Thankful for Summertime

Now that Summer has arrived, we are thoroughly enjoying the benefits. And no, we are not talking about our
sweaty butts sticking to leather seats. We’re talking BIKINIS! Juicy, hot women scantily clad with liberal vacation
rules and tanlines to explore. And what better time to cast our vote for our favorite bikini posts over the last few months…

Drumroll please:

5) Bikini Contest – Because foil bikinis and nips make us happy.
4) Bikini Battle – Because we don’t know what a bikini battle is, but we want to watch.
3) Amateur in Bikini – Because she could cut glass with those things.
2) Waterpark Pokies – Because we wear mirrored sunglasses so we can watch what we’re not supposed to.
1) Beer Bong Pokies – Because it just doesn’t get any better than beer, bikinis, and boobies.

Gigantic Carshow Melons

Christy was going to make this post, but after seeing these photos, I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity. In terms of some level of dialogue, I’m afraid our readers will be disappointed since I’m basically left speechless. These are some very large, very braless melons. I especially like the way she fishes around down in her suit as if she lost her bracelet in her pants and it is irritating her crotch. Why is it that none of the models look like this when I go to carshows?

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