Jennifer Aniston Ruins Me

Posted on May 2, 2010 by Mr. Pokies

Ohh, aghh. Jennifer Aniston is ridiculous. She ruins me. All other women are practically knocked out of contention. Man she is hot. Man her boobies are really nice. The pokies are terminal, they are everpresent. They are out of control. I suspect she hit puberty, grew boobs, and started this TDN (tantalizing display of nipples) immediately and in perpetuity. I don’t think the in perpetuity thing is grammatically correct, but I’ve been dying to use it on a Jennifer Aniston post.

Here are a few more photos, one from Jen’s braless stand-up on Saturday Night Live, and the other is her walking across the parking lot with pokies so dangerous they could rip material and damage unprotected corneas…
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Fearne Cotton

Posted on May 1, 2010 by Mr. Pokies

I had never heard of Fearne Cotton before, but after seeing her in this dress it was hard to think of anything else for like 10 minutes. My mind sort of got in a rut thinking about warm, heavy boobies capped with raspy erect nipples bouncing against the thin satin dress and BAM! I drove off the road into a mailbox. One of the big blue ones. Can I be arrested for this? Can Fearne be arrested for taunting us like this? Apparently she is some kind of British presenter. She has some interesting tattoos. Wait a minute, did I just say something about her tattoos? Sincerely, this is an amazing display of maturity that I can look at these photos and see anything other than… well, you know. She reminds me of Heather Graham – similar hair, face, body.

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Anna Paquin My-My Ms Bi

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Mr. Pokies

My, my – what do we have here? Anna Paquin in a cute little dress sliced open to her navel and no bra. She recently came out in some kind of public service announcement and said she is bisexual. As a man (yeah, baby), I am obligated to think about that with a vapid smile on my face while staring up at the heavens and thinking… dirty thoughts. She is shown here with her toolbelt boyfriend, but he really isn’t a tool is he? He dates Anna Paquin, and she gets it on with girls. This means he can tool around in all these photos and wink and me and say: you can only dream of this, my girlfriend is bi and a 3-way even if it hasn’t happened or isn’t happening may happen, which is more than you can say so stuff it. I would say back… awesome, can you send me some pics?

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Fresh Sunshine Pokies

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Mr. Pokies

Ok, to make up for the technical difficulties, we are tossing out a new post today.

I think the first day of spring was yesterday or the day before. Ahh, sun is shining, birds are chirping, and chicks are wearing less and less when it comes to clothing and optional undergarments. This is a phrase that’s a bit of an oxymoron anyway, what undergarments aren’t optional?

This babe is looking cool in her sunglasses, and rocking the open blouse in the sunshine.

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