Caroline Vreeland’s Squishy Boobs Get Loose

Posted on March 18, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

As I’ve aged, I’ve gotten even more perverted. But you don’t want to hear too many of these specifics. More to the point, I’ve developed a much finer sense of fine boobies.

Now I am not fancy enough that I would vote a lady off the island just because her breasts weren’t perfect. In fact, it’s just the opposite. I kind of have a thing for imperfect boobs.

Don’t take this as an anti-implant rant. Fake boobs can be awesome too. But certain big, soft, natural boobies are… sigh. My fave.

Well allow me to introduce you to Caroline Vreeland. And yes, before you ask and wonder and pontificate, they are real.

Her boobs are both large and shapely. Also, I like her nipples. They are my kind of nipples.

Other than those knockers, I really didn’t know much about Caroline. So I did some research, only to find she is supposedly sexually fluid. C’mon now, I’m old and senile and don’t know about these things. I know what sexual fluids are, trust me. I’m real familiar with those. But what’s this fluidity thing?

I guess back in my day people would call that bisexual. As in, people who play for either team. Gals who like the D and also like to rug munch. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Whatever, regardless, apparently (thank little baby jesus) that means Caroline also likes to run around with those boobies of her halfway hanging out. Mercy!

Let’s talk about my favorite photo of her. At least my favorite for today. It’s this one, where her bikini is stuck to her, and she’s walking out of the water like a braless goddess, and her boobies are swaying to and fro. Wow. Dang.

Here are a few more…

Another natural celebrity honey:
http://www.bralessblog.com/2019/10/20/shailene-woodleys-boobs-make-me-diverge-on-perversion.html

Update

Apparently Caroline got pregnant. And this increased what was already a large bust, to something truly enormous. Her boobs got bigger, and very veiny, and I think I’m in love.

Here’s a shot of her naked and crawling on the floor. She has a tiny butt.

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This Braless Crotch Shot Makes Me Weep

Posted on March 12, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

There is no point in trying to deny it.

I am weak in the knees. I am dizzy.

When I saw this photo, I was so shocked that I gasped and aspirated some of the Peter Pan Peanut Butter mixed with cheetoh nuggets.

I wept, and thanked the heavens, and prayed that this gal would be delivered to my lap. Or maybe to my kitchen table so I could stare creepily at her and then nibble on her female parts.

No need to move beyond her perfect abs, but if you slide up just a little bit, you will of course run into those incredible braless boobies.

How did those nipples get so hard? Did she pinch them? Is she frighteningly cold? Does she need help warming up? Help from my lips?

Hey now, I can’t help but also point out… that fabulous crotch.

That little bulge in her white panties drives me wilder than a tazmanian devil on meth. I can practically smell it and taste it.

Yes, alright, I’m not done. I’d pull her hair too.

braless crotch shot

I may have pointed out a few other crotches in the past. Don’t be shy about rooting around and checking them out 🙂

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Banned From Youtube

Posted on March 7, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

As some of you may have noticed, Youtube has banned me and closed my account.

This happened several years ago, but I rejoined and sort of took it easy, trying to fly below the radar. After all, my videos were compilations of braless babes but showed no nudity.

Flying below the radar only worked for so long, and then a few days ago I got the email saying buh-bye. I had violated community guidelines, etc.

I could bitch about how unfair it is, and what wussies they are considering it was really pg-13 content, and far less sexual than some of the stuff you see on youtube, but at the end of the day if ya play with fire you’re gonna get burned, and I got burned.

There were over 13,000 subscribers to my channel, and some of my videos had been watched over one million times. But now more!

Now this is probably a bad idea, but I’m going to try hosting the most recent video I posted on youtube here on BralessBlog. I think that’s going to melt my gimpy server down, but I’ll try it.

You can find that video here.

I guess I could spend my own hard-earned money to upgrade my server, and do tons of videos for you guys (and girls), but you’d have to convince me to do that with some donations. Or maybe it’s just as easy for you to visit the “paid” video page here and buy a video or two and that’s basically like donating 🙂

I’ll eventually rumble around the site here and delete all the old youtube links. Until then, sorry for all the dead links.

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The Top Five Reasons to do Your Spring Cleaning While Braless

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Mr. Pokies

Well it’s the first of March, and it’s time to start thinking about Spring time. Birds chirping, a little sunshine, and some chicks in short-shorts and tanktops would put me in the right kind of mood, that’s for sure.

All chicks should be determined to do their Spring cleaning while braless. Why, you ask? With no further ado, I’ll present to you my top five reasons…

1. It’s more entertaining. Yes, watching your boobs wobble to and fro is enjoyable for us dudes. Let those girls bounce while you scrub and vacuum.

2. You’ll stay cooler. We don’t want you to overheat while you’re doing all that physical activity. You can’t get too physical and start sweating.

3. It will save you work. That bra will be one extra article of clothing you’ll have to wash and dry. C’mon, do you really need it?

4. It’s like practicing for bikini season. Summer is right around the corner. You need to be training your boobs for that skimpy bikini top you bought on clearance at the end of last summer.

5. It will probably turn your husband/boyfriend on. He’s probably given up on the possibility that you’ll ever wear that French Maid costume he bought you last Valentine’s Day. Bouncing your boobs around and displaying your pointy nipples is the least you can do!

While we’re talking about Spring, I thought now would be a good time to launch a spring time braless video compilation. At last count, I have over 13k subscribers to my youtube channel. I think I had more than that before the last time they banned me. That’s always a very real possiblity, even though I put together videos that don’t show any nudity. I make zero dollars off the youtube channel or the videos, I do not (cannot) monetize them. I just do it for fun.

If you want to support the vids and try to keep them from getting banned, probably the best thing you can do is to give this one a thumb’s up on youtube, and to subscribe to the bralessblog youtube channel if you haven’t already.

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