No sign of pokies here, but with Nikki Cox and the ammo she carries around, you don’t really have to see blood flow in the cleavage wars to know an ass kickin’ is about to happen. Mercy, Nikki, you’ve been doing it to us for years.
Go Braless On Your Date
Why can’t my dates ever go braless like this? Furthermore, when my dates do go braless, why don’t they look like this?
Joanna Krupa – Braless Blonde
Joanna Krupa is hot and blonde and at the very top of my list for women to invite to my next birthday party. She has a fine body which she only occasionally camouflages with with clothing. I’m betting Joanna sleeps naked. I say this, because even during the day she likes to prance around with those perky boobs pressing against the thin material of her tops as if to say – hey you, the one writing on bralessblog, look at my areolae and wish upon a star.
Joanna’s braless cleavage has been in several TV shows and movies. She was on CSI and ER. She was a Juggie on the Man Show. And she is frequently in my dreams. Did I mention she has very pouty lips? I’m just saying. She does. Also, her bodyfat is not particularly low, which is fine by me.
LowBeams for Your Nipples
From the NY Daily News article Celeb Beauty Secrets:
Are you chilly or just happy to see me? There’s a famous mind-melting “Sex and the City” episode where Samantha pulls out a pair of fake nipples and insists they’re the must-have fashion accessory. Let’s nip this one right now: Some of us don’t want to be walking sex on parade. What to do when you want to go braless but are mortified of walking into an air-conditioned room? Heather Locklear knows that you buy yourself some Low Beams: ouchless, latex-free teeny adhesive pads that you can wear with or without a bra. No way to put this delicately: You just slap those babies on your nipples and you’re ready to go.
These LowBeams sound like quite the product. They are also known as “nipple concealors”. Now why on earth somebody would invent and patent a device that conceals the exquisite female pokie is totaly beyond me. What do you guys/gals think?