Sarah Jones

Sarah Jones is a 28 year old actress who has been in a bunch of little stuff that you’ve never heard of. Not included in the list of stuff she’s been in is my pants. Which is a shame, because those boobies look like they could for sure use a little of my special attention. One the one hand, they seem to have a little droop. On the other hand, they appear to be all (deliciously) natural. And when you consider both hands together, well motorboating would be the least perverted thing I would do to the gal. Whatdya figure, those are big c-cups, maybe d-cups? Oh yeah, I would get up in there. She’s in Alcatraz, a show I’ve never seen and won’t make it a point to carve time out of my busy life to see. I’ve heard she is dating this guy named Theo Rossi, who is a rat fink looking dude if ever I have seen one. Sarah is very pretty and very curvy, so those soft breasts and most excellent hips deserve a man of my caliber. I have never been called a rat fink, yet another fantastic reason Sarah should consider getting in my pants. Speaking of Mrs Jones…