Garcelle Beauvia Thinks I am Sexy

Honestly, I do not want to pretend like I am smarter than I really am.  I don’t have to since I’m so good looking.  I went to the grocery store the other day, and the chubby but really friendly lady who rang up my Hi-C fruit punch and Mr. P’s frozen pizza said “You, sir, look like a Greek God.”  I signed my check with my left hand even though I’m right-handed just so she would see my wedding ring and not grab me and make wild love to me.  I digress.  I don’t really know who Garcelle Beauvai is.  I could do an internet search and tell you for sure, but I’m just too lazy at the moment.  I can tell you she has breasts that are c-cup or larger, and that she is braless in these photos.  So says my well-practiced (and greek-god-looking) eye.