Rumer Willis is the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, who is possibly the coolest old dude in Hollywood. She is supposedly an actress, but bless her heart it seems like the only stuff she stars in is with her parents. That’s gotta be lame, your friends ask you what movies you’ve been in and you rattle off a bunch of famous ones your old man was in. She is good friends with Lohan, so you know she’s probably running around snorting and drinking stuff. She also likes to run around without many clothes on, as evidenced by the photos below. “What is a bra?” she is wondering.

There is something to be said for halter top thingees. Especially if they contain the likes of Torrie Wilson’s braless breastacles. She used to be a fitness competitor, then pimped herself out as a wrestling chick. She is 30-something, but those boobs call out as timeless. I think she must’ve been cold in these shots.

Tila Tequila was crowned the official queen of myspace. I crown her my official braless babe of March 2009. Any chick who will strut/bounce braless down a public street in a thin, white, v-neck t-shirt whilst paparazzi are clicking away is awesome. Her boos are awesome. Her smile is awesome. I would marry her, but she is from Vietnam and I think my country made war on hers once.