I am surprised to see, upon further review, that I have posted nothing about Jessica Simpson since July 4. Gotta fix that. Here are some crazy photos of Ms. Jessica Simpson standing around braless in a black dress. It is a good thing she is just standing, because if she were to move very much, that dress would not stand a chance at holding in that massive and lovely rack. She is literally spilling out the sides of her dress (way to go designer!). If she were to sneeze, scratch her shoulder, wave to someone, or merely kick at a pebble that obstructed her path – boom! – a veritable boob explosion.
I cannot be sure what this girl might be doing, or why she wears so many different aqua green outfits. But I can be sure that I wish I were in the vicinity when she unleashed those large natural hooters on the unsuspecting public. Are those c-cups or d-cups? Either way, I give her an A.
Cindy Crawford may be a mom, she may be getting a bit older, and she may not be in the limelight as much as she used to be. But by golly, when Cindy Crawford goes braless, all men sit up and take notice. By our new classification system, no only is this a “celeb braless”, it is alos a “celeb pokie” since we can see a little nip action. Rock on, Cindy. Waltz around in public with no bra all you want… just don’t mind us looking sweetie.
