Wow, I can’t believe we’ve gone almost 2.5 months without a Jessica Simpson post. What the heck guys, are you getting lazy? This goddess is going down in history as being another Pamela Anderson… uh, except without the fake boobs, porn background, or leaked home videos demonstrating oral techniques. Speaking of home videos, I wonder if Nick has any dirty photos of Jessica stored away somewhere, and how long before they hit the press? Here she is looking svelte and nipply…is that a g-string I see peeking out?
Hello there, young lady on the porch. Is it morning time, and did you just wake up braless in your jammies? Or are you a naughty girl poking your perkies out in the afternoon while the camera’s watchful eye watches so closely? Why are the Kleenex out, have you been sneezing, or spilling your drink, or perhaps touching yourself which has caused your nipples to stand at attention? Hmmm, we sure do love the girls next door.
Sweater stretchers are good to see.
They are fit for you and me.
When they wear no bra on top
it makes me wish I was a cop.
So I could say “STOP RIGHT THERE”
and run my fingers through her hair
and tell her sweaters and nips
are even better than fish and chips.
-Legendary prose by KingMike (thank you for the applause, line forms to the rear)
Alright! This looks like my kind of bar. Check out what’s hanging from the clothesline overhead. What’s the deal, you give up your bra and get free drinks all night? Is this in anywhere closeby, and is it ever visited by Spring Breakers? I, uh, may need to visit.
