Sweater stretchers are good to see.
They are fit for you and me.
When they wear no bra on top
it makes me wish I was a cop.
So I could say “STOP RIGHT THERE”
and run my fingers through her hair
and tell her sweaters and nips
are even better than fish and chips.
-Legendary prose by KingMike (thank you for the applause, line forms to the rear)
Alright! This looks like my kind of bar. Check out what’s hanging from the clothesline overhead. What’s the deal, you give up your bra and get free drinks all night? Is this in anywhere closeby, and is it ever visited by Spring Breakers? I, uh, may need to visit.
I think I am starting to realize that the reason guys go to carshows is NOT to see car stuff. I went to a spring carshow a few weeks ago and I was surprised to see that all of the commercialized stuff – the car care products, the performance parts companies, even the well-known tire companies – hire “spokespeople” to mingle with the crowd. The term “spokespeople” in this case means “scantily dressed women with their boobs hanging out.” Also, there was a bikini contest that almost (I mean it was || that close) turned into a flash-a-thon. Maybe I need to get myself a job as a spokesperson…
First of all, I have nothing against girls with fake boobs. I might spruce mine up some day myself. Second of all, if I had very nice fake boobs and I was famous, I’m sure I would be tempted to show them off. But give me a break, Danni Minogue apparently only wears a bra when she exercises with a pogo stick.
