LowBeams for Your Nipples

From the NY Daily News article Celeb Beauty Secrets:

Are you chilly or just happy to see me? There’s a famous mind-melting “Sex and the City” episode where Samantha pulls out a pair of fake nipples and insists they’re the must-have fashion accessory. Let’s nip this one right now: Some of us don’t want to be walking sex on parade. What to do when you want to go braless but are mortified of walking into an air-conditioned room? Heather Locklear knows that you buy yourself some Low Beams: ouchless, latex-free teeny adhesive pads that you can wear with or without a bra. No way to put this delicately: You just slap those babies on your nipples and you’re ready to go.

These LowBeams sound like quite the product.  They are also known as “nipple concealors”.  Now why on earth somebody would invent and patent a device that conceals the exquisite female pokie is totaly beyond me.  What do you guys/gals think?