Braless Blog

I continue to be amazed by the size of Uma Thurman’s boobs. Where do those things come from, outer space? Did the astronauts run across them as they serviced the international space station and bring them back so that could perch themselves on top of her sexy ribcage? Don’t mean to be mean, but Uma has always been a bit of a “Butter Head” for me. I think it’s the nose. But hey, she’s rich, she’s famous, and she has perfectly enjoyable melons capped with perfectly pokie nipples, so let’s post her up, shall we?

Excuse us for saying so, but Brooke Burke has to be the hottest milf that has ever been half naked on the beach walked the earth. Check out those legs, man, her body is enough to bring tears to our eyes. There might be two people on the entire face of the earth that do not think she is hot, and they are freaks who should be banished to outer space. Even women think Brooke is hot (chime in anytime you want, Christy). She is probably credited for turning gay men straight and straight women lesbian.