We’ll bracket the Sharon Stone post with a babe on the opposite end of the age spectrum – young little hottie Miley Cyrus. The babe category is pushing it since I don’t really think Miley qualifies – she isn’t all that pretty, and her face has sort of a round lumpy thing going on. But c’mon, since when are we picky? She has young nubile boobies and she stomps around in those F-me boots without a bra we’re obligated to take notice. Speaking of which, her friend, or her mom, or her girlfriend, or whoever that is is poachable but she’s gotta get rid of those black high tops.
Ok so we haven’t really addressed the Sharon Stone issue since 2006. Five years is a long time in the braless community. And “the issue” isn’t really confined to Sharon Stone, it is relative to any old ladies who like to run around without their traditional undergarments in place. It’s a little comforting to know she’s still my little dirty ho, anything different would make me feel the passage of time. Kind of like the wrinkles showing up in her beautiful face, or the sag we see elsewhere. No matter. She’s still rich and hot enough for me. And those pokies are still enjoyable to look at.
No, I’m not talking about The Color Purple movie with Oprah Winfrey in it. Wasn’t Whoopi Goldberg in there too? Neither of those two mamma’s gets my ding donging. I’m talking about this sweetie walking down the street in a purple tank top that stands no chance – like zeeeero – of containing those healthy-sized double-D’s. I bet the gal she is walking with has a brother at home. He probably broke his ankle when he fell down while playing Tiger Woods Pro Golf Gigolo on the Wii when his big sis walked into the house with Purple Lady. Those things are like torpedo tits, and I mean that in a “hey your boobs are unique and I would like to bamboozle them” sort of way.
Belen Rodriguez is some kind of famous Argentinian. More importantly to you and I, she’s insanely hot and likes to stomp around at movie premier with no bra. Those boobies like deelish. Probably mostly brown with nips that like to wink at you. She does stuff in Italy. I wish she would do me in Italy, but alas I’m not there I’m here staring at her chest.
