Jenny McCarthy Braless

Jenny McCarthy is like the posterchild for why all hot women should pose for Playboy. She hit their radar in 1993, ended up making playmate of the year, then never looked back. She’s an actress, a game show host, an author, and even for a 39 year old, she is insanely hot. She was a nursing student when she posed for the magazine (she needed a little extra dough). I can only daydream about her wearing a little white hat and tending to my every need. I swear I once heard Jenny, while doing something on her own cable television show, belch so loudly and so longly (you’re allowed to use that word when describing a massive playmate belch) that I instantly fell in love with her. I would love to study in depth the topic of whether or not her massive hooties were all natural when she first did that shoot for pboy so many years ago. Since then, I’m sure she’s had some work done to the girls, especially after she had a kid and experienced the post-maternal droopage. But I remember as a young lad staring at her golden globes in that Catholic school sweater (or I guess I should say OUT of that sweater) and thinking motorboat dreams.