Alyssa Milano – Hypnotized and Braless

Posted on August 16, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

No, the dude on the right is not me. But let me explain what’s going on here. His name is Marwan Linski. He is a famous hypnotist. He is saying:

Look at the swirling graphic on my imitation iphone. See it? It’s goooood. See it swirl?
You are feeling very sleepy.
You look at me and think I’m very creepy.
But I’m not. I’m hot. A lot.
You feel very relaxed. Mmm, so relaxed.
You want to take your bra off and lie down on my memory foam mattress.
Oh, what’s that? You aren’t wearing a bra?
Yessss. Your breasts feel very relaxed.
Stare at the swirly.

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Lisa Rinna Gets Serious

Posted on August 11, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

When I say Lisa Rinna gets serious, I’m obviously not talking about her cap. Her cap is seriously dorky. What I’m talking about are those pokies. Give me a break. I’m sure Lisa has been “enhanced.” Hey, these days everybody in Hollywood has a boob job, even Mel Gibson. But did she get a nipple job too? If so, that rocks. And her nipples rock too. They could cut rocks. Her tshirt is so tight and so thin, and her nips on so clearly displayed, it’s almost like she’s wearing latex. If you were a guy behind her in the checkout line at the grocery store, everybody would be calling you a pervert, because you wouldn’t be able to stop staring. But how could you help yourself?

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Kate Price

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

Maybe Kate Price got a ride on a friend’s Harley Davidson and was possessed by some kind of pole dancing demon. This happens to me sometimes. I’ll be watching a Nascar race or maybe mowing the grass and I’ll suddenly get an overwhelming urge to swing around a shiny pole and show off my bootay. Kate has more stuff to show off than I do, and many more people want to see it.

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Audrina Partridge

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Mr. Pokies

This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.

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