Christina Aguilera – Black Dress Yields Braless Breasts

She can sing me to sleep anytime.  Christina Aguilera is called Xtina by those familiar with her braless boobies.  She recently got married, and I read a report that said her new husband has asked any and all males to please avoid looking at his new bride’s pokies.  I think his exact words were:  “stop looking at my wife’s tits.”  He doesn’t mind the ladies looking because, well, lesbians are cool. I’m not too big on her crazy red lipstick, but I ain’t gonna be picky.