somehow, so it looked like I had been punched in the boob when I wore it. That wasn’t going to work on my fancy vacation.

What does a girl do when she needs a new bra? She goes to Victoria’s Secret. I still had part of a gift certificate left over from Christmas, so the outrageous prices there weren’t going to stop me. I went to the mall near where I work, which unfortunately has a small VS. I didn’t have a lot of time — lunch hour — so I had to enlist the help of the salesman who was working that day. Yes, they had a salesman on the floor — an oddity at any VS store. I told him what I wanted. Most importantly, I didn’t want a padded strapless bra. Just a regular one. This narrowed my choices considerably. He showed me to a rather shiny, golden-hued padded bra. Oh, but these were removable gel pads, and I didn’t have any other choices in this store.

First of all, I do not want a shiny bra. I do not need anyone to see my bra glisten underneath my nearly transparent white dress. Secondly, hello! Even with the gel pads removed the bra still felt like my memory foam matress cover. Why has VS turned into the padded bra superstore? Why is it so difficult to find a comfortable, nice-looking bra which doesn’t pushup, plunge or invisibly add a size?  Plus, I need one of two colors for my bra – flesh or black. That pretty much covers it for me. Sure, I have a lavendar one because it is pretty, but I almost never wear it because I don’t have a ton of lavender clothes and it shows under the white clothes, which I do have a lot of. VS is a field of colors and patterns. Now you can not only get a vivid color on the outside of your bra, but the inside, in addition to being highly padded, comes with an animal print fabric!

All I can figure is that the world is populated with whores and I just missed the memo. Some women out there might be saying now, “but I need a padded bra to make my blah, blah outfit look better.” Well then, the padded bra should be the exception in the store, not the rule, for those outfits which just cry out for a little extra boob.

I did eventually find an okay bra at the larger VS store in the mall farther away. It was in their Pink line, which as far as I can tell is geared at teenage girls. At least my gift certificate is used up.  Next time I get one, I think I stick to the panties. But don’t get me started on those.
 

In some circles, there is a debate about whether Ms. Mariah Carey has boobs which are all natural, or whether she has had a little work done on the girls.

Either way, WOW, are we glad she enjoys showing those puppies off.  We are talking braless city here.  Mariah is to bralessness as Bruce Lee is to jiu jitsu.  Except Mariah is not dead and is super-hot and does not know how to numchuk.

Uplifting – June 6, 2007
In a Sweater – April 1, 2007
Sunglasses, Bright Future, Bright Headlights – Feb 2 2007
More Braless Mariah Carey Boobs – Jan 8 2007
MC Loves Bralessness – Dec 14 2006
MC’s Golden Globes July 7 2006
More MC – May 21 2006 (wow that red dress just KILLS us)
Mariah Carey Nipples – April 30 2006
MC No Bra – April 25 2006

I hate to be a Beyonce-o-phile, but I absolutely must post these gigantic photos of her see-through top and pink (on Beyonce?) areolae.