We realize she is not getting any younger or perkier, but dayum she is still so super-fine. Getting scolded, smashed in the head, or ignored by a braless Jennifer Love Hewitt would probably be better than winning the lottery maybe even getting french-kissed by a drunk Jery Ryan. Uh, where was I… oh yeah. Anyway, Jen is hanging around with this boyfriend looking dude that makes us slightly jealous. It is only a slight consolation that he looks like a…
You know what, maybe he treats her nice. Maybe her calls her several times a day and buys her flowers often.
7) She is pretty.
Call us shallow, but we like pretty girls more than we like ugly ones.
6) She looks inebriated.
Suspicious glow to the cheeks. Dark pub-like background in the photo. Drunk pretty girls are even more fun than sober pretty girls (we learned this in college).
5) We like her halter top.
Halter tops are great. Very minimalist, not wasteful. If we all did away with sleeves and straps, think of how much material we would save, and how much better off the environment would be. And that material is very thin – less waste!
4) Nice bellybutton.
So her abs aren’t ripped, so what. Everyone that has ripped abs, please raise your hand. See, bunch of beer-swilling, cheescake nibbling goobers got no business commenting on the extra 0.75 lbs she’s packed on eating Weight Watchers deserts while watching Gray’s Anatomy. We don’t like outies, she has an innie, she qualifies.
3) Stance.
We’re glad she’s not in a military uniform (not that there’s anything wrong with a hot chick in a military uniform), but the way she’s standing – so proud, so firm – makes us think of the STARS AND STRIPES, and hot dogs, and the 4th of July, and rolling around on a blanket naked picnics.
2) The general illusion.
She makes us think of girlfriends who are very concerned about their partner’s (frequent) sexual satisfaction, like to bring home new sextoys once per week, never yell at us about taking the trash out, don’t have a mother who likes to visit, and tend to shop with their own credit cards. We understand such a woman does not exist, but looking at her angelic face and uh the rest of her, for just a brief moment in time, we believe its possible.
1) She is braless.
Oooh, boy, is she braless. She defines the word braless. Look up braless in Wikipedia or Webster’s, and you may very well see a photo of this girl demonstrating the correct method. And the shape, the very contour of her condition is most magnificent. No slackers here. Go for the gusto, that’s what we always say. Beam your headlights around the world, be free, be pokie.
She may shrug and cover. She may duck and jive. She may hug herself and squeeze her eyes shut. But no matter what, the stunningly beautiful Kate Beckinsale cannot hide those wonderful pokies from our view. Why? Because we are armed with 12 megapixel digital cameras, 12x optical zoom lenses, and cold breezes.
I have added a handful of photos of Kate wearing this ephemeral peach-colored dress. And why not, because if her nipples poked any harder against that thin fabric, something would be liable to tear. The fact that she is so clearly braless makes me wonder if that dirty girl might have left the house with no panties. But I digress. I really like the way she has her hair pulled up, and that color makes her perfect skin really pop.
Sofia Milos is enough to make us twitch. You know when you are on your way home and you stop by Starbucks for like the 3rd time? And you know you don’t need any more caffeine, but you do it anyway? That’s the kind of herky-jerky feeling Sofia gives everybody. What a milf. A quick internet search shows she’s 41.
With no bra on, Sofia looks rather rambunctious. A braless, rambunctious 41 year old who is wealthy? Where do we sign up?
If Sofia were your mother, even if you were a girl, you would never be able to sleep with anybody.
Don’t get us wrong, we’re glad Sofia runs around with her nips poking out. But if Sofia were our mom, we’d try to get her to put on a bra. Maybe a Superwoman Bra like this would be applicable.
I think my favorite photo of her is this one. It’s somewhat candid, a bit of a surprise photo taken of her with one of her friends when her pokies are blatantly obvious and she’s laughing at her own braless state…
I might be kinda sorta in love with Sofia Milos. Or at least her boobs. Her 48 year old boobs.
I’m starting to think they are fake, so in that way perhaps her boobs aren’t as old as the rest of her?
I don’t want you guys to start thinking I’m milf-crazy. She is hot, and she happens to be 48. Also, nice boobies. So yeah, she’s mega-milfesque, but that’s secondary to the hotness.
She is Italian/Greek, which means she either gets the wookie bush trimmed/waxed frequently, or lets it grow to her knees. That’s how those greek girls are. Arm hair too, like Alyssa.
She was born in Switzerland, then moved to Rome.
She acted in a number of films between 1992 and 2013, none of which I recognize. And she was active on television shows all the way through 2017. I don’t own a television, too poor. Sometimes I go to Walmart and watch the ones on the shelf though.
Her website says she loves beautiful things. Hey, that makes two of us.
She likes to work out. She does push-ups while I’m underneath her, kickboxing when I stalk her, and pilates when I’m in prison and can’t touch her stretchpant-clothed booty.
Various websites list her as 5’8†tall, 140 lbs, with an enhanced 34-C. I don’t know if I believe any of that. I think her boobies are bigger than that.
Although she usually plays a tall Greek goddess onscreen, she is apparently private and doesn’t like to talk about her personal life. I think she married a dude named Alessandro Martorana in 2007. Does that dude design shoes? Maybe he is still her husband, maybe not. I’m sure he doesn’t not pleasure her as much as my studly self.
Scratch that. I found an interview that was posted recently where she says she wants to find Mr. Right. Clearly, she is on the hunt for my fine awesomeness.
Hoping for a hot sister, I searched around for Sofia’s siblings. Dang it, she only has one brother by the name of Pino Milos. That is so close to Penis Milos that it makes me cackle.
I don’t think she has any kids, possibly because she wanted to keep her figure trim and her vagina tight. Wait, did I say that out loud?
She has some curly, greekish hair
I think any post would be better with some Sofia Milos videos. How about film off her cleavage??
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