Ripped Kelly Rippa

Holy crap, Batman. Kelly Rippa is ripped. She must workout like a fiend. She would be the next Weight Watchers spokesman, but a) she’s so busy doing Electrolux commercials she has no extra time, b) she would be accused of being anorexic and have no connection whatsoever to the pudgy audience she was trying to reach. I don’t mind here age, I like her body (especially those big pythons she’s sporting), but seriously man… the belly button thing has me freaked out. I can just imagine taking her to some swanky restaurant or party and she’s in a silky dress and the light is just right and bystanders start to wonder if she has a little peepee sticking out of her flat tummy. I’m not trying to be cruel, or an A-hole, I’m just saying. That is a big prominent belly button and I try not to look at it myself.