Honestly, I do not want to pretend like I am smarter than I really am. I don’t have to since I’m so good looking. I went to the grocery store the other day, and the chubby but really friendly lady who rang up my Hi-C fruit punch and Mr. P’s frozen pizza said “You, sir, look like a Greek God.” I signed my check with my left hand even though I’m right-handed just so she would see my wedding ring and not grab me and make wild love to me. I digress. I don’t really know who Garcelle Beauvai is. I could do an internet search and tell you for sure, but I’m just too lazy at the moment. I can tell you she has breasts that are c-cup or larger, and that she is braless in these photos. So says my well-practiced (and greek-god-looking) eye.

